Everything’s Dumb

Everyone knows that dust is gross, but do you realize exactly how gross? Listen to find out more than you never wanted to know! I promise we end on an actual high note this time. Four Fun Facts at the end of the episode. PLUS- Victoria is no longer enraged by the weather! So that’s good for all.   Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first du...

Today, we take a break from our regularly scheduled complaining to chat about really great things happening in the world - from scientific breakthroughs, to the increase in whale populations, to our love for Jack Black, and the ongoing magic that is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia! And at the end of the day, what’s better than recording a podcast with your best friend?! (NOTHING! Lol Kate is not...

What day should we officially start celebrating? Or what MONTH?? This is getting out of hand, and quite creepy..  Plus, we go LOCO for BINGO and hear some fun(ish) Christmas facts from Reddit Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first early decorators to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is more fun than Black F...

We love autumn!! Today we talk about one of the most quintessential autumn drinks out there, the Pumpkin Spice Latte. We discuss PSL-mania, its history, and its affiliation with... certain people. Then Kate continues her condemnation of the innocent but extremely unnecessary raisin. Pumpkin, apple, maple, caramel - what's your favorite autumn drink? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, You...

We’re putting the FUN in FUNeral! Strap in for a barrel of laughs! Nothing is more hilarious than the business of death. As always, we talk about only a fraction of the dumbnesss associated with the business of death. We also felt a bit like death, recording this the day after our Halloween party- there’s a theme!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be o...

Happy Halloween!!!! aka, the Best Day of the Year!! 🎃 Today, we talk all things Halloween - childhood memories of trick-or-treating and terrifying haunted hayrides, Halloween celebrations in West Hollywood, and candy candy candy! Victoria also experiences real terror when she realizes how old she's turning next year. Really scary stuff 💀 We hope you have an amazing, safe, and memorable Hallo...

It’s my birthday, I’ll do what I want! For this special episode, Kate talks about past birthdays, highlights of the year, and takes the Inside the Actor’s Studio quiz at the end. There isn’t much to bitch about, but we always find something…   Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first party people to follow, like, and give us a five-star rev...

[Alright friends, this one gets a little dark... listener/viewer discretion advised.] What happens on the set of a scary movie when things start to go wrong? Sometimes really, really wrong?? Well, in the case of most of these movies, production continued - even though it probably shouldn't have. Today, Victoria presents tales of stunts gone wrong, makeup-related injuries, many sad deaths, and...

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rinse and Repeat. Okay, so I may be mashing up a couple different slogans there, but they’ll both make an equal difference in helping keep our planet clean and habitable- which is no difference at all…unless “you” happen to be a giant corporation that’s destroying the earth, in which case….ummm…. couldya fuckin STOP that please?!?! Thanks… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on T...

Are you missing time? Have you seen blinding lights while driving down a country road late at night? Most importantly, do you have memories of a sexy woman barking at you?? If any of these sound familiar, then you may have been abducted by aliens!  But don't worry, you're not alone. Today, Victoria tells us stories of alien abductions, and we discuss why people may believe these events act...

Same shit, different label. So why are we paying for companies to run huge ad campaigns or premium packaging that becomes premium trash? PLUS hear some fun facts about businesses and you’ll be SHOCKED to find out that Victoria is not the biggest fan of hot weather! I still can’t believe it, somehow it’s never come up in conversation, but now I know! And knowing is half the battle..  G.I. JoooOOOoo...

Witch, please!! Get ready to point fingers and make wildly absurd accusations, and then pour yourself a Puritan-sized pint of ale, because this one is a doozy.  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first sweet little hedgehogs to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is one giant witch-hunt!!

Why do rich people only ever want to give their money away to other rich people or scammers? Don’t they know how bad scammers are with money?? Seems unwise. .. PLUS- hear all about the adorable tiny terror of a kitten that keeps causing us to take breaks from podcasting to pay attention to her. And some advice for Free Fun!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook...

Ever wondered what the deal was with those goofy-looking settlers in black hats and buckles, who were obsessed with things like spying on their neighbors, forcing each other to follow strict religious rules, and using words like "thee"? Well, you're probably thinking of either the Pilgrims or the Puritans, or possibly both! Buckle on up (lollll) and learn all about the religious fana...

How RUDE!!! Is chivalry dead? Or does it just depend on what country you live in? Why did we stop wiping our noses on the table cloth, and about how long until we go back, do you think? Find out in this episode, along with 4 Fall Facts!  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first well mannered people to follow, like, and give us a five-star r...

Today we discuss three popular conspiracy theories (and why they're all wrong), and continue to call the CIA a joke (if we disappear without a trace, you'll know who got to us!). Don't worry, next time we'll talk about aliens 😃 Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first people on the Moon to follow, like, and give us a five-s...

Why are clothing sizes so confusing? Why are men’s pants 34x32 but women’s are just “8”?  From vanity sizing the numbers just not making any logical sense in the first place, we need an update to how clothing is labeled. Plus the origins of modern women’s sizing is insane!  The last segment is possibly the most unhinged thing we’ve ever done? See if you can make it all the way through without need...

Ahoy, matey!! Do you dream of sailing the seven seas, plundering & drinking & swearing, and you'll risk getting scurvy or breaking a tooth on hardtack if it means chasing down buried treasure with the wind in your hair?! Then you, my friend, should listen to this episode about pirates, where we ONLY talk about pirates and nothing else! Ha. Ha. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, Y...

We is dumb. I blame our edukashun system. We don’t learn the smarts we need and we never need to know what the mitochondria is, so why do we all have that shit memorized?? I can’t navigate doing my taxes every year, but the Pythagorean theorem is my jam!- Please send help… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first logically educated people to...

We love animals, but we also think they're dumb! Especially pandas... oh my god, pandas 😍 Listen and learn about wonderful animals, while Victoria struggles to pronounce the name of an immortal jellyfish and surprise surprise, Kate mocks her ruthlessly. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook and be one of the first animal lovers to subscribe, follow, like, and g...

Sooo many dumb things in and about our bodies! Evolution doesn’t seem to be quite finished, but I’m not sure where to plug myself in to get the latest OS update… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first human bodies to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five star review about how this show is helping get your blood up to 10% of your over...

Are you passionate about seeing the world, but also enjoy getting violently ill amongst strangers and destroying the environment, all at the same time? Then make your next vacation a cruise, where you can eat food coated in viruses, inhale sexy hot tub bacteria, and pollute the ocean, all in the same week! Yay!! Too dark? Probably, but it's past my bedtime and I'm not changing it. Follow u...

We’re talking about some hot-ass weather and the desire for a salad that costs less than $14. Then Victoria takes a quiz about  her favorite foods to figure out if she actually DOES love the heat, despite her constant verbal objections and shock that Southern California doesn’t share a similar climate to the Irish Coast.  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook An...

The drinking age is too high. The driving age is too low. That's all we have to say about that... JUST KIDDING, this is our longest episode yet, so clearly we have a lotttt to say!!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most responsible drivers to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is basically like li...

If a car alarm goes off in the middle of the city, and no one reacts, does it even make a sound??? YES! A f*cking loud and annoying sound! Now I HOPE someone steals your car! It’s frankly ALARMING how pointless this noise pollution is… Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook And be one of the first lawfully abiding citizens to subscribe, follow, like, and give us...