Everything’s Dumb

If a car alarm goes off in the middle of the city, and no one reacts, does it even make a sound??? YES! A f*cking loud and annoying sound! Now I HOPE someone steals your car! It’s frankly ALARMING how pointless this noise pollution is… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first lawfully abiding citizens to subscribe, follow, like, and give us...

Do you love traveling through space (and time? who are we to say?) in an enclosed box full of the hot breath of strangers, mysterious liquids, and plebeians who simply won't behave? Or are you like Victoria and also hate elevators with a burning passion? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first claustrophobic (and/or cleithrophobic, tak...

We made it out of the tent! Alive & partially sane! This episode is quite long, BUT we talk about drugs…. so that = FUN!  Maybe not all of it is fun, but I PROMISE we pick it up at the end there ;)  Also, WE GOT NEW MICS! We’re still working on things, so there are a few very brief moments of echo, but far better overall, and fewer planes! Yay! We'll keep getting better! Follow us @everyth...

Have you ever wondered why almost the entire world uses a very logical system of measurements based on the number 10, but (stubborn) America still uses feet, miles, pounds, and ounces (which is somehow a measurement of both weight and volume?!?!)? Yeah, we have too. We don't solve this problem, but we sure do complain about it! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and F...

By the time you realize it’s happening…. It’s already too late! You’re going to have to go through the painful tingling feeling of waking your limb back up- why are they always so GROUCHY??!?!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first limber person to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is keeping all...

We're back with Vol 1.2, where Victoria complains about things that truly don't matter but that TRULY get her goat... for some reason. If you're in the mood to listen to some utterly useless gab, you're in the right place! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook! And be one of the first extremely annoyed people to subscribe, follow, like, and give...

It’s the first EVER Rant-A-Thon! Just when you thought the topics couldn’t get any less important—Rant-A-Thon is here to prove you wrong! We DEMAND to be taken seriously about not being taken seriously!!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first ranters to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is worth...

Oooouuuu sick burn! Is probably not the best thing to say to someone who is sunburnt. Victoria speaks from a lifetime of experience on the hot topic of the roasting of human skin caused by the flaming ball in the sky. It’s fun in the sun! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first sun-protected people to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a...

Save the daylight! No more getting dark before we get out of work! We shouldn't only see daylight on our morning commutes. Make daylight savings permanent- standard time is duuuuumb!!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first day walkers to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is worth losing an hou...

Chlorine-resistant bacteria, out-of-control ticket prices, and vomit, oh my!! Victoria has a lot of thoughts about theme parks (cough Disney cough) charging so much money for every single thing... is it the most magical place on Earth, or just the most expensive? Spoiler alert: she is still looking forward to her first-ever Disneyland trip, hopefully this autumn!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on...

I pledge allegiance, to this brand. And promise to pay every month to continue my consumerism on a regular schedule. These paywalls are duuuumb! (Be sure to subscribe for only $420.69 to hear this exclusive episode!) Indohyus Beetles fact-check Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first loyal consumers to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a...

Everyone knows that mosquitos suck. This will be a rare episode where we bash females (mosquitos) but only because they're literally the worst... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first red blooded humans to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is better than citronella!

Amazon is the worst!... and I can't live without it. Trigger warning as we do talk about Jeff Bez*s in the episode, we don't enjoy it, we just kind of have to... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first Prime exclusive people to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is better than next day shippi...

The 5 day workweek is bullsh*t. We should strike! Generations before us fought for the right to work only 5 days, we should continue their efforts to get that down to 3-4. :)

Hope you had a great long holiday weekend! This episode features an actual firework going off in our neighborhood, as we record this episode about how dumb it is to have to listen to fireworks going off constantly around the 4th of July in America. This was total coincidence, we wouldn't have a budget for that... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be...

A.K.A. HOT cities. Victoria would like a word with her local city planner... and yours! More shade please and thank you! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the best planned to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this podcast is a like a cool breeze on a hot Summer day!

They BLOOOOOOOW! Kate complains about not being able to enjoy the fresh air with open windows without the deafening noise and cloud of pollen and dirt the fills every building in Los Angeles. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this podcast is a breath of fresh air!

Victoria takes us through some of the dumber parts of social media. We gloss over much of the most horrible consequences and focus on the more annoying. It's a good time! There's a surprise in there, too! The creator we reference is: @walksauce42_ (Instagram) @Walksauce42 (YouTube &TikTok) And be one of the first INFLUENCERS to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review ab...

This is really more about the severe lack of public transportation in the US and a bit of history about how it got so shitty. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first passenger princesses to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is getting you through your commute!

For once the planes you hear in the background make SENSE! What is the exact science behind an airplane's ability to fly?? *shrug* No idea, this is mostly us complaining about all the dumb things you have to go through at the airport. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first class people to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star re...

Kate is fed up with online food blogs and viral shortcuts that would have the health department shutting down your home kitchen if they could. We end with a quiz that predicts Victoria's favorite food by her personality. We reference the hilarious creator: @imtanaramallory on Instagram & @tanara.mallory on TikTok- check her out! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram,...

Victoria wants everyone to know just how much not having a job sucks right now. The whole episode is super uplifting and a real feel-good comedy podcast. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first highly employable people to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is your favorite thing to listen to on your...

How dumb do you feel after not sleeping well? Sleep is so easy- BABIES can do it... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first brilliant people to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how much happier you are, now that you found this show!

We all LOVE recycling and re-using.. but not when it's nearly every major Hollywood film for the past 15 years... Victoria hosts this episode and would very much like to hear an original idea for a NEW movie. Please and thank you. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first genius people to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star revie...

This is likely episode 1 of many about Customer Service. Kate hosts this topic and gives advice for how to deal with shitty customers, and advice for anyone who has a "regular spot". Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first trendsetters to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show has changed how y...