Everything’s Dumb

Information is good, censorship is bad. Honestly, that's pretty much it. Stick it to the man and go read a book!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be the most voracious reader to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is definitely not obscene in the slightest… lol just kidding. We know who we are 🤣

You know em, you hate em, but how did this small Arizona-based company become the Master of Tickets? Well by ignoring monopoly and antitrust laws of course! I mean, it’s not like laws apply to all corporations, right??????? fml… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first ticketholders, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is worth...

We're back with more ADHD info that you never knew you wanted!! And maybe you don't, but honestly that sounds like a you problem. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most distracted multi-taskers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the most educational resource on the internet, for suuure.

If you know one thing about Henry Ford, you know he invented the first car. If you know two things about him, you probably fucking hate his shitty guts. If not, listen to this episode to find out why he is a shit-stain of a human being who could very easily be responsible for one of the worst global wars in the history of the planet.  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebo...

Surprise surprise, Victoria's been diagnosed with ADHD!! So now you all have to learn about it. As a non-doctor (that part is very important), she does her best to educate our listeners on what is luckily only called Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, and not something way more outrageous. And she only gets distracted a few times along the way!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube,...

Pour yourself some bubbly and grab a slice of cake- it’s our fuckin Birthday! This ONEderful episode is a trip down memory lane- NOT a clip show though (ain’t nobody got time to edit that!). We're just going to chat about making the podcast, all the changes it’s been through so far, and how excited we are to get good at this one day! Plus a long rant about US geography that came kinda outta nowher...

Oh, the 70's - the end of The Beatles, an oil embargo, the Vietnam War, the death of Elvis... what an incredibly dumb decade. But we'll end the episode with a few good things that happened; sixteen good things to be exact! 😉 Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the grooviest listeners to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how thi...

Potholes- everybody loves 'em! But do you know the history? Do you care? Honestly, the opening segment of this episode describes one of the most shocking events I’ve ever witnessed, I really don’t know what to say after that... Just listen. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the smooth riders to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about ho...

Do you believe in aliens?! Well, they're probably out there, whether you believe in them or not... isn't that terrifying 😬This week, Victoria educates us on the history of Area 51, from stealth planes to Bob Lazar's famous interview, and everything in between. Or at least a few things in between, since Area 51 is one of the most closely-guarded tracts of land on the planet, and admitt...

This week, we talk about how intensely weird it is that America goes so hard for a holiday only celebrated by one City in Mexico. PLUS- we Costco-ed harder than we’ve ever Costco-ed… Bring on the end of days- right after we figure out what Victoria’s favorite Cinco de Mayo-thing is! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first Cinco-de-Gringos to follo...

Don’t rob banks, okay? But if you’re going to rob a bank, be smart. Don’t be dumb like the dummies in these stories, okay? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the sneakiest little bandits to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how listening to this show will make you rich, bitch!!!!

The Coachella Music and Arts Festival- three days of sun, music, sun, dust, sun, port-a-potties, more dust, wind, dust blown by the wind, an occasional fire, and dust! Who wants in?? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first festival-goers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the best lineup ever!!!

Sorry. I'm sorry... We don't have an issue with the concept of paying taxes per se (although filing them is an annual headache 🙄), we just want our tax dollars to be used to make our lives better. But they're not being used for that. And that's Dumb. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first resentful tax payers to follow, like, and...

It’s Spring Break (Whoo!) and we’re learning the honestly shocking origins of this slightly less sophisticated part of American culture. Hear how swimming practice and WWII helped make Florida a Spring Break destination. Then find out what kind of Spring Breaker Victoria is with a Buzzfeed quiz that only had 2 misspelled words!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, an...

Rant-A-Thons are supposed to be for useless, silly topics, but in this episode, Victoria presents a few really tough conundrums for us to consider... from reptiles to ambiguous grammar to slutty ankles, this episode takes a hard-hitting look at society today. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most justifiably annoyed listeners to follow, like, and...

It's our second round of RANT-A-THONS! A set of shows where we take turns listing several little dumb things that annoy us, but we can't necessarily do an entire episode about. Like a compilation episode about stuff you haven't heard us complain about before! We're a delight...Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to tell us to s...

🍀 Éirinn go Brách!! 🍀 Today you are going to learn wayyy more about St. Patrick than you ever thought you would... or ever wanted to. But it's fun! Promise!! Victoria takes us on a wild journey of sheep, ships, honey, and a mysterious horrible crime - a story that you're welcome to recount in detail at the bar on St. Patrick's Day. Every single year. Your friends won't get tired...

Our 69th episode! ...nice... Why do certain things make our bodies attack us? From pollen, to food, to WATER? (how does one bathe??) Listen to Kate stumble through medical terms for some of the dumbest allergies to find the ultimate dumbest of all! PLUS learn about the area of technology that was released to the public too soon- it needs more work! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagr...

It's Victoria's birthday!!!!! As a Pisces, she has mixed feelings about it, but it's here anyway. And we're gonna talk about it. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first birthday girls to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is a party for your ears! And brain. And heart, sometimes. Okay love you bye!

Should any person really “own” a team? If a team is made up of people, isn’t that kinda close to ‘owning’ people?? I feel like every time we try that it doesn’t go well… Then, we end with 5 Frivolous Facts - Sports Edition! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first superfans to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show...

This week Kate loses her phone, Victoria loses her drivers license & credit card, and we both lose our minds over the very real fact that people used to be sooo superstitious that they used to put animals on trial. Like actual animals, on trial in an actual court of law. Wtf?! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the luckiest listeners to fol...

If you’re a fan of Thomas Edison, this episode may be a real lightbulb moment…Is it really fair that whoever pays for the patent is the “inventor” of the product? PLUS Victoria picks her favorite Edison invention from a super informative bracket! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first brilliant minds to follow, like, and give us a five-st...

What's more fun than working hard every single day, while someone else lives lavishly off your tax dollars? Nothing! Because royal families, a.k.a. the original Nepo Babies, are the best and make total sense and are totally fair! Yay!! In this episode, we discuss the downfall of humanity (Victoria blames the grains), a traitorous Viking named Rollo, and a Roman horse with an embarrassingly cli...

As if sleeping isn’t difficult enough, here’s something else to worry about. If your brain is caught between sleep and awake and your panic response starts panic responding but the part of your brain that makes you able to move is still asleep. Also there may be a demon on your chest or a man with a hat in your room…Sweet dreeeeeeeeeams!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram...

*Maybe don't listen to this episode while you're eating... sorry!!* Public restrooms are a wonderful idea, but their execution needs a lot of work; at least they do in the US. Gaps around the stall door, no toilet paper, everything's wet, no hooks for purses, gaps around the stall door, toxic-smelling hand soap, mysterious swarms of flies, and did we mention the gaps around the stall d...