Everything’s Dumb

I think the hill has moved, because I feel nowhere near over it.. 40 and fabulous? Not sure about that.. Definitely 40 and frustrated. Forgetful, foolish, but at least I’m also funny.. Learn all about other awesome things to come out of the year 1986 and play along the Colbert Questionnairt. Like this episode and share this podcast with a friend for my birthday gift!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod...

Our 100th episode!!! Absolutely insane... just like us 🙃

Ok, so admittedly- NOT my best title… but could be one of my best episodes! I pose the question: What’s the point of hiring actors if you’re just going to put them through the real-life horror on set? This episode discusses some of the legendary Hollywood directors who apparently thought directing was too hard or boring, and torturing actors sounded more fun! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTu...

Cryptids

Get your camouflage on- we’re goin’ Ghost Huntin! On this week’s episode, we talk about the lucrative business of pointing out when the temperature changes in a room and how cool everything looks in night-vision.  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first true believers to like, and give us a five-star review about how this show will be sorely misse...

Yay sports!! Soccer is great, no matter how hard FIFA tries to ruin it with their corruption, cheating, and scandals. But it wouldn't be an episode of Everything's Dumb if we didn't point out all the old white men trying to take away our fun, now would it?! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the loudest hooligans to follow, like, and give u...

If a movie is completed and no one is around to see or hear it, does it really exist? If someone is the CEO of a television channel that used to be educational, but now mostly shows reality TV, should he ever even be considered for the job of running one of the largest film studios in the world? These are all the stupid questions we ask in this episode. PLUS- find out another major pop culture cha...

It's hot as hell and Victoria is miserable. But Kate shares some adorable childhood memories in our closing segment, so power through Victoria's whining and you'll be handsomely rewarded 🤗 Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be the sweatiest listener to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is hotter than hell itself!

Are you ready to be your own boss? Set your own hours? Get rich quick? Well then this opportunity may be for you! From supplements and essential oils to topping governments, MLM’s, Ponzi schemes, and the like have been taking advantage of people for decades. We also talk about ancient Egypt and the perfect snack for a storage facility bathroom. It’s a weird one! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on Yo...

Want to learn some ridiculous information about animals, yet again? Well luckily for you, Victoria is back with the absolute dumbest facts, from giraffes to horror frogs to hippopotamusi [sic]! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the Mightiest listeners to give us a five-star review about how this show is basically like having a mini David Attenborough...

We’re back to talk about more dumb parts of the human body. Continuing where we left off in episode 31 of this podcast, we’re picking it back up with episode 91. But you remember everything from last time, right?? I certainly do… Plus: find our recipe for the best way to cook a human from raw! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first non-appendicit...

When you love a movie/celebrity/video game, how do you like to show your appreciation? If you enjoy hurling insults and sending death threats, then you might be a horrible person & part of a toxic fandom! Soo you should stop it! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be the most wholesome listener to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this sh...

TRIGGER WARNING: This is an EXPLOSIVE episode! I do NOT recommend eating while listening to this, but you WILL NEED a drink! ALSO: while most of the main topic is quite disgusting, I can actually almost promise you will get hungry during the closing segment. Then we’ll all go to brunch! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first farmers market shoppe...

We've all heard of Charles Lindbergh - internationally famous aviator, father of the Lindbergh Baby, and.... Nazi? Yiiiikes. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be the least fascist listener to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is more sensational than the “Crime of the Century”!!! (Rest in peace Charles Jr.)

Looking for a cure-all that gives you vim, vigor, and verve? Look no further! Our episode about the wellness industry is filled with all the best tips and tricks- like taking multiple baths in a day to rid yourself of tuberculosis! Bet you won’t find that on Web MD…. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first snake oil customers to like, and give us...

Information is good, censorship is bad. Honestly, that's pretty much it. Stick it to the man and go read a book!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be the most voracious reader to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is definitely not obscene in the slightest… lol just kidding. We know who we are 🤣

You know em, you hate em, but how did this small Arizona-based company become the Master of Tickets? Well by ignoring monopoly and antitrust laws of course! I mean, it’s not like laws apply to all corporations, right??????? fml… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first ticketholders, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is worth...

We're back with more ADHD info that you never knew you wanted!! And maybe you don't, but honestly that sounds like a you problem. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most distracted multi-taskers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the most educational resource on the internet, for suuure.

If you know one thing about Henry Ford, you know he invented the first car. If you know two things about him, you probably fucking hate his shitty guts. If not, listen to this episode to find out why he is a shit-stain of a human being who could very easily be responsible for one of the worst global wars in the history of the planet.  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebo...

Surprise surprise, Victoria's been diagnosed with ADHD!! So now you all have to learn about it. As a non-doctor (that part is very important), she does her best to educate our listeners on what is luckily only called Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, and not something way more outrageous. And she only gets distracted a few times along the way!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube,...

Pour yourself some bubbly and grab a slice of cake- it’s our fuckin Birthday! This ONEderful episode is a trip down memory lane- NOT a clip show though (ain’t nobody got time to edit that!). We're just going to chat about making the podcast, all the changes it’s been through so far, and how excited we are to get good at this one day! Plus a long rant about US geography that came kinda outta nowher...

Oh, the 70's - the end of The Beatles, an oil embargo, the Vietnam War, the death of Elvis... what an incredibly dumb decade. But we'll end the episode with a few good things that happened; sixteen good things to be exact! 😉 Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the grooviest listeners to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how thi...

Potholes- everybody loves 'em! But do you know the history? Do you care? Honestly, the opening segment of this episode describes one of the most shocking events I’ve ever witnessed, I really don’t know what to say after that... Just listen. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the smooth riders to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about ho...

Do you believe in aliens?! Well, they're probably out there, whether you believe in them or not... isn't that terrifying 😬This week, Victoria educates us on the history of Area 51, from stealth planes to Bob Lazar's famous interview, and everything in between. Or at least a few things in between, since Area 51 is one of the most closely-guarded tracts of land on the planet, and admitt...

This week, we talk about how intensely weird it is that America goes so hard for a holiday only celebrated by one City in Mexico. PLUS- we Costco-ed harder than we’ve ever Costco-ed… Bring on the end of days- right after we figure out what Victoria’s favorite Cinco de Mayo-thing is! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first Cinco-de-Gringos to follo...