Everything’s Dumb

Today we discuss three popular conspiracy theories (and why they're all wrong), and continue to call the CIA a joke (if we disappear without a trace, you'll know who got to us!). Don't worry, next time we'll talk about aliens 😃 Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first people on the Moon to follow, like, and give us a five-s...

Why are clothing sizes so confusing? Why are men’s pants 34x32 but women’s are just “8”?  From vanity sizing the numbers just not making any logical sense in the first place, we need an update to how clothing is labeled. Plus the origins of modern women’s sizing is insane!  The last segment is possibly the most unhinged thing we’ve ever done? See if you can make it all the way through without need...

Ahoy, matey!! Do you dream of sailing the seven seas, plundering & drinking & swearing, and you'll risk getting scurvy or breaking a tooth on hardtack if it means chasing down buried treasure with the wind in your hair?! Then you, my friend, should listen to this episode about pirates, where we ONLY talk about pirates and nothing else! Ha. Ha. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, Y...

We is dumb. I blame our edukashun system. We don’t learn the smarts we need and we never need to know what the mitochondria is, so why do we all have that shit memorized?? I can’t navigate doing my taxes every year, but the Pythagorean theorem is my jam!- Please send help… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first logically educated people to...

We love animals, but we also think they're dumb! Especially pandas... oh my god, pandas 😍 Listen and learn about wonderful animals, while Victoria struggles to pronounce the name of an immortal jellyfish and surprise surprise, Kate mocks her ruthlessly. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook and be one of the first animal lovers to subscribe, follow, like, and g...

Sooo many dumb things in and about our bodies! Evolution doesn’t seem to be quite finished, but I’m not sure where to plug myself in to get the latest OS update… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first human bodies to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is helping get your blood up to 10% of your over...

Are you passionate about seeing the world, but also enjoy getting violently ill amongst strangers and destroying the environment, all at the same time? Then make your next vacation a cruise, where you can eat food coated in viruses, inhale sexy hot tub bacteria, and pollute the ocean, all in the same week! Yay!! Too dark? Probably, but it's past my bedtime and I'm not changing it. Follow u...

We’re talking about some hot-ass weather and the desire for a salad that costs less than $14. Then Victoria takes a quiz about  her favorite foods to figure out if she actually DOES love the heat, despite her constant verbal objections and shock that Southern California doesn’t share a similar climate to the Irish Coast.  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook An...

The drinking age is too high. The driving age is too low. That's all we have to say about that... JUST KIDDING, this is our longest episode yet, so clearly we have a lotttt to say!!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most responsible drivers to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is basically like li...

If a car alarm goes off in the middle of the city, and no one reacts, does it even make a sound??? YES! A f*cking loud and annoying sound! Now I HOPE someone steals your car! It’s frankly ALARMING how pointless this noise pollution is… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first lawfully abiding citizens to subscribe, follow, like, and give us...

Do you love traveling through space (and time? who are we to say?) in an enclosed box full of the hot breath of strangers, mysterious liquids, and plebeians who simply won't behave? Or are you like Victoria and also hate elevators with a burning passion? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first claustrophobic (and/or cleithrophobic, tak...

We made it out of the tent! Alive & partially sane! This episode is quite long, BUT we talk about drugs…. so that = FUN!  Maybe not all of it is fun, but I PROMISE we pick it up at the end there ;)  Also, WE GOT NEW MICS! We’re still working on things, so there are a few very brief moments of echo, but far better overall, and fewer planes! Yay! We'll keep getting better! Follow us @everyth...

Have you ever wondered why almost the entire world uses a very logical system of measurements based on the number 10, but (stubborn) America still uses feet, miles, pounds, and ounces (which is somehow a measurement of both weight and volume?!?!)? Yeah, we have too. We don't solve this problem, but we sure do complain about it! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and F...

By the time you realize it’s happening…. It’s already too late! You’re going to have to go through the painful tingling feeling of waking your limb back up- why are they always so GROUCHY??!?!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first limber person to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is keeping all...

We're back with Vol 1.2, where Victoria complains about things that truly don't matter but that TRULY get her goat... for some reason. If you're in the mood to listen to some utterly useless gab, you're in the right place! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook! And be one of the first extremely annoyed people to subscribe, follow, like, and give...

It’s the first EVER Rant-A-Thon! Just when you thought the topics couldn’t get any less important—Rant-A-Thon is here to prove you wrong! We DEMAND to be taken seriously about not being taken seriously!!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first ranters to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is worth...

Oooouuuu sick burn! Is probably not the best thing to say to someone who is sunburnt. Victoria speaks from a lifetime of experience on the hot topic of the roasting of human skin caused by the flaming ball in the sky. It’s fun in the sun! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first sun-protected people to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a...

Save the daylight! No more getting dark before we get out of work! We shouldn't only see daylight on our morning commutes. Make daylight savings permanent- standard time is duuuuumb!!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first day walkers to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is worth losing an hou...

Chlorine-resistant bacteria, out-of-control ticket prices, and vomit, oh my!! Victoria has a lot of thoughts about theme parks (cough Disney cough) charging so much money for every single thing... is it the most magical place on Earth, or just the most expensive? Spoiler alert: she is still looking forward to her first-ever Disneyland trip, hopefully this autumn!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on...

I pledge allegiance, to this brand. And promise to pay every month to continue my consumerism on a regular schedule. These paywalls are duuuumb! (Be sure to subscribe for only $420.69 to hear this exclusive episode!) Indohyus Beetles fact-check Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first loyal consumers to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a...

Everyone knows that mosquitos suck. This will be a rare episode where we bash females (mosquitos) but only because they're literally the worst... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first red blooded humans to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is better than citronella!

Amazon is the worst!... and I can't live without it. Trigger warning as we do talk about Jeff Bez*s in the episode, we don't enjoy it, we just kind of have to... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first Prime exclusive people to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is better than next day shippi...

The 5 day workweek is bullsh*t. We should strike! Generations before us fought for the right to work only 5 days, we should continue their efforts to get that down to 3-4. :)

Hope you had a great long holiday weekend! This episode features an actual firework going off in our neighborhood, as we record this episode about how dumb it is to have to listen to fireworks going off constantly around the 4th of July in America. This was total coincidence, we wouldn't have a budget for that... Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be...

A.K.A. HOT cities. Victoria would like a word with her local city planner... and yours! More shade please and thank you! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the best planned to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this podcast is a like a cool breeze on a hot Summer day!