Everything’s Dumb

Don’t rob banks, okay? But if you’re going to rob a bank, be smart. Don’t be dumb like the dummies in these stories, okay? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the sneakiest little bandits to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how listening to this show will make you rich, bitch!!!!

The Coachella Music and Arts Festival- three days of sun, music, sun, dust, sun, port-a-potties, more dust, wind, dust blown by the wind, an occasional fire, and dust! Who wants in?? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first festival-goers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the best lineup ever!!!

Sorry. I'm sorry... We don't have an issue with the concept of paying taxes per se (although filing them is an annual headache 🙄), we just want our tax dollars to be used to make our lives better. But they're not being used for that. And that's Dumb. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first resentful tax payers to follow, like, and...

It’s Spring Break (Whoo!) and we’re learning the honestly shocking origins of this slightly less sophisticated part of American culture. Hear how swimming practice and WWII helped make Florida a Spring Break destination. Then find out what kind of Spring Breaker Victoria is with a Buzzfeed quiz that only had 2 misspelled words!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, an...

Rant-A-Thons are supposed to be for useless, silly topics, but in this episode, Victoria presents a few really tough conundrums for us to consider... from reptiles to ambiguous grammar to slutty ankles, this episode takes a hard-hitting look at society today. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most justifiably annoyed listeners to follow, like, and...

It's our second round of RANT-A-THONS! A set of shows where we take turns listing several little dumb things that annoy us, but we can't necessarily do an entire episode about. Like a compilation episode about stuff you haven't heard us complain about before! We're a delight...Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to tell us to s...

🍀 Éirinn go Brách!! 🍀 Today you are going to learn wayyy more about St. Patrick than you ever thought you would... or ever wanted to. But it's fun! Promise!! Victoria takes us on a wild journey of sheep, ships, honey, and a mysterious horrible crime - a story that you're welcome to recount in detail at the bar on St. Patrick's Day. Every single year. Your friends won't get tired...

Our 69th episode! ...nice... Why do certain things make our bodies attack us? From pollen, to food, to WATER? (how does one bathe??) Listen to Kate stumble through medical terms for some of the dumbest allergies to find the ultimate dumbest of all! PLUS learn about the area of technology that was released to the public too soon- it needs more work! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagr...

It's Victoria's birthday!!!!! As a Pisces, she has mixed feelings about it, but it's here anyway. And we're gonna talk about it. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first birthday girls to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is a party for your ears! And brain. And heart, sometimes. Okay love you bye!

Should any person really “own” a team? If a team is made up of people, isn’t that kinda close to ‘owning’ people?? I feel like every time we try that it doesn’t go well… Then, we end with 5 Frivolous Facts - Sports Edition! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first superfans to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show...

This week Kate loses her phone, Victoria loses her drivers license & credit card, and we both lose our minds over the very real fact that people used to be sooo superstitious that they used to put animals on trial. Like actual animals, on trial in an actual court of law. Wtf?! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the luckiest listeners to fol...

If you’re a fan of Thomas Edison, this episode may be a real lightbulb moment…Is it really fair that whoever pays for the patent is the “inventor” of the product? PLUS Victoria picks her favorite Edison invention from a super informative bracket! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first brilliant minds to follow, like, and give us a five-st...

What's more fun than working hard every single day, while someone else lives lavishly off your tax dollars? Nothing! Because royal families, a.k.a. the original Nepo Babies, are the best and make total sense and are totally fair! Yay!! In this episode, we discuss the downfall of humanity (Victoria blames the grains), a traitorous Viking named Rollo, and a Roman horse with an embarrassingly cli...

As if sleeping isn’t difficult enough, here’s something else to worry about. If your brain is caught between sleep and awake and your panic response starts panic responding but the part of your brain that makes you able to move is still asleep. Also there may be a demon on your chest or a man with a hat in your room…Sweet dreeeeeeeeeams!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram...

*Maybe don't listen to this episode while you're eating... sorry!!* Public restrooms are a wonderful idea, but their execution needs a lot of work; at least they do in the US. Gaps around the stall door, no toilet paper, everything's wet, no hooks for purses, gaps around the stall door, toxic-smelling hand soap, mysterious swarms of flies, and did we mention the gaps around the stall d...

Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, Postmates, TaskRabbit, Air B&B prove that not paying employees certainly leads to higher profits! What could go wrong? They’re just giving opportunities to people who would otherwise not be able to still not make a living… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to leave a tip (jk),, follow, like, and give us a fi...

Gender Reveal Parties have simply gotten out of control. Wildfires, plane crashes, and manslaughter charges - why can't people just send out a birth announcement after the baby is born, like in the good old days? Of course the answer is social media; everything needs to be curated, documented, and posted. Ughhh 🙄 Listen to find out how these ridiculous parties started, and then Victoria shares so...

Whether you’re vowing to eat better for your own health, or obey the gods for a fruitful crop come harvest season, New Year’s Resolutions can be a lot of pressure! We get into it with some tips and perspective and then play a super fun game at the end to wrap up 2025!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, because after all- New Year= New YOU! No resolution nee...

This holiday season, join Victoria and... a Christmas tree? to learn all about Santa's counterpart, Krampus! He's a half-demon, half-goat monster who comes out of his mountain lair every year to peer through your windows to see if you've been good or bad. And with Krampus' punishments at stake, you better hope you've been good! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube,...

Fruit= great! Cake= amazing! Fruitcake= what the hell happened? On this episode, we explore the history of some of these old-ass cakes, and learn how powerful Johnny Carson was... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first fruitcake gifters to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the BEST gift you could receive!

What is a hangover? Well if you're over 30, then you're probably extremely familiar with the concept. Headaches, fatigue, nausea, and for some of us, full-blown emotional crises. Cheers!! Listen and learn about the science behind hangovers - just kidding, Victoria can't pronounce a single scientific terms correctly and decides that you'll be fine if you just drink more water. And h...

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! Time to get creative with all those leftovers!  The creator I was referencing is @plantyou on instgram and TikTok Plus, some very important podcast-related news, and some EXTREMELY important animal facts!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to clean your plate, follow, like, and give us a five-star r...

In this land of the free & home of the brave, what do we value the most?! That's right, consumerism!! Yay! This year, we are grateful for our Thanksgiving trip down to San Diego, we are extremely grateful to have Minnie Mouse in our lives (even though she wrecks havoc every single time we sit down to record), and we are also SOO grateful to have this Dumb show, that we love so much 🧡

Everyone’s favorite part of the commute… or the holiday weekend, or the vacation, or the road trip, or literally any time we try to travel somewhere in a car- traffic looms its ugly bumpers. Happy Thanksgiving week!!!!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first Speed Racers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show...

Hut hut, hike!! ..... or something like that. We don't know, and we also don't care. Today we talk about football, our all-time favorite way to watch men in tight pants get permanent, life-altering brain damage. Go sports!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most fanatic fans to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how listeni...