Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

An assassination attempt has been foiled but its mastermind is escaping! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stole horses from an estate, Mrs. Paisely (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was offered a job at the Old Campaigner, and Butthole successfully negotiated with the envoy from Cormyr. Will he soon find himself dealing with a foreign assassin with...

The assassination of Vinton Charlamagne has been stopped! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) arrested a dead body before it was revived, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) only survived his time as a magical monster with the help of Farthole, and Mrs. Paisely (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Butthole were busy hosting the diplomatic event. Will Longidon Geese escape, or can they catch...

An assassination attempt is about to happen! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) readied his hammerers to make an arrest, Mrs. Paisely (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) ran the best paint night ever, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) won over a Warlock Knight and entrapped the killers. Can he stay in control of these would-be assassins or will they turn on him first? Also featuring our...

The parade went well and paint night has begun! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) impressed the crowds with military precision, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gained some control over her inner wolf, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made plans to stop the assassination of the warlock knight. Can they keep the night going off without a hitch all while preventing a murder?...

The nation’s performance is minutes away! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) read up on Demarra and confirmed it‘a another dictatorship in the making, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found out the Lord’s Alliance has a spy among their ranks, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) disguised himself as a butler to collect info. What will happen now he’s discovered a plot to assassi...

Our heroes are starting to spy on their neighbors! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) felt something was off about the representative from Demarra, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced him he couldn’t trust Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom. But what will happen now that Bucky has discovered a Harper’s symbol in Fallonmeyer’s room? Also featu...

Our heroes are sorting out the remaining complications! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned about her curse from Krendan and formed the “Bite Force”, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started to co-ordinate his new spy empire, and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reminded Quinny to keep honey potting Vinten Charlamagne. What will happen when the envoy from Demarra arrives?...

Our heroes have finalized the Charter of Future Freedoms! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) presented her list of rights, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was publicly named “minister of culture” to cover his spying, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Reginald that he’s heroic enough to run the nations peacekeeping force. Will these new aspirational rights be enough...

Our heroes have been joined by allies from the fortress! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promised a daily hug to Quinny’s mom before telling Ginny she’s a princess now, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to help convince her, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) won the future Royal over by admitting that no one knows what’s they’re doing. With the line of succession in p...

Our heroes are finalizing plans for a nation-saving performance! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finished her legal consultations while making music with a dwarf, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) locked down the plan for his firework show, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was brought unhappily to a wizard who explained his cloak. What will happen now that the portal has b...

Our heroes are battling complicated law books and depression! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) consulted legal professionals with mixed success, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sunk into bed until Goblin Jr taught him to fetch and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was so stealthy he didn’t appear in the episode. Can Juniper build strong enough laws to prevent Assgard from bein...

Our heroes are waking up to save a nation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared Reginald for a dance-parade, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into a werewolf before regaining control of her personas, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) founded his Royal Hammerers. But will their arts night be enough to win over their allies? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@...

Our heroes are continuing to reshape Akkah! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Bucky to prepare to send allies from the Fortress, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempted to honeypot a Warlock Knight, and Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gave her grove to the people before inviting envoys to talk about their laws. Will this be enough to maintain the tenuous peace? Also featur...

Our heroes have begun to reform Akkah! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was sentenced to weekly therapy and confession for his murder, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recovered her bravery arguing with the King, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found someone to get the Ravengate temporarily working. But can they keep the various enemy envoys from killing each other? Also fea...

Akkah has been given terms to avoid an invasion! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) left the peace talks to investigate the envoys, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became a willing hostage and made a friend in the enemy army, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave a hell of a tour and started winning over their guests. But can they turn Akkah around in time to avoid it being de...

Akkah is being threatened by invasion! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began diplomatic relations with an evil empire, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed he isn’t dating Reginald just covering up a murder, and Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) debated the ethical cost of murder in a corrupt environment. Will this arriving army attack the city? Also featuring our awesome DM...

Farthole Fartch is alive! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was not pleased to have the goblin back, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) pushed for a vote on the kingdom’s new name, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used magic to determine which army generals to keep employed. What will happen now that a Wyvern rider has arrived at the castle? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McG...

The Council of Akkah has been chosen! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) accepted her role as Chief Justice, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) agreed to be spymaster but isn’t sure about his daughter being put in line for the throne, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally summoned a dead goblin to be his high priest. What will happen when the new rulers are unveiled to th...

Our heroes have been in charge for less than a week and Akkah is already on fire! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned the corpse pile into a garden, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hunted down the remaining members of the horde, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began to choose his council while mourning the necessity of being king. Who will end up running Akkah? Also fea...

Our heroes have taken over Akkah! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) has been cursed with lycanthropy, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ate his father, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered the evil tyrants’ phylactery, and Butthole was forced to kill Grayson Typhus and his mother to take the throne. What will happen now that these heroes have an evil country to run? Also fea...

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During our week off between Seasons 6 and 7, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar players Tyler Hewitt, Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, and Adam McNamara, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Jesters of Ravenloft streams live every Wednesday at 7:30pm ET on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/dumbdumbdice)   Enjoying Jesters of Ravenloft? - Consider suppo...

During our week off between Seasons 6 and 7, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar players Tyler Hewitt, Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, and Adam McNamara, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Jesters of Ravenloft streams live every Wednesday at 7:30pm ET on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/dumbdumbdice)   Enjoying Jesters of Ravenloft? - Consider suppo...

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Our heroes have entered the fortress! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protected their new king to keep the Black Spider banished, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed his father and ate his head and Butthole still doesn’t know what to do about his mother. What will happen now that Quinny is sneaking upstairs to steal the Lich King and Quee...