Can't Hardly Watch

People can't afford houses or healthcare and work their asses off only to live paycheck to paycheck while The Rock got paid 50 million dollars to "act" in Red One. The only thing more depressing than that fact is actually sitting though the whole movie! Tis the season!

This week we put an end to our long standing bit as Barrett finally watches Hook!

This week in honor of the recently announced fourth Mummy film, we decided to revisit the third one nobody liked, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Empereor.

This week we're talking Kangaroo Jack! We hope you brought an extra pair of underwear because you'll be pissing your pants from laughing so hard at Jackie Legs rapping Rapper's Delight!

This week we discuss Dana Carvey's infamous failed comeback movie, The Master of Disguise.

This week we conclude our Halloween Extravaganza with The Eye- a film so bad not even glasses or contacts could save it!

Constant yelling and screaming, edgy dialogue, and Sheri Moon Zombie- it must be a Rob Zombie film! This week we discuss the 2007 Halloween remake!

This week we discuss the haunted video game horror film, Stay Alive which should be called Stay on Track becuase we wanted to talk about anything but!

This week we kick off our annual Halloween extravaganza with the haunted internet horror film, Feardotcom. And yes, a ghost really creates a website. 

This week it's our life and we do what we want because we're discussing Jungle 2 Jungle!

This week, Can't Hardly Watch legend ,The Weeknd returns to the pod with his weird vanity project, Hurry Up Tomorrow.

This week we discuss Beastly, the modern day retelling of Beauty and the Beast everyone asked for starring Alex Pettyfer! Remember him?!

This week we try not to bite the bark off each other's log as we discuss the first ballot HBO hall of famer, Lake Placid!

Do you love Brian De Palma's 1976 classic, Carrie? Have you ever wondered if Carrie's father ever banged anyone else or if she had a half sister? Well if so, The Rage: Carrie 2 is the film for you!

This week we discuss the new Amazon commercial uhhh we mean film, War of the Worlds starring 4 timer's club member Ice Cube!

This week we discuss the final installment of Tom Six's edgelord poop trilogy, The Human Centipede (Final Sequence).

The Tom Six extravaganza continues with The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)!

This week we discuss the film that brought a whole new meaning to the term "ass to mouth"- The Human Centipede (First Sequence).

This week it's personal as we discuss a story of elderly love- Jaws: The Revenge. Oh yeah and there's a shark also. 

In honor of the upcoming Fantastic Four: First Steps we decided to look back at Josh Trank's infamous 2015 reboot, Fant4stic! Finger's crossed Ben Grimm has a penis in this new one!

With James Gunn's Superman reboot hitting theaters this week, we decided to revist Superman IV: The Quest for Peace- the fim that killed the franchise and Cannon films!

This week we conclude dino month with Theodore Rex, the film that asks the question- what if you were a cop and your partner was a horny dinosaur who farted all the time?

If you've ever wanted to see someone gymnastic kick a raptor, you're in luck! Dino month continues with The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

Dino month continues with The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, the riveting story of how Wilma got her pearl necklace. 

Dino month continues with Carnosaur- the first film ever to feature a woman give birth to a dinosaur! Starring Clint Howard and Laura Dern's mom!