Crispy Coated Robots

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has been replaced by AI Jason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies. You old poop! Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI. Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression. I betta call my muther! Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his summer job. Why...

Are you ever going to text me? An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters!  That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & Georg...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is served best with a nice chianti. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end. Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys. Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand. Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"? Let's not bring race into thi...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin. Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie. Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy. Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters. The turn the show into a PSA for watching more Grodin material. Why...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has bush! Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies. Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass. Forget bareback riding.  It is all about riding topless. Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun. Joseph learns a lot from Porky's. Jim breaks down the...

Are you ever going to text me? This is a Whopper of an episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever. Fleetwood Macrame!  Whore! Norman Trollop! Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening. It’s all about the onion rings. Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Sty...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode eclipses all the others.    Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through.   DEA! Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs. The start of the show surprises Jason (again). Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him. Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy mo...

Are you ever going to text me? 1. Why does Joseph like butter? 2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet? 3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph? Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!

Are you ever going to text me? This episode may cause trauma and require counseling.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies.   One word: Buttafuco! Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment.  Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher. South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing  Before Chucky there was Z...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is done without wearing a shirt.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians.   Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good. Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot. Jason 4th pick is great!  Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it. Bologna and boners.  Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries. Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies.   Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers. Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy. Captain Picard looks so good using Glamour Sho...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets. By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings. In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver. Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45. Jim: The Last Airbender? Earworms and Corinthian...

Are you ever going to text me? Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations.  Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!" How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO?  Who is sleeping Au Buffo? Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore? Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has booty sweat! Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie.   Buckle up!  You’re in for a surprise! Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts! Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair. Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality. Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too! So many impressions o...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode wants a lollipop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering. It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression. Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his  back. Baby, you got a stew going. Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders. How can a subst...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself.   Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies.  The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions.  Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette. Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor. Jim names Bil...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled. Bow, bow, bow , bow bow... Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain. So many songs about running. No one puts Jason in the corner. Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B? Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more import...

Are you ever going to text me? It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR! It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga? Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore? Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?” Can Jason do a William Shatner impersonation?  Speaking o...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has a lucky frame! Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV. Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir. Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater. Jim talks about  his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis. Joseph and Jason discuss whether Ni...

Are you ever going to text me? The episode that will slap those teeth straight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year. Wookie porn for family entertainment. Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story. Jason laments about his beloved Jets. Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston. Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Mai...

Are you ever going to text me? The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023. Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews. The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023. Jason let’s out his inner Cage. Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas. Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties. The boys are super excited about the po...

Are you ever going to text me? The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”.   Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year.   Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday. Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events. Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier. Dune 2: More worms and cowbell. The...

Are you ever going to text me? The episode with a  "rock n roll attitude". Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television.   Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year.  Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World. Jason admits to learning t...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 200:     “Prepare to be pelted!”    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic  Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past. ·        What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned? ·        How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma? ·        What was the first movie that Jim went on a date...

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 199:     “So it all started when I ran over a Happy Meal toy in my car…”  Jim, Joseph, and George offer the best musical duos and their Top 5 Personal Holiday Traditions.  ·        A Hall & Oates bass player sighting by the Stu. Co. ·        Is George a Closet Eggnog-ist? ·        Why did Henry Kissinger hat The Captain and Tennille?   ·        What is Jo...