Landline Podcast

Where are young people supposed to enjoy a balanced life in today's day and age? Landline discusses city vs. country, money vs. time, entrepreneurship vs. punching the corporate clock. Plus overpriced neighborhoods, barking Jack Russells and million dollar homes sliding off their foundation. Landline!

Landline is back with New Year's resolutions to lose weight, drink less and get off the internet. Plus, "What is Landline?" scaring telemarketers and being in classroom settings with women. Landline!

Landline talks stock market volatility, Facebook Portal, Amazon's carbon footprint, the plastic wrap on organic produce, having a baby in rural Vermont and Landline ring tones. Enjoy!

Alex and his dad pod live from the Columbia River Gorge in a Nissan Sentra. Hitchhiking, freight trains and prehistoric rivers are all featured, along with solicitation for sex at the Port Authority. Plus a Thanksgiving Message from the Queen. Landline!

It's an election night extravaganza, with Landline connecting to precincts across the country to tally the votes. The results are in - everyone quit the internet get a Landline!

Anya the Feminist Superhero has a Kavanaugh retort for Alex, and the two discuss how to reconcile one's own past as a single, white male. Plus Landline goes to southern Chile to roast a suckling pig and start a micobrewery. Don't forget SCAM JAM and voicemails. Landline!

Tim the Bartering Winemaker tries to trade cases of Pinot Noir for an antique phone booth. Alex and Anna try to buy their child an ethical toy. Plus Anya calls the wrong Landline. Thanks for listening! NOW WITH

Alex calls Tim the Winemaker to talk Harvest and the problem with wine interns. Then he rings up John the Constitutionalist Enigma to talk lingerie shopping and golf handicaps. Don't miss a few great voicemails from the Climate Change Ski Guide calling in from exotic locals abroad. Landline!

Potpourri with Virginia brother sister tandem debating Kavanaugh, Fall Fashion update, the best way to blow CO2 into the atmosphere, the worst way to blow 100 grand in high-end wine grapes and a new computer virus from Tennessee. Landline!

Saul tells us about his Summer lake life of nudity and loons, reflects on his former life as an online-dater, and questions whether we should be choosing professional success over proximity to close friends. Plus sober September, stuffing chickens, saturated fat and a scam-free week. Call the Landline.

Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire is back to discuss how Facebook is UNDERvalued and boring, the world's worst computer virus, student loan problems and the teaser rates that create them, old people's misunderstanding of social media and more. Plus my Significant Bother, ScamJam politics and some great voicemails. Enjoy

Alex loses his wallet but has a digital tracker that he installed only days earlier - what happens next?! He runs his mouth on a podcast and people in Australia go nuts. Tile really is the best way to meet tweekers! Tweakers? Is tweakers spelled with an A or an E?

Landlines are back in style, and so is this podcast. Anya tells us how to quit your save the world job, Max on how to lose your ATM card and the Constitutionalist Enigma from Disney World. Season 7 of Landline Podcast starts now.

Quick check in from an absent host on the state of the Pod in the middle of a short (well deserved) break. Did you get the joke? Thanks for listening.

Mixing it up with a few short calls to favorite guests. Zuck in front of Congress, a geology tour of Portland, a Babyboomer quits Facebook because she realizes she's growing to dislike her former friends, a Bojangles expert misses our call and the best dressed man in New Orleans gets mad about being underappreciated for his skill.

Sean the Airborne Meteorologist makes his debut! We talk heli-skiing in the Chugach, the cost of running a copter, how local TV stations can pay for these things, how a helicopter is great for one person and terrible for everyone else, global warming, melting glaciers, client services, selfies sticks, cellphones in places they shouldn't be and more. Call the Landline!

Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire calls in to discuss Facebook’s malfeasance and growing profitability, Uber’s self-driving car disaster, Snapchat’s possibility as a zero-shot, shorting the NFL, waiting too long for Italian subs and the possibility of politician porn site visits being shared publically. Plus a challenge to Landline listeners to live an entire day of no big-tech.

A podcast review of Roederer Estate Brut Sparkling wine by everyone's favorite food and beverage team: 2 Guys, 1 Cup. Tim and Alex discuss the merits of champagne flutes, radish season, making friends at your local wine shop, fireside sparkling wine, no tuna being sustainable, methode champenoise, and 80,000 cases a year. The team moves on to Alex's cover letter for Milk Street Kitchen, his deli-o...

Saul and Alex discuss Moustache March, hetero men acting unsavory in social events, what having hair on your lip really means, how to stand up to compliments you hate, group think, being early internet influencers and the coming of Spring. Then Saul talks about why he's been so itchy and how it's ok to be uncomfortable sometimes. Plus voicemails and a preview of the next Two Guys, One Cup. LANDLIN...

Max the Marine joins the show to talk about Harris Teeter tuna, Diet Mountain Dew, and whether Alex should continue his internet comment feud with the Burlington, VT community over landlocked Poke bowls. The gang then reflects on their gun control discussion considering the newest school violence developments, and Max explains why he things we're going to lose any large wars we get into. After goi...

A special Thursday release - Part II of my brother-in-law the Constitutionalist Enigma. Sex robots, orgasm by computer, landlines at boarding schools, drug dealers with dreads, snow shovel awards, dance contests winners, beer medals. It's a late night fireside chat that is pretty disorganized, but you're going to love it! Plus a great message from Aunt Polly and some show news as well. LANDLINE!

Fireside chat with my brother-in-law John the Constitutionalist Enigma. Where does the term brother-in-law come from? What is Beating the Bounds and should you do it to your son? Where will all the missiles park to line up for Trump’s military parade? Where were you during the best hockey game in American history? We’ll answer all this and more on Landline Podcast.

Dinner and the Movie Annex back for prescient cultural commentary on Tonya Harding, her pink camo premiere outfit that wasn't, telescoping batons, living in your mom's basement and bossing her around, landlines with long cords, the world famous Jeff Gillooly, and Cheetos flavored popcorn. Tell a friend!

The Movie Annex is back for Dinner and a Movie with Applebee's and I, Tonya making up a $200 date! That's right, we know how to spend $200 and involve Applebee's. Also, is the meat at a local joint any better? What is a quesadilla burger? And are chain dining restaurants part of the gay underground railroad? All this and more on Landline Podcast.

Giles calls in from Roma with an update on how iPhones are translating eeen ITALIiano, well behaved children at restaurants, choosing to leave your life and do a different one, serving fellows, mommy blogs, making a great Amaro cocktail and more. Where did crayons and the golf tee game go? How did our parents do it without google? Find out now, on Landline Podcast. Saluti