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Are you ever going to text me? Episode 198:     “I had all my hate ready to pour onto this movie.”  Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their Top 4 movies of 2023 + one stinker. In a year that boasted the release of 180 full-length movies, which will make the cut  ·        Did DC Comics finally crack the code for their feature films? ·        A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite?   ·        Intermission contr...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 197:     “It’s like a wax museum with a pulse.”   Jim, Joseph, and George tackle the Top 5 Guitar Solos of all-time while contemplating the best fictional restaurants in movies. ·        Kerri Russell turns pie into a Broadway play. ·        Why did Prince call Journey’s keyboardist? ·        Shenanigans’ floor plan and making desserts ·        The 3 versions...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 196:     Guilty Pleasures IV: The Guiltiest! Another installment of Jim, Joseph, and George baring their souls and revealing their guilty pleasure movies.

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 195:     “More blood, more nudity, more CGI-enhanced penises”   For this episode the guys ‘battle it out’ in the debate arena for what is the Top 5 Gladiator stories in film and TV. Also considered is the best use of eyewear in film. ·        Michael Caine breaks out his old glasses from 1965. ·        Jim’s humiliating incident  with John Lennon spectacles ·...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 194:     “Wow! They have a hit song and they’re a cartoon!” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss songs with food in the title and the Top 5 appearances of motorcycles in film. ·        Grunge piano and cornflakes   ·        At age 26, who was the first person to win an Oscar for a musical score? ·        Which quirky pop song inspired John Lennon to return to reco...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 193:     “Life is too short to spend time crushing graham cracker crusts.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Movies directed by Ridley Scott. Also discussed are the best chocolate-centric foods.  ·        What was the first ice cream flavor? ·        What chocolate dessert did French painter Toulouse Lautrec create/invent? ·        Russell Crowe on a s...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 192:     “Once a beanbag chair is punctured, you just have to move away and burn the house down to the ground.” For this episode the boys discuss spy characters (that are NOT James Bond) and best chairs.  ·        Actor/comedian Steve Martin writes an intense terrorist/spy flick that’s not a comedy. ·        Richard Chamberlain or Matt Damon?   ·        Grace...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 191:     “The Essence of Pickles” Jim, Joseph, and George debate pop songs ‘hijacked’ by the movies they were featured in. Also discussed is the worst use/misuse of condiments on foods. ·        Why is Jon Heder so sweaty? ·        Was Ned Ryerson behind GROUNDHOG DAY all along? ·        “I’ve created with my own mouth breadsticks.” ·        Jim’s first “Food...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 190:     “The Burst Episode… Where’s the Tylenol?” In this show, the boys compare their Top 5 Movie Outbursts and the best Starburst flavors. ·        Fay Dunaway for mother of the year? ·        How did actor Gene Wilder startle Joseph and Jim? ·        “This is no longer a vacation—this is a quest… a quest for fun!” ·        Can you roast marshmallows with...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 189:     “I don’t like the panties drying on the rod.” Jim, Joseph, and George review their picks for best movies about music; they also debate the Top hand coverings. ·        Learn the origin of Jazz Hands/Jazz Head. ·        Michelle Pfeiffer is not faking it. ·        What did Tom Hanks do to pass the time during the Forest Gump press tour? ·        What...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 188:     “Not a lot of people have basements in California.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best of the best single appearances by an actor/actress in film, and the Top 5 songs ·        What did Paul Simon’s Julio do that was against the law? ·        Roger Miller’s contaminated genius becomes the abomination known as the Hamster Dance. ·        Producer...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 187:     “You don’t get a lot of sympathy for the Germans in these movies.” Jim, Joseph, and George review and discuss the best War Movies, and schoolyard games. ·        When is a horse a pig?  ·        How does Shakespeare upset a WWII epic? ·        Which childhood game dates back to the 4th century? ·        Learn of all of Jim’s basketball exploits. ·   ...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 186:     “Yo-yos and donuts are similarly shaped.” The guys discuss the Top 5 Breaking Glass moments in TV and Movies. Also debated are the best yo-yo tricks. ·        What is the longest yo-yo spin duration on record? ·        How did karate kicking The Fonz launch Tom Hanks’ movie career? ·        There’s not enough Yo-yo moments in 3-D movies. ·        Why...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 185:     “Who doesn’t get excited about a bloated animal carcass?” Jim, Joseph, and George debate their Top 5 favorite movies that take place in Joseph’s home state of Louisiana. The best police radio codes are also discussed. ·        How dumb of a detective are you if you can’t figure out that you were hired by the devil? ·        How can you tell if the si...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 184 Best Bomb Movie & Pop Song in Animated Film Should this show just be called the Shrek Show? In this week’s episode, the guys explode with rants and raves over the best bomb movies and pop songs used in animated films, all while verifying, “Howard the Duck is Awful."   What act of terrorism involved the band Sparks playing in the background? Get r...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 183:     “Bongos and creepy sci-fi… What more could one want?” In this show the boys delve into the world of incidental stinger music/musical cues on television shows and proudly promote their favorite female SNL characters. ·        Did the Nintendo Wii steal Gilligan’s Island Walking Music? ·        Was Cesar Romero just phoning it in by not shaving his mou...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 182:     “Mr. Johnson’s Opus: That’s Dumbass Tape!”      Jim, Joseph, and George discuss best teacher roles in film and TV. Also debated are the best songs about cars.   ·        What is the easiest Springsteen song to play saxophone to? ·        Della Reese buys a Lincoln for her drummer/band leader’s birthday. ·        How many years has Joseph taught in th...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 181:     “When the acting in the videogame is better than in the movie there’s a problem!”    In this episode Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Live-Action movies/TV shows inspired by videogames; and the second topic: Best Stamps. ·        Which podcast host sported the ‘Dutch-Boy’ haircut back in school? ·        The ‘Fat Elvis’ vs ‘Thin Elvis’ Bill C...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 180:     “Sometimes I have the impulse to drive into the oncoming traffic on the highway.”  Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their favorite Christopher Walken film roles and songs about walking.  ·        Why is Johnny Cash humming? ·        What is the first song of his that songwriter Sting says that he heard a stranger singing in an elevator? ·        How di...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 179:     “Thanks for the memories…”     Jim, Joseph, and George discuss their favorite movies in which the plot centers around memory loss. What are the best historic fast food promotions? ·        What does MLM & FFP stand for? ·        Which promo is Joseph’s favorite loyalty rewards program? ·        Why is amnesia comedy gold? ·        What was the la...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 178:     “On a very special episode…”     The trio discuss the Top 5 serious moments in American sitcom television, and various forms of Hash. ·        Learn the French definition/translation of ‘hash’ ·        A terrifying musical robotic gorilla   ·        Who was originally set to play the character of Archie Bunker in ALL IN THE FAMILY ? ·        “It wasn...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 177:     “I’m just grateful to live in an age that has PB & J!”   Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 movies in which everyone is a suspect. Also discussed are the best food duo combinations. ·        Which role was originally intended for Carrie Fisher but has to be offered to someone else when she went to rehab? ·        Everyone knows about the 3...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 176:     “We didn’t land on Hickory Farms, Hickory Farms landed on us!”   Jim, Joseph, and George offer their Top 5 Untrained Detectives and Best Food Court Eateries. ·        Cary Grant on a weekly TV series? ·        How to load up on mall samples when you’re a broke teenager ·        George loses his sci-fi credentials with the Kingdom of the Spiders ·   ...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 175:     “If you really want to live take an Oreo and dip it in a hot bowl of chili!” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best musician-turned-actor roles in film and foods that go best with a glass of milk. ·        Which American Idol contestant didn’t win the show, but went on to nab an Academy Award? ·        Which podcast host questions the integrity of M...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 174:     “Every series that ends prematurely should conclude with Patrick Duffy (AKA Bobby Ewing) stepping out of a shower revealing it was all a dream.” Jim, Joseph, and George mourn all of the television series that ended too early. Also discussed are the Top 5 Jelly Belly flavors. ·        Which Fox comedy show (despite positive reviews and winning an Emmy...