Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes, their prisoner and their guest are travelling to Quinntown. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was forced to carry out her first execution as Chief Justice, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined that Krendan could be rehabilitated after his time in the Fries, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he has a teenage daughter who he’d unknowingly abandone...

Our heroes have taken prisoners after surviving an ambush on the road! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) did some theoretical exercises to warm up as Chief Justice, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was ready to kill their prisoners once he discovered they were the Fries and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is desperate to find a way to redeem their lost souls. Can our heroes su...

Our heroes have cleared all the zombies out of a small town! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) fought her way through the boobytraps in the general store, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) slaughtered the zombies with his divine powers and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struggled to explain the “Quinny Days” posters they’d found before catching a quick nap. What will our heroe...

Our heroes are heading to Cornucopia the town of Plenty! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) played the flute as the team practiced dancing, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) drew up a plan to clear an abandoned town of zombies and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered posters for “Quinny Days” before ringing the town bell and setting the trap. Can our heroes survive battlin...

Our heroes have left the Fortress in search of food! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) studied Butthole’s writings to create some laws, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed more than he meant to while cheering up Butthole, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) decided that he is a King and a God, though the two are separate. What will happen when Quinny finally returns home...

Our heroes defeated their foes and have found a new home. The Fortress of Forlorn Hope has been founded and Butthole (@theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) befriended a local dragon and his children, brought their party into the castle and are planning their next steps to save the world! What will that involve? Find out next, on Dumb-Du...

Our heroes are losing a battle with Clomp Sampsonite quickly and brutally. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was almost struck down so she escaped onto the roof, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got so desperate that he was ready to throw random potions, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was thrown out of the sky but hopes to survive using Moonhammer’s power. What will happe...

Our heroes have killed Bob Sampsonite and are heading into the Bastion’s laboratory. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was excited to case an entire bedroom for its most valuable items, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered she was better at dishing out justice than investigating old bedrooms, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) busted of a dead man’s arm to open a magic...

Our heroes have foiled a robbery inside the Bastion of Failure and are trying to solve its mysteries. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) brought one of the thieves back to life while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) captured the ringleader without killing him and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) suggested a work release program as punishment for their crimes. What will happen no...

Our heroes are battling a band of mercenaries inside the Bastion of Failure. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) fired a moonbeam into a prism to attack every villain present, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used blue flame and a spiritual hammer to deadly effect, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stopped a draw from eating a troll heart by throwing it into a moonbeam! Can th...

Our heroes are battling through the Bastion of Failure and things are getting complicated. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) came up with a plan to attack some draw that fell apart immediately, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) accidentally swallowed Quinny’s eye of trust sight and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) smashed every enemy he could find with his hammer and Goblin Jr!...

Our heroes have defeated a troll and its assistants inside the Bastion of Failure. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally tried to raise a zombie from the dead, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) laid hands on anyone who needed it and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), in a shocking turn of events, requested not to be revivified or resurrected if he dies ever again! Can ou...

Our heroes have entered the Bastion of Failure and are facing off agains a troll and duergar hammerers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hid to get the drop of their foes, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) transformed into Krunge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined the trolls were evil when they wanted to rip of his skin and wear it! Can our heroes survive a battle...

On their way to the Bastion of Failure, Quinny was sucked into Baba Yaga’s hut through a tree! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was unsurprised when Baba Yaga wanted to make a new deal and accepted a partnership with her readily, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) specified some terms to make sure he wasn’t being taken advantage of, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) slept thr...

Our heroes found the necromancer they were looking for! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was confused about how the sun and moon worked, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) wanted to make sure the local trolls were evil before killing them, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took the first watch over their camp before being sucked into Baba Yaga’s house! What will happen if our...

Having reunited with the rest of their companions, our heroes are on a search for the lost druid Crawn! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) accepted a promotion to Chief Justice of House Fartch, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prayed so powerfully he grew hammers for hands for a moment, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) isn’t feeling great about their chances chasing a mad ne...

Having saved some Anyns on the road, our heroes were reunited with Goblin Jr! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was pleased to meet some other sheriffs, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced the people they rescued they weren’t here to rob them and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) forgot about everything else when Goblin Jr reappeared! What will happen now that they’ve in...

Our heroes have returned to Dumb Faerun and set out on a mission to liberate their friends. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was concerned about Bucky’s loyalty, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) declared war on the nation of Akka and planned to arrest his mom, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was named Chief Privateer of House Farch! What will happen now that they’ve disco...

Our heroes have defeated the One of Many Faces, freeing Yevgenovitch and Bucky from his clutches, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald from their oaths to Baba Yaga. Juniper and Wild West Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) have combined forces and bodies, finally having discovered the way to stop the Great Collide! Lastly, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has returned...

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It’s the fourth and final week of our hiatus after Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons’ 5th season! We’re proud to present the pilot episode of The Valentyne Heresy. It’s another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice show, this one set in the grim darkness of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, using an adaptation of the ever-popular Genesys system. The players include Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and L...

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*Season 5 Finale* Our heroes have proven Manny’s contracts were flawed and Asmodeus has made him mortal! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is unconscious after finding key evidence, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is closing in on Manny, Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) is distracting Captain Planteer, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) eliminated the clerks while Reginal...

Our heroes have assaulted Manny’s bastion and found themselves ambushed in turn! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) have engaged Manny, while Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) watches the door, and Reginald searches for contract loopholes alongside Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) if the handling can ever get away from the battle! Can any o...

Our heroes have joined forces and are making their way to their final hellish battle! Having caught up and formulated a plan to storm the Citadel, everyone has been assigned their tasks. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) will be searching for legal precedents inside while Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra), Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking)...