Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have stormed Executive Housing on the moon! Alyn fried a bunch of attacking drones with a fireball, Honour System defeated an enemy droid in a duel, and Declan hacked into the receptionist droid to figure out their next steps! But can they survive an explosion gift from bui...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) escaped a locked down meat lab! Alyn tried acid splashing the doors but didn’t have much luck, Honour System tried to shoot out the sensors but couldn’t find them, and in the end they both helped Declan hack the system! Have they gotten out in time to escape the next shot f...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are trying to fight their way to Bee-zos’s Fulfillment Citadel! Stopping in the tech hut Alyn recharged her spells, and Honour System and Declan re-tooled their weapons before the Zeus cannon started firing at them from space! How will they escape a lock-downed Meat Lab bef...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have crash-landed on the moon! Alyn’s hut and Billy Finger’s feather fall kept them alive, Honour System collected EVA suits for the team, and Declan calculated the best ways to shoot people at reduced gravity. Can our anti-heroes survive the journey to the fulfillment cita...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made plans for their future while flying to the moon! If Declan and System survive this mission, Alyn agreed they can retire in Dumb Faerun… if they promise to help take out Xanthus. Will these two rebels finally earn a happy ending? Or will Bee-zos kill them before they ca...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are flying to the moon! Alyn fireballed one mech to death and ate the other’s pilot, Honour System massacred the team onto the rocket, and Declan killed a guard captain and used their ID to shut the door. Can our heroes survive the cold darkness of space? Find out next on D...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are fighting a trio of giant mechs! Declan shot one with armour piercing bullets before Honour System killed its pilot, while Alyn slammed two simultaneous fireballs into another. Can they survive their mechanical foes and get to Bee-zos’s rocket alive? Find out next on Dum...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are battling towards Geffcinda Bee-Zos’s big blue rocket! Alyn started melting people the moment she arrived, Honour System slaughtered a band of snipers and Declan took out a mini-gun nest. Can they survive a trio of mech suits blocking their path?! Find out next on Dumb-D...

Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) led an assault against AIMAZOON’s hidden rocket platform that was betrayed before it began! With their forces devastated by traitors and pinned down by fire, Bourbon summoned a portal as he died to bring Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) to the battlefield. Can she save them and can they all stop Geffcinda...

Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) freed Tony the Chainsaw from his fate as a puppet, brought together their allies to assault AIMAZOON’s hidden HQ and Bourbon Sherbert just arrived with Butthole and Quinny in tow? What the fuck is going on and will the heroes of 2099 and/or Faerun survive?! Find out next on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons… 2099! Also fea...

Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was victorious in the arena, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won a mage over at the auction, and with the help of Farthole Fartch they killed Lady Etherium and identified AIMAZOON’S agents among the bidders. What will happen when they locate Geffcinda Bee-Zos? And will Showsa prove to be a reliable friend or a dangerous threat!? Find out next on...

Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) have determined Geffcinda Bee-Zos is planning to take over the world! Honour System entered a robot gladiator battle to gain entrance to a mage auction, Declan is watching the fight organizer nervously, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is learning how to gain more power from Mordenkainen! Can our heroe...

Having healed Declan’s wounds and augmented their abilities, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) began their hunt for Geffcinda Bee-Zos. After a tense meeting with Carmine Falstaff where they allied with his corporate goons, they approached the Twists as well to stop AIMAZOON! Can our heroes destroy a bee-person CEO before he wipes them out? Can...

Desperate to heal Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Bourbon Sherbert stormed Waypoint Delta and forced criminals to augment Declan’s body. Once he’d recovered, having won over their hostages, our heroes received a dune buggy and made their escape - can they build a brighter future in 2099? Or will Geffcinda Bee-Zos find them first!? Find out...

Our story is returning to 2099! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took down the stack and Greyson Typhus only for Geffcinda Bee-Zos to level Ne’erfrost with a superweapon! Meanwhile Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) returned home, leaving them to fend for themselves. Can Honour System find Declan medical help to heal his mortal wounds? Or w...

Our heroes are facing down Chad Underbottom in a desperate battle for survival. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recovered some of her powers but they’re having little effect, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was hit so hard he’s stunned and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) told Ginny he loved her before he joined the fray and risked his life. Will this be the end of House Far...

Our heroes have killed several Fries and the convoy is leaving Treesbury but at a terrible cost. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) nearly died before killing John Travowlta and Chicolas Nage, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) killed Y Mi Tu before he was cursed with a beard of feathers, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) desperately tried to keep the townsfolk alive but is run...

Our heroes’ convoy is suffering under the endlesss ambushes of the Fries! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @lauraehamstra) has been set on fire and is seconds from death, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is out of spell slots and desperate to keep the townsfolk alive, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has been unable to find their enemies through their magical invisibility! Can the halfl...

Our heroes’ convoy is being ambushed inside Treesbury again! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) defeated the Warchief but not before he called for reinforcements, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) burned through his magic keeping the townsfolk alive, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his body to keep the mercenaries and zombies distracted! What will happen now that Chicol...

Our heroes’ convoy has been ambushed inside Treesbury. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is battling two mercenaries in the first wagon, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) threw the enemy commander out of a second story window, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made himself a shining golden distraction! Can the convoy survive a zombie assault long enough for our heroes to save...

Our heroes are fleeing Quinntown under attack by the Greywater Legion. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gave a terrifyingly inspirational speech as Echo, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ambushed some zombie herders and gave his invisibility ring to his daughter, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave Crendan a hammer as they took up position at the back of the convoy! Can...

Our heroes won over Quinntown but it’s now under attack. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is growing more nervous as her bites don’t heal, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke to the townsfolk with mixed success, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) offered them a brighter future backed up by Ginny! Can Quinny connect with his daughter and save his hometown before he loses...

Our heroes have arrived in Quinntown and things are getting complicated. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized her bite may be more than she expected, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to convince his parents they needed to flee the town, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began to formulate a plan to get the townsfolk to safety! Can our heroes save the day before...

Our heroes have arrived in Quinntown. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was caught sneaking in so she’s facing the townsfolk alone, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Quinny his people would only be safe if they were all moved into the fortress, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) arrived at his parent’s front door! Can our heroes win over the locals and can Quinny’s p...

This holiday season, all will be merry and bright as the dumb-est Canadian actual play podcasts Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons and Dumbgeons & Dragons come together to join in the revelries of the season in hopes to save Christmas for everyone! Two bands of heroes are attending a Christmas ball together, but things are not what they seem. Will they work together to save Christmas and ensure presents are del...