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Are you ever going to text me? This episode was given a chance, but it blew it! Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple. Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek. Jason falls for the banana in the pipe. Fecal matter and semen in the ear??? Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus. Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR. Roy Scneider went way a...

Are you ever going to text me? Get ready for the  Red, White and "You Blew it!" Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies! It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen. From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all... Kevi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI. Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs. Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one. “I'm just a cook.” You can't say, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" anymore.  The B-word is offensive. Stuff it Flo!!! Gene Scallop Jim's movie crush: Paz Vega Jason's health tip...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone. Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon". Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes. Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students. Zuckerberg... just a bad guy....

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less! Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes. It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage. Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break. No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good. Dude!!! Sweet!!! Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest) Boss,...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode never has to practice Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes. Jason takes pride in actually working on his list. Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North. Banger in the mouth! Cape Feare (yes, with an E) Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..." The Magic Loogie Somehow, Jim s...

Are you ever going to text me? This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan) Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV. Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy. Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his favorite Hugh Jackman scenes. Joseph is a sucker for a good story about a man and his ball. Mom always says, "Never play ball in the house&q...

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms. Night mowing is back!!! More dumb stuff. I don't care for Gob. Damn, damn, damn!!! Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression. What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV? What is a Cowsill?

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce! Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles. Tupperware and breast enhancement pills. Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle  He's a nice Jewish superhero. Get away, Nerd! It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K. Using a snow s...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees.  (And you better not change it!) Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships. Jason has no idea how DTF ends. No saving a cat and hurting a dog. Jim stays awake for the entire episode. That hack, Taylor Swift. That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes.  Ja...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light. Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters. So many great characters.  So many bad impressions. Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes. She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest. I think of a man, and I take a...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is for all you "little brains". Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors. The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy. Yes.  We think you're amusing.  Especially when you try to say the word "youths". Don't call him Shirley. By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings. Sharting makes it...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun) Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks. Jason gets mugged! Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog. Archie was right.  You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes.  Code 2319! Jim critiques two iconic film f...

Are you ever going to text me? Breaker! Breaker! This episode really gets annoying with CB chatter. Jason, Jim, and Joseph bust out some of their favorite trucker-themed movies and television shows. Peaky Blinders - A company that installs blinds. Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Joseph Johnson, not impressed. Mrs. Meeker was completely offended by the language used over the CBs. Ja...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode mentions The Godfather a few times.  Just a few times. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movie and television ceremony scenes. Jim is very upset over the omission of the Oscars in memorium.  Give some respect to Jack Klugman! Jason has a limit on how much narration a movie should have. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode's accents may be offensive to the Irish. Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a list of their favorite Irish-themed movies and television episodes. I  think no less of her after watching the documentary. Jim is thrown off by Hamnet's dental accuracy in 17th-century England. Jason attempts to go zero out of five with his...

Are you ever going to text me? The wheels fall off this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best characters who are associated with two-wheeled modes of transportation. Joseph is worried about the new changes with his beloved F1. Things become rough for Jim when his friends started calling him Woody. You can wear a leather jacket, but not if you're near the motorcycle. A Segway is the pe...

Are you ever going to text me? "1 minute to Wapner! This is definitely-definitely a good episode. Oh boy!" Jason, Jim, and Joseph created a list of the best fictional siblings in movies and television. Jason pays "Willie" money to repair his guitar. Garthe- the "e" is for evil. IAMOSCAR...dot Com  I know it was you, Jim. You broke my heart with another Pacino impressi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode goes for gold...but settles for the bronze. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to some of their favorite Olympic related movies. Yes! Take that, Canada!!! The doubles luge... it's just awkward to watch. Perhaps the worst spray tan job in the history of cinema. Joseph appreciate the best man on man scissor move ever. Jim's admiration for a cinem...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode may be contagious. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best portrayals of characters who are under the weather. Joseph protests the Winter Olympics over the blatant bias in the scoring of the French. Jim is triggered over hours of videotapes lost to overdubs of ice skating routines. Jason takes this light-hearted topic to the dark side really quickly...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema. Joseph IS the grumpy old man. The name Brick says it all. Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad." Merkin Muffley... enough said. Jason debates himself against his own sele...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show). Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television. Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie.  Eskimo brothers!!! We gotta go.  I just shorted my pants. Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop. Jim's Ch...

Are you ever going to text me? What's this episode about, Dude? Jason, Jim, and Joseph honor the great and always brilliant Steve Buscemi with a list of his greatest performances. Jim shames Joseph and Jason for not having watched Boardwalk Empire. Jason discovers the difference between an Amos and Andy and a Martin and Lewis.  He was destined for the chipper. Jason tips much better than Mr....

Are you ever going to text me? This episode makes no apologies for going against the Hollywood selections. Jason, Jim, and Joseph finally endorse the best movies of 2025. SSHIEELDS UP! While the year's movies may have been weak, the crew agrees that there were several standout performances. Jason has a soft spot for a film he had no idea that his brother was in. Not only was Superman great, b...