Can't Hardly Watch

You think you know bad, huh? Well you're a fucking choir boy because this week apocalypse month continues with the santanic Y2K thriller, End of Days!

This week the caves won't save us! Nothing can! Apocalypse month continues as we discuss the Nic Cage thriller, Knowing.

Put on your pull ups and grab a jar of pickles because this week we kick off apocalypse month with another Roland Emmerich classic, 2012!

All aboard Beaver Junction because this week we discuss the prostitute thriller, Angel! Whisker biscuits on the house!

This week, it's webbing time! We discuss Madame Web, the lattest installment of the SSU brought to you by Pepsi!

This week we discuss the "horror" film, Puppet Master- the first in a series of 15 movies that askes the question "Can you recreate your wildest sexual fantasy?"

Siri, play Another Postcard by Barenaked Ladies because this week we're revisting Tim Burton's ill-conceived "reimagining" of Planet of the Apes.

This week we discuss the forgotten Marky Mark vehicle that will make you want to take a piss, Rock Star. 

Grab your Dunkaccino, Coke, Pepto, and book your tickets for your Royal Caribbean crusie because this week we discuss the Adam Sandler scam errr I mean stalker thriller, errr I mean "comedy" Jack and Jill!

The fire breathers are not gonna wanna listen to this week's pod because we go on an all time rant about Imagine Dragons. Oh and we also talk about Passengers, the forgotten sci-fi "romance" film starring Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt.

This week in honor of Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, we look back on Roland Emmerich's erotic and sensual 1998 version of Godzilla starring Can't Hardly Watch hall of famer, Matthew Broderick and half the cast of The Simpsons randomly?!

Do you love The Real World? Have you ever wanted to pay money to see a longer epsiode with only slightly more nudity and cursing? Well you're in luck because this week we discuss The Real Cancun featuring performances from Snoop Dog and everyone's favorite early 2000s pop punk band, Simple Plan!

This week we go nipple to nipple as we watch the classic 1989 film, Road House starring the late, great Patrick Swayze!

Our two part extravaganza concludes with Lara Croft: Tomb Raider- The Cradle of Life, a film that features the second best shark riding scene next only to Deep Blue Sea!

This week we discuss one of the most early 00s action movies ever, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider starring tabloid queen and all time hottie, Angelina Jolie. 

Hope you're ready to get your heart broken because this week we discuss the 3D remake of the 1981 cult classic, My Bloody Valentine that's hella pussy!

This week, in preparation for the ucomping Netflix series, we discuss M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender which features his most shocking twist yet- taking a beloved anime and shitting all over it!

This week we welcome back Can't Hardly Watch icon, Christopher Walken as we discuss an adaptaion of a Disney World ride everyone was just DYING for- The Country Bears.

This week we discuss John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars, featuring charisma vacum Ice Cube and the hot chick from Species as they battle Juggalos on Mars!

Grab a Suck-My-Cock-bucks because this week we're discussing Get a Job, the forgotten star studded turd made by Hollywood people who don't know how real jobs or human resources work. Did we mention someone chugs horse semen!?

This week we hope you're ready for something itty bitty baby because we're talking about Joe's Apartment, a film that poses the question- Do Cockroaches find us sexy?

This week we discuss our ultimate childhood guilty pleasure and HBO hall of famer, House Arrest starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Pollak, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and renowed sex symbol Wallace Shawn!

Happy New Year! This week we close the book on 2023 by discussing some more new movies we saw that we thought were worth mentioning. 

Merry Christmas! This week we discuss Deck the Halls starring Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick. What my seem like a light hearted family comedy about rival neighbors is really a dark exploration of addiction, narcissism, and sexuality. 

This week we discuss the remake of the remake of Black Christmas!