Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes are in quite the pickle! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) went to bed, Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made plans he can’t remember with his new best friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has to choose between marrying Vinten and allying with Vaasa or losing her forever! Can our heroes find a way to maintain international peace and save Quinny’s rela...

Our heroes are trying to avoid a war! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was delighted to be reunited with Vinten Charlamagne for a brief moment, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) travelled to Damara and learned of the threat of blood magic and the invasion of Vaasa, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) took the night off to find Grandpa Warwick a new best friend! Can these heroes...

Our heroes are planning to kill a God! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) negotiated with Bortle Chortle the Toril Explorer Tortle, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) suggested Alyn bind the creature for all of their safety and she did, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) volunteered to find a way to break down Captain Planteer’s potions and body! But can our heroes trust Vinten C...

Our heroes are about to inspect their broken portals! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent Kevin away on errands to get a break, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired a judge, an economist and questioned a Good Works Company contractor, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to use the eye of true sight with his mouth. But are our heroes about to be blown up by booby-trap...

Our heroes are hiring new members of the royal council! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was furious when Butthole made Kevin his assistant, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) provided a voice for the people of New Tombslab, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired himself a city planner. But are our heroes being distracted with busy work while the world burns down around them?...

Our heroes are continuing their investigations! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) let the others take the lead interrogating a former Greywater mercenary, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) confirmed Good Works Corporation employees were all over town, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to pull Lexi out of prison unsuccessfully. But can our heroes find a way to stop the in...

Our heroes are desperate to learn more about these potions! Smart Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) led “Team Genius” in learning about the potions, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was concerned when Ginny adopted Smart Reginald’s accent, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) identified two merchants who might have key information. But can our heroes find the key to stopping the...

Our heroes have discovered a terrible conspiracy within Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used zone of truth on the captive Fenris Borrachio, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Gartok to aid in the questioning, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the team in their discovery of Planteer potions based on the prisoner’s confession. But what will happen now that...

Our heroes are on their way to interrogate a prisoner! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent Reginald to arrest Lexi in her disguise, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a new friend at the market, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received enough confidence from Farthole to leave her job as the Chief Justice. But what will happen now that Lexi’s potion wore off and she’s...

Our heroes are planning missions and confessing their sins! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was doing menial labor around town while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finalized his plans with Lexi before her staged arrest, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went to confession only to find out all of his personqs needed to confess their sins. What can Farthole say to help the...

Our heroes continue to serve Assguard in their various roles! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met with a noble who was more trouble than help, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke with his local agent Lexi who had big plans, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) avoided his confession while identifying several financial criminals. But what deadly threats will appear after thi...

Our heroes are in the midst of a string of meetings! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was invited to dinner with the Queen of Damara, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) exchanged terse words with an ambassador, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to see Quinny and Butthole working together to solve the Ginny/Prinx issue. But what dangers lurk in the meetings still o...

Our heroes have discovered an obnoxious threat inside Toriel Portals! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the art inside the Old Campaigner wasn’t up to Mrs. Paisley’s standards, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered something was wrong with the portals, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) arrived in time to see Alyn and learn of the danger. What dastardly threat...

Our heroes arrived back in Assguard victorious! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) turned his prisoner over to Reginald, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure his new mount was cared for, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a very uncomfortable conversation with his daughter. But what threat is more terrifying than a grumpy teenage girl? Also featuring our awesome DM To...

Our heroes saved the caravan and captured their foe! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) cured everyone of their various poisons, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struck down the escaping villain’s snake, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) carries out his first arrest as King. But what is going on with the newly empowered Ghost Skull Birgade? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom Mc...

Our heroes are battling giant animals and a cannon man! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) struck down a demonic coyote, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost Saffron and discovered their foes are super powerful, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to start fighting as no one was willing to surrender. But what will happen now that the cannon man has popped back into e...

Our heroes have slain the giant pigeon! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blended smites and the light of his moonbeam, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finished the beast with a perfectly placed arrow, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced himself he was stronger than Tempus. But what will happen now that carts are exploding in the distance? Also featuring our awesome...

Our heroes are racing towards combat! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) befriended his new horse Hi-Ho, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he’d been given a raptor to ride by Vinten Charlamagne, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spent the entire ride meeting the new members of the Special Hammerers Intervention Team. Bait can these heroes survive battling a giant bir...

Our heroes have completed their first therapy session! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Dr. Martok and ran the session, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was declared pretty well adjusted, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he not only couldn’t win therapy but that he has a lot of work to do on himself. What will happen now Krendan arrived and promptly died?...

Our heroes are on their way to therapy! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sent Anyn on a hiring spree after getting suggestion from Cormium, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) has to get ready for the arrival of his gang from Tombslab, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he was the heir to Baba Yaga. But before all that - what will happen in Butthole and Quinny’s first...

Our heroes are making sure Ginny is alright before moving on to their other tasks! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) Quinny and his daughter off to talk, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received a potion that will let him shape change without wolfing out, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) successfully talked with his daughter about her relationship. But what message did Baba...

Our heroes are trying to make sure everyone is okay! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Ginny to open up about her recent breakup, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went looking for Quinny and instantly found him, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was interrogated by his parents before finding his daughter. Can these heroes successfully cheer up the Prinx of Assguard? Also...

Our heroes have returned home discovering a month has passed while they were in a pocket dimension! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prayed to himself and got caught up on things, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he could channel Martha via a seance to give therapy to others, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was secretly devastated by the loss of his Warlock powers...

Our heroes have a magic school but Quinny doesn’t have a patron! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped convince the ghost of Phineas he had done good in the world, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his divination powers and meteor swarm to destroy a djinn, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered Captain Planteer killed Baba Yaga! Will the school be a success and c...

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