Beards & Sundries

Send us a Text Message. Don your black veils and fake tears, beardos, because today we're merching the caskets. Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about death in this episode. From their preferred methods of expiration to their most off the wall funeral ideas, this episode brings some levity to a heavy subject. geodesaurus @ https://www.tiktok.com/@geodesaurus?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Episode...

Send us a Text Message. Break out the EMF readers and blurry cameras, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about some of their favorite "true" horror stories and myths. From Mothman to Slenderman, we dive into the spookiest aisle in the market. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Spooky Hunters; Bri...

Send us a Text Message. The night falls quickly upon us, beardos, so gather round the Bota Box in aisle four and prepare to be truly frightened as we spin horrible tales of real problems we face in adulthood. From tR*mpism to hemorrhoids, we discuss the terrifying ordeal of existing in modern times. Fulllight Tech @ fulllighttech.top Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Openin...

Send us a Text Message. Watch your step, beardos, because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony dive headfirst into a pit of quicksand as we discuss all of the problems we imagined having as adults. From spontaneous combustion to permanent records, we're stocking out every unbased childhood fear we prepared for so eagerly in our youth. That's Spooky Podcast @ http://thatsspooky.com/ Episode artwork by A...

Send us a Text Message. Spike your hair and login to your AOL accounts, beardos. This week we plunder the aisles of memories as Joe, Jay, and Anthony recall the highlights of their high school and college years. From crispy hair to awkward sexual experiences, we cover all the highlights of blossoming into the fat gays we are today. Christopher Ryan Stamey @ https://www.tiktok.com/@w8ing4guffman Ep...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your gears tight and get ready to grind them beardos. This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony dig into the complaints box only to find all their own pet peeves! From bad drivers to bad manners, is there anything that doesn't irritate our hosts? Listen in to find out! I've Had It Podcast @ https://ivehaditpodcast.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Op...

Send us a Text Message. Look up to the stars, preferably skyclad, beardos! This week, we solve the mysteries of the universe using the tried and true divination method of astrology. Find out our hosts' star signs and what they think about horoscopes as we plunder the occult section of the market this week. Tom Taylor Studios @ https://www.tomtaylorstudios.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https...

Send us a Text Message. Grab you Nesquik, Fruit Loops, and favorite action figure, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are deep diving some of their favorite classic cartoons. So gather round the boob tube and settle in, as we talk everything from Captain Planet to Recess. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1...

Send us a Text Message. Are you a millennial? Does it give you some sick pleasure to MURDER innocent industries?? Well beardos, grab your axes and gather round the breakroom while Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about all the things our generation has rendered obsolete. Jaboody Dubs @ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ30YNIcUWuSz8eVJZtLEjw Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Open...

Send us a Text Message. Whip out those power tools and get to work, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss home ownership, improvement, and the reality TV shows about both (and ways to turn them into drinking games). So, head on over to home goods and grab that Adirondack chair you've always wanted while we ruminate over all things domestic. Toadberg.com @ Toadberg.com Episode artwork by...

Send us a Text Message. Break out the truck nuts, Natty Lite, and fart jokes, beardos... this week Jay, Joe, and Anthony are talking all about toxic masculinity. From making motorcycles your personality to lifting your truck so high you need an oxygen tank, we cover the gamut. Facebookcomments @ https://www.tiktok.com/@facebookcomments Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Open...

Send us a Text Message. Get out your foil hats, beardos, because this week Jay, Joe, and Anthony are diving into the world of conspiracy theories. So gather round the grassy knoll and join in on this weeks very conspicuous lunch break! Serial Podcast @ https://serialpodcast.org/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB...

Send us a Text Message. Have a seat on the couch and tell us all about what's on your mind, beardos... this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle their own struggles with mental health. We even take a Buzzfeed quiz to find out just how messed up we are. So grab your meds and listen to us chat about some funny (and some not so funny) things we've experienced in the wide world of psychiatry, therapy, an...

Send us a Text Message. Get ready to head straight to the pharmacy for some Xanax, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are bringing you every irrational fear they could find in the back of the market... and there were a lot. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Shanee's Ragtime Saloon & Player Piano Muse...

Send us a Text Message. It's the one year anniversary of the opening of the Beards & Sundries Market! So gather round at aisle four, beardos, as Joe, Jay, and Anthony reminisce about all the ups and downs of the previous 365 days. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Beards & Sundries Sponsor Extravaganza Albu...

Send us a Text Message. Welcome back to season three, beardos! Boy, did we start with a doozy... grab your lawn darts and that one shoe you found walking uphill to school in the snow (both ways) and gather round while Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss perhaps the most notorious generation of our time, Boomers. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ The Righteous Gemstones @ https://...

Send us a Text Message. It's the season finale, beardos, and frankly... we're angry. Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about Pride, Juneteenth, American Nationalism, and all the things that are on our minds as we wrap up the second season as well as Pride month. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ It Could Happen Here Podcast @ https://www.moment.co/ichh American History Tellers Pod...

Send us a Text Message. Callin all you daddies out there! You're special to us and you deserve your own special episode! So this week's podcast dedicated solely to you. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ The Queer Collective @ https://queercollectivegifts.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Daddy's Day Sale: Clarity by Zoo License code: 3...

Send us a Text Message. Refasten those seatbelts, beardos, and grab a pine scented air freshener, because this episode Joe, Jay, and Anthony are continuing their conversation around cars. From electric cars to the all new Chadvrolet Straight Arrow: Ben Shapiro Edition... we'll cover all your automotive needs! Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ MotorWeek @ https://motorweek.o...

Send us a Text Message. Start your engines and make sure to change your oil, beardos, this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are restocking the automotive department. We talk about our first cars, dream cars, and this week we have a hot rod of a voicemail! Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ The Savannah Bananas @ https://thesavannahbananas.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your party favors, rice, and best black-tie attire beardos! Today Joe, Jay, and Anthony are stocking out the wedding displays. Join us as we talk about everything from dating to marriage. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Paul Sweet aka Oklahomo Hiker @ https://www.youtube.com/@OklahomoHiker Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6V...

Send us a Text Message. Get your tickets printed and your favorite band shirt and head over to aisle four to start pregaming! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about some of their favorite (and least favorite) concerts and events. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Chris Grace @ https://www.chrisgrace.com/ Chris' Kickstarter @ http://chrisgrace.com/scarlett Opening Theme:...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your last minute roses and gift cards, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony celebrate Mother's Day by talking about some of their favorite moms from TV and Movies. So, get your undercooked breakfast in bed ready and join us for another lunch break at the Beards & Sundries market! Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Broadway Barbara @ https://w...

Send us a Text Message. Are you feeling bonita this week, beardos? Because you look bonita! Grab the Ortega sauce and the ground beef and get ready to browse aisle four for the Bota-Rita. This week Joe, Anthony, and Jay talk about the bastardization of Cinco de Mayo and all their least favorite chain restaurants. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ But a Song podcast @ https:...

Send us a Text Message. Head over to the clothing section, grab your leather belts, and get ready for a whirlwind of an episode, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss a Tornado Alley classic... the movie Twister! Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Oklahoma Region Red Cross @ https://www.redcross.org/local/oklahoma.html Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License...