Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes are in pursuit of “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogated the Night Knives to get an explanation, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to spot several traps leading to the king throwing a body around, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) didn’t cast beast speech so Quinny dealt with Mr. Bitey instead. But what will our heroes do now that the zom...

Our heroes are finding the zombie puppetmaster! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was discovered inside the mansion before magically escaping, while Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was nearly arrested outside by fake Silver Ravens, just as Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) figured out what was happening and turned the tables on the impostors. But what will our heroes learn inter...

Our heroes have identified the house where the zombie puppeteer is hiding! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took up positions outside to prevent the enemy from escaping, while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) snuck inside and scouted out the whole building discovering multiple zombies, traps and a cannon emplacement. Can Quinny find a way to...

Our heroes are finding the zombie puppetmaster! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a super long awkward conversation with a fan, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met an Aasimar and befriended a demon, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made his way back to the silver lion after completing his surf mission by flying. But what will the group find inside the abandoned mansion...

Our heroes are triangulating zombies! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized if they could identify the puppet strings directions they could find the zombie master, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made her way to the theatre, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tracked the zombie strings at the docks. But why did Lexi the bard recognize Juniper and what does that mean for...

Our heroes have come face time face with a zombie! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) failed to convince the locals to let them inside without his friend’s help, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) revealed his doubts in the entire conspiracy they were battling, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered magic from afar purporting the zombies. But will our heroes be able to dis...

Our heroes have been hired to help Selgaunt! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made friends with everyone he met, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) inspired the Lord High Governor to trust the party, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was entrusted with saving the city’s culture. But will our heroes discover when they finally meet the zombies? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom...

Our heroes are entering the palace in Selgaunt! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gave the speech that got them welcomed inside, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned what he could about the zombies and their processes, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized the nobles in town were begging to be robbed. But will our heroes be able to defeat the zombies threatening to t...

Our heroes are once again on their way to Sembia! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received compliments on his work from the goddess of farming, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wrote a letter explaining his feelings after his god convo, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) argued with Butthole before getting the King to agree to individual and couples therapy. But what process...

Our heroes are staying over at an abbey! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) reconnected with an old friend and blessed the crops, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gave up on trying to convince Butthole and is planning to head to Sembia alone, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was masquerading as "Brother Ted" when he finally got to talk to a god about his godhood. Will the who...

Our party have stopped to visit an abbey! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has taken on a new life as "Brother Ted" and is working as a farmer, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is furious about this but doesn't know what to do, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used his magic to bless the ground before finding an old friend. Can our heroes convince the king to rejoin them an...

Our party are definitely at an impasse! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked for advivce on bein a God, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) told him he wasn't cut out for godhood, and after Butthole ended up naked and running away in a boat, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used his magic to bring the party back together. But what will happen now that our beefing heroes are all...

Our heroes are travelling through the desert! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked with Quinny to learn more about fatherhood, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) helped the king compare "Daddy Styles", and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) secretly began a quest to learn who his father is. But what will happen now that our heroes have fended off a Hill Giant ambush? Also featur...

Our heroes are finally hitting the road! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over their squad of Hammerers by teaching them how to be blackmail proof, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) spoke so eloquently about therapy he declared himself a public speaker, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) only mildly alienated the group of soldiers. What will happen after our heroes see Cap...

Our heroes are travelling to Sembia! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) committed the group to dealing with a group of rogue undead,  Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got her sword repaired to be ready for combat, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to say goodbye to Ginny before being interrupted by Farthole and having to confess his sins. What will happen to our heroes...

Our heroes have solved a mystery and Assguard isn't at war yet! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to keep his secrets inside a mass Zone of Truth, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) rejoined the party and told everyone she was a werewolf but no one made a thing out of it, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) laid out their findings and convinced the foreign envoys. But wh...

Our heroes have used their final hour of investigation well! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found hidden potion bottles and debated what truths should be told to the king, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used fingerprints to identify Longedon Geese’s killer, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) stressed out in the castle hoping they would find answers. They did, but will th...

Our heroes are running out of time to solve an Assguardian mystery! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) brought his findings to the council, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) caught Quinny up on her discoveries at the various crime scenes, and Butthole's (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) god-senses told him a scroll was involved in Longedon Geese's death. With only an hour left to find an a...

Things are getting more complicated in Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) was forced to face off with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom who caught him in an envoy's room, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began planning a magic school with his council of wizards before handing it off to Anyn, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Reginald will soon be returning to report that...

Raesh Grey, the envoy from Baldur's Gate is missing! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) led Reginald through the streets but couldn't find the ambassador alive or dead, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Sildar not to tell the other envoys Raesh was missing, and Quinny's (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) luck finally ran out as he was caught breaking into Raesh's room. Will the...

Romance and mysteries are plaguing Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally got down with Vinten Charlamagne, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @ lauraehamstra) and Reginald determined a group of attackers killed the Demarran escape team outside town, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found out an ambassador is missing while scheduling his first meeting about a magic school. Will...

The murder still hasn't been solved and the night is close to ending! While Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Reginald were at the new crime scene, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom and realized he needed to start a magic school, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continued his romantic pursuit of Vinten Charlamagne while psychically inte...

The Demarrian massacre has turned out to be the first sign of a conspiracy! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were off preparing for other conversations, while Reginald spoke with Bucky before joining Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) at a crime scene and discovering someone is trying to frame Vintner Charlamagne. Can our heroes figure out wh...

An envoy and his entourage have been massacred! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) debated resurrecting the envoy before discovering the body didn’t have a soul, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) is taking a quick rest before seducing Vinten Charlemagne, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is on her way to a crime scene while dreaming of paint night. Can our heroes determine who...

Longidon Geese is dead; should he be brought back to life? Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered the body in the castle, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) brought Butthole to the scene of the crime, and they can’t decide whether or not to resurrect him so they sent for Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra). Will they bring the corrupt envoy back to life, or risk a war with Dem...