Can't Hardly Watch

Grab some canned fruit salad and refried beans because Alice month continues with Resident Evil: Extinction!

This is it! The Apocalypse! Welcome to the new A-GE! Alice month continues with Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

This Halloween season we present to you Alice month! In honor of Zach Cregger's newly released Resident Evil film, we will be covering all the original films plus Welcome to Racoon City! This week we're talkin the Paul W.S. Anderson "classic" that started it all.

Whose ready to par-tay on the big boat because this week we're talkin the Keanu Reevesless Speed 2: Cruise Control!

This week we discuss Sorority Row, the 2009 remake of the 80s slasher flick, The House on Sorority Hill. Features an all star cast of Jamie Chung, Carrie Fisher, Rumer Willis, and that chick from Step Up 2!

In honor of the excellent new HBO series Lanterns, we thought it would be "fun" to revisit the ill-fated Green Lantern film starring Ryan Reynolds. 

This week we discuss Goat, the forgotten fraternity drama starring Nick Jonas, James Franco, and some guy. 

This week we reminisce about the Pokemon franchise and ask the question- Which Pokemon is the most bangable? 

In honor of the upcoming Street Fighter reboot we decided to revist 2009's Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li NOT to be confused with Pawn Stars' Chumlee. 

This week in honor of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, we look back at the movie that was so bad Sony begged Disney to include Spidey in the MCU. We're talkin The Amazing Spider-Man 2. 

This week we discuss the forgotton remake of the 1972 classic, The Poseidon Adventure- simply tittled Poseidon starring Can't Hardly Watch icon and dutchess, Fergie.

Happy 250th Birthday America! And what better way to honor the United States than to talk about Independence Day... Resurgence?

Are we ever gonna be better than this because we're watching We Are Your Friends- the forgotten Zac Efron DJ movie directed by Max Joseph from Catfish!

Have a squirt because this week we're talkin the original Supergirl!

This week we're bored podcasters. Totally. Fuckin. Bored. We discuss the crime drama, Havoc aka the movie where Anne Hathaway says the N-word.

You're telling us that A Masters of the Universe movie bombed this weekend? Time is a flat circle. 

This week we discuss a forgotten remake of a forgotten George A. Romero film, The Crazies. 

Now this is podcasting! With The Mandalorian and Grogu now in theathers we thought it'd be fun to look back at Star Wars' most polarizing entry and quite possibly the most divisive film ever made- Star Wars: The Last Jedi!

This week we conclude pie month and we hate to admit that this slice has been in the fridge a couple of days too long!

Pie month continues and we're suprised with just how much beastiality is in these movies....

Pie week continues with the most outrageous slice yet!

Pie month continues with American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile! Nobody show this to Peter Dinklage because there's a ton of little people jokes!

For the next 5 weeks we will be covering all of the straight to DVD American Pie sequels. This week we kick off Pie month with American Pie Presents: Band Camp!

This week the dog is in the house! In honor of March Madness, we're talkin Air Bud!

This week the boys go to Prom! Tony B's 4th time. Sigmoney's 1st!