Everything’s Dumb

Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, Postmates, TaskRabbit, Air B&B prove that not paying employees certainly leads to higher profits! What could go wrong? They’re just giving opportunities to people who would otherwise not be able to still not make a living… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to leave a tip (jk),, follow, like, and give us a fi...

Gender Reveal Parties have simply gotten out of control. Wildfires, plane crashes, and manslaughter charges - why can't people just send out a birth announcement after the baby is born, like in the good old days? Of course the answer is social media; everything needs to be curated, documented, and posted. Ughhh 🙄 Listen to find out how these ridiculous parties started, and then Victoria shares so...

Whether you’re vowing to eat better for your own health, or obey the gods for a fruitful crop come harvest season, New Year’s Resolutions can be a lot of pressure! We get into it with some tips and perspective and then play a super fun game at the end to wrap up 2025!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, because after all- New Year= New YOU! No resolution nee...

This holiday season, join Victoria and... a Christmas tree? to learn all about Santa's counterpart, Krampus! He's a half-demon, half-goat monster who comes out of his mountain lair every year to peer through your windows to see if you've been good or bad. And with Krampus' punishments at stake, you better hope you've been good! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube,...

Fruit= great! Cake= amazing! Fruitcake= what the hell happened? On this episode, we explore the history of some of these old-ass cakes, and learn how powerful Johnny Carson was... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first fruitcake gifters to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the BEST gift you could receive!

What is a hangover? Well if you're over 30, then you're probably extremely familiar with the concept. Headaches, fatigue, nausea, and for some of us, full-blown emotional crises. Cheers!! Listen and learn about the science behind hangovers - just kidding, Victoria can't pronounce a single scientific terms correctly and decides that you'll be fine if you just drink more water. And h...

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! Time to get creative with all those leftovers!  The creator I was referencing is @plantyou on instgram and TikTok Plus, some very important podcast-related news, and some EXTREMELY important animal facts!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to clean your plate, follow, like, and give us a five-star r...

In this land of the free & home of the brave, what do we value the most?! That's right, consumerism!! Yay! This year, we are grateful for our Thanksgiving trip down to San Diego, we are extremely grateful to have Minnie Mouse in our lives (even though she wrecks havoc every single time we sit down to record), and we are also SOO grateful to have this Dumb show, that we love so much 🧡

Everyone’s favorite part of the commute… or the holiday weekend, or the vacation, or the road trip, or literally any time we try to travel somewhere in a car- traffic looms its ugly bumpers. Happy Thanksgiving week!!!!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first Speed Racers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show...

Hut hut, hike!! ..... or something like that. We don't know, and we also don't care. Today we talk about football, our all-time favorite way to watch men in tight pants get permanent, life-altering brain damage. Go sports!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most fanatic fans to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how listeni...

Everyone knows that dust is gross, but do you realize exactly how gross? Listen to find out more than you never wanted to know! I promise we end on an actual high note this time. Four Fun Facts at the end of the episode. PLUS- Victoria is no longer enraged by the weather! So that’s good for all.   Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first du...

Today, we take a break from our regularly scheduled complaining to chat about really great things happening in the world - from scientific breakthroughs, to the increase in whale populations, to our love for Jack Black, and the ongoing magic that is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia! And at the end of the day, what’s better than recording a podcast with your best friend?! (NOTHING! Lol Kate is not...

What day should we officially start celebrating? Or what MONTH?? This is getting out of hand, and quite creepy..  Plus, we go LOCO for BINGO and hear some fun(ish) Christmas facts from Reddit Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first early decorators to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is more fun than Black F...

We love autumn!! Today we talk about one of the most quintessential autumn drinks out there, the Pumpkin Spice Latte. We discuss PSL-mania, its history, and its affiliation with... certain people. Then Kate continues her condemnation of the innocent but extremely unnecessary raisin. Pumpkin, apple, maple, caramel - what's your favorite autumn drink? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, You...

We’re putting the FUN in FUNeral! Strap in for a barrel of laughs! Nothing is more hilarious than the business of death. As always, we talk about only a fraction of the dumbnesss associated with the business of death. We also felt a bit like death, recording this the day after our Halloween party- there’s a theme!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be o...

Happy Halloween!!!! aka, the Best Day of the Year!! 🎃 Today, we talk all things Halloween - childhood memories of trick-or-treating and terrifying haunted hayrides, Halloween celebrations in West Hollywood, and candy candy candy! Victoria also experiences real terror when she realizes how old she's turning next year. Really scary stuff 💀 We hope you have an amazing, safe, and memorable Hallo...

It’s my birthday, I’ll do what I want! For this special episode, Kate talks about past birthdays, highlights of the year, and takes the Inside the Actor’s Studio quiz at the end. There isn’t much to bitch about, but we always find something…   Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first party people to follow, like, and give us a five-star rev...

[Alright friends, this one gets a little dark... listener/viewer discretion advised.] What happens on the set of a scary movie when things start to go wrong? Sometimes really, really wrong?? Well, in the case of most of these movies, production continued - even though it probably shouldn't have. Today, Victoria presents tales of stunts gone wrong, makeup-related injuries, many sad deaths, and...

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rinse and Repeat. Okay, so I may be mashing up a couple different slogans there, but they’ll both make an equal difference in helping keep our planet clean and habitable- which is no difference at all…unless “you” happen to be a giant corporation that’s destroying the earth, in which case….ummm…. couldya fuckin STOP that please?!?! Thanks… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on T...

Are you missing time? Have you seen blinding lights while driving down a country road late at night? Most importantly, do you have memories of a sexy woman barking at you?? If any of these sound familiar, then you may have been abducted by aliens!  But don't worry, you're not alone. Today, Victoria tells us stories of alien abductions, and we discuss why people may believe these events act...

Same shit, different label. So why are we paying for companies to run huge ad campaigns or premium packaging that becomes premium trash? PLUS hear some fun facts about businesses and you’ll be SHOCKED to find out that Victoria is not the biggest fan of hot weather! I still can’t believe it, somehow it’s never come up in conversation, but now I know! And knowing is half the battle..  G.I. JoooOOOoo...

Witch, please!! Get ready to point fingers and make wildly absurd accusations, and then pour yourself a Puritan-sized pint of ale, because this one is a doozy.  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first sweet little hedgehogs to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is one giant witch-hunt!!

Why do rich people only ever want to give their money away to other rich people or scammers? Don’t they know how bad scammers are with money?? Seems unwise. .. PLUS- hear all about the adorable tiny terror of a kitten that keeps causing us to take breaks from podcasting to pay attention to her. And some advice for Free Fun!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook...

Ever wondered what the deal was with those goofy-looking settlers in black hats and buckles, who were obsessed with things like spying on their neighbors, forcing each other to follow strict religious rules, and using words like "thee"? Well, you're probably thinking of either the Pilgrims or the Puritans, or possibly both! Buckle on up (lollll) and learn all about the religious fana...

How RUDE!!! Is chivalry dead? Or does it just depend on what country you live in? Why did we stop wiping our noses on the table cloth, and about how long until we go back, do you think? Find out in this episode, along with 4 Fall Facts!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first well mannered people to follow, like, and give us a five-star r...