Beards & Sundries

Send us a Text Message. Grab your Trapper Keepers, beardos! In this episode, Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss their experiences with learning in school, including topics like foreign languages, math, and science. They reminisce about using book socks, learning about mitochondria, and memorizing times tables. So, get ready to experience your days getting bullied again, as we discuss all things school!...

Send us a Text Message. This week in the market... Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss their first experiences with pornography, their favorite porn stars, and the differences between amateur and professional porn. They reminisce about the early days of watching porn and the conversation also touches on the evolution of technology and how it has changed the way people consume porn. So, grab your naughty...

Send us a Text Message. ***TRIGGER WARNING*** We shit on children in this episode. (metaphorically, of course) In this episode, Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss the decision to be childless and the cost of raising children. They also delve into the political climate and the impact of climate change on future generations. The conversation covers various topics including weather, education, military fu...

Send us a Text Message. March is over and here at the market we're not ready to let it go. Join Joe, Jay, and Anthony as they talk about some of their favorite things in the month of March and go down a potato rabbit hole... Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your Nokia 5110s and your custom cases... this week we talk all things cell phones. From the apps to Google Maps, we cover all things smartphone.

Send us a Text Message. Get ready to cyber us sooooooo hard, beardos, because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving into everyone's favorite time-wasters... social media apps! From MySpace to Sit On My Face... I mean Grindr... we're stocking out all the hot loads of virtual friendship we can handle. Trixie Deluxxe @ linktr.ee/trixiedeluxxe Sheila from Accounting @ https://linktr.ee/thesheilaf...

Send us a Text Message. Beardos, are you listening to this weeks episode topless? Because our mimosas are bottomless! This week, we stock out the orange juice and prosecco in an episode all about gay church... brunch! So get your eating short shorts on and listen in while we talk all about the gayest meal of the day. Kraft Dinner @ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Dinner Episode artwork by Aaro...

Send us a Text Message. Beardos, are your habits normal? This week we discuss what constitutes for normal and abnormal in our daily lives. Joe Fenti @ https://www.tiktok.com/@fentifriedchicken?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Goo...

Send us a Text Message. **Trigger warning for bullying, self-harm, and mentions of suicide** This week we're departing from our typical episode content to talk about the very real and serious issues facing the LGBTQ+ community, and more specifically our trans and non-binary members. The Trevor Project @ https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ GoFundMe for Nex @ https://www.gofundme.com/f/dagny-benedict?...

Send us a Text Message. Jesus is risen and so are we, beardos! This week the market gets HOLE-y as we discuss the ultimate bleeding heart liberal... Jesus Christ. Joe, Jay, and Anthony break down all the reasons Jesus was a socialist and would be despised by many members of his own church today. Gen Z Bible Stories @ https://www.tiktok.com/@gen.z.bible.stories?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Epi...

Send us a Text Message. Trickle down to the market this week, beardos, as we recant all the celebrities we think are in hell (or not). Reagan is obviously there, but what about Bea Arthur?? Tune in and find out! Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Pastor Gabe Ussey: Something Greater by All Good Fol...

Send us a Text Message. Near... far... wherever you are... make sure you tune into this weeks episode of Beards & Sundries as we discuss our survival strategies for the movie "Titanic". Whether or not you think Leo should have lived, this episode is sure to satisfy. Camp Damascus @ https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250874627/campdamascus Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ O...

Send us a Text Message. Does the cold weather have you longing for a warm beach under the summer sun? Or do you just want to get away to a ski lodge and get snowed in for a week? Either way, the Beards & Sundries market has all the goods you need to pack for your trip. Tune in as Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss some of their favorite vacation spots as well as places they'd like to visit. Palworld @...

Send us a Text Message. Touch my test tube and get my bunsen burner going, beardos, because this week's episode is all about gay science! Why do we talk like that? Why do we walk so fast? Why are we just plain better? All of the answers can be found in aisle 4! Rob Anderson @ linktr.ee/heartthrobanderson Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaro...

Send us a Text Message. Rainy days in the market mean we're running out of bread and milk, but thankfully our supply of bad attitudes is nearly endless! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about rainy days and bad drivers, everyone's favorite combo! Bitches with Beards @ https://pod.link/1671378459?utm_source=newsletter.podcastdelivery.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=307-call-out-that-corpo...

Send us a Text Message. Welcome to season 4, beardos! We're seven days in and oh what a year it's been so far. Get ready to hear about our goals for the new year and some issues that hit close to home for all three of us. Nuggets @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9...

Send us a Text Message. Gather round the fireplace, beardos, because the stockings aren't the only things that are hung in this episode. Joe, Jay, and Anthony have each selected traditional Christmas stories... and re-wrote them, Beards & Sundries style. So get your hot cocoa ready and send the kids away, while we regale you with this special holiday episode. https://www.goodpizzagreatpizza.com/ E...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your whack-a-mole hammers and get ready to smash or pass in this very special Christmas episode, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony decide what is or isn't smash-worthy about the holiday season. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Smash or Pass: Relatives Edition:  License...

Send us a Text Message. Travel back in time to the 90's as we leave milk and Oreos out for Santa before we tuck ourselves in to wake up to those sweet, sweet Christmas gifts of our youths. Will we get the N64 we've been wanting, or will great aunt Helen bring more socks? Listen in to this week's episode to find out, beardos! Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme:...

Send us a Text Message. Prime your shower shots and give yourselves a whore bath, Beardos. This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about the apps and even old school dating sites. So search Craigslist for M4M and hope it's not a murderer as we talk all things gay hookup... Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGG...

Send us a Text Message. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Big Deborah's: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good Folks License code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

Send us a Text Message. This week, we're most thankful for YOU, our beardos! So tune in and listen to us get sappy about our appreciation for the listeners who make this podcast possible. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Thank You, Listeners: Miami 1987 by Hey Pluto License code: 9VOLBTKR5DX6S4LV Closing T...

Send us a Text Message. You asked we (sort of) delivered, beardos! In this episode we talk about how we all met and became the podcast hosts we are today. Get ready to hear all about our pasts as we ruminate on how we all met. victorthegoodboss @ https://www.instagram.com/victorthegoodboss/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code:...

Send us a Text Message. Okay beardos... it's thankful month and we're kicking off with (little) things we're most thankful for. So, be like Blink 182 and think of all the small things, while we ruminate on the tiny pleasures of life. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Carpenter Ant Diet: When We Get There by...

Send us a Text Message. Listen up gumshoes... we have a killer on the lose and only Detective Assplunder and Dr. Annal Beeds can find him and stop his murder spree. Join us this week for a very special Halloween episode of Beards & Sundries! The Fall of the House of Usher @ https://www.netflix.com/title/81414665 Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by No...