Beards & Sundries

Is it just us, or is the entire world currently operating at peak insanity? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony pause the jokes for a brief second to address the collective existential dread hanging over our heads—before immediately roasting the absurdity of modern life to cope. To bring the mood right back up, the boys take a trip...

Boomer Gooner! 🏈 (yes... we are making fun of both Oklahoma University AND Boomers with just this title) Boomer Sooner? More like Boomer Gooner! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony put a delightfully filthy twist on Oklahoma’s most inescapable sports chant to tackle a subject very close to our bitter millennial hearts: our absolute...

Step across timelines, Beardos—and watch out for the mysterious noise! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony explore the wild concept of the multiverse. Jay gets a fast, crushing reality check when he realizes multiverse theory has absolutely nothing to do with versatile gay men in alternate dimensions. Things get even weirder when ou...

Last call is coming, Beardos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony pull up a stool to discuss all things bar culture. From wild nightlife war stories and chaotic bar experiences to the ultimate list of pet peeves and annoyances that make us want to close our tabs immediately, the boys hold nothing back. Plus, we step behind the bar a...

Put your earbuds in and get ready to derail! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony start off attempting to discuss the world of audiobooks—which, in true Beardo fashion, stays on track for about four minutes before spiraling completely out of control. Anthony officially finished reading the dark romance novel Obsession by Harleigh Bec...

Tropes, dark romance disasters, and jet-lagged delirium! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony sprint through a debate on pop-culture tropes just so we can dive headfirst into literary chaos. Anthony and Jay read the controversial, dark romance novel Obsession by Harleigh Beck—and let's just say, it was definitely NOT for them. We are...

Survey says: absolute chaos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take a trip down television memory lane to talk all things game shows. From classic retro buzzer-beaters to modern daytime madness, the boys spiral down a rabbit hole of hilarious hypotheticals, dream contestant setups, and our favorite returning sponsor! Plus, the mys...

This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle the chaotic world of baby names. Jay airs all his grievances against kids born in the 2000s—specifically how every name sounds entirely identical despite having 47 unnecessary vowels and rogue apostrophes. Plus, Anthony experiences an on-air structural catastrophe by completely destroying a...

Clench your fists and buckle up, bitches! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern healthcare. It all starts with Anthony’s dramatic, ordeal-level doctor's appointment, leading the boys down a dozen unfiltered rabbit holes about their own wild medical encounters. Then, we take a deep...

Did you order a blowout or did you get a bl*wjob on live television? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are unpacking the viral QVC slip-up heard 'round the world before diving headfirst into two of our favorite topics: juicy cheeseburgers and unhinged Karen encounters. Inspired by live TV chaos, the boys rate their favorite burger...

Did it actually happen in 2020, or did your brain just mash all of lockdown into one giant fever dream? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are taking a nostalgic, hilarious, and slightly traumatic trip back to the COVID-19 pandemic. The boys look back at how they survived lockdown, the weird hobbies they actually enjoyed, and the u...

Everything is bigger in Texas—including our list of complaints! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take aim at the Lone Star State. We break down the very few things we actually like about Texas, and dive deep into the long list of things we absolutely cannot stand. Plus, this week's episode is brought to you by our questionable ne...

Wash your produce and buckle up, Beardos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are tackling the latest health panic sweeping the news: Cyclosporiasis. The boys dive into the hype around this parasitic stomach bug and openly question how much Big Pharma and Big Diet are pulling the strings behind the scenes. Speaking of questionable d...

Grab your golf balls and check your grip! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are heading out to the green for an episode entirely dedicated to the sport of golf. The boys discuss their personal love-hate relationship with the game. Sure, it’s an absolute nightmare for environmental resources, but is there anything better than getti...

Are those wedding bells or just the Major Arcana acting up? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are breaking down the biggest pop culture event of the year: the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding at Madison Square Garden! Inspired by America’s new royal wedding, the boys are diving deep into all things wedding culture—from the ga...

The cards have been dealt, Beardos! Welcome to the Season 9 premiere of Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast hosted by three gay millennial daddies—Joe, Jay, and Anthony. This season, we are trading our video game controllers for the occult as we kick off our official Tarot and witchcraft theme! In this unhinged season premiere, the boys peer into the crystal ball to f...

Episode 24 the FINALE: It’s the grand finale, Beardos! We’ve reached the end of the line for Season 8, and we’re dedicating this entire episode to the art of the finale . We dive into iconic pop culture endings and draft a list of everyday nuisances we wish would just end already. Inside the Season 8 Finale: Intro Shoutouts: We break down two viral videos that completely set the tone for today's s...

Episode 23: It’s time for Pride & Parody. This week, the boys celebrate Pride Month with their signature brand of unfiltered comedy and a heavy dose of straying completely off-topic. Highlights include: Mary Planners Panines: A special word from our sponsor about the wonders of microwaveable Italian sandwiches with questionable intentions. Beardo Check-In: We read and listen to the latest subm...

Episode 22: We’re sorry, Gen Z. It’s a somber but hilarious realization this week as the guys look at the youngest working generation and realize we owe them a massive apology. We break down the traits we love to make fun of, only to admit that Millennials and Boomers created the exact landscape they are surviving in. Highlights of this episode: The Apology Tour: Why Millennials need to take accou...

Episode 21: This week, we’re dealing with the heavy stuff... and the messy stuff. We open the floor to discuss the existential crises hanging over our heads, only for the tone to completely derail when Jay confesses to a nighttime accident that inspired this week’s lovely title. Highlights include: The Meaning of Life: Navigating existential dread in 2026. Freddy Pooper: Jay’s dream Beardo Communi...

Episode 20: Jay’s been be-bitched, and nobody is safe. This week, we’re dissecting Jay’s recent bad mood and lightheartedly pointing the finger at one of our own listeners for casting a hex on the studio. Highlights include: The Mood Ward: Exploring why Jay is vexed and how we’re handling it. Bad Driving Confessions: We expose ourselves and the dumbest mistakes we’ve ever made on the road. Crumbl...

Episode 19: Show us your aspics! This week, the boys talk sweets, but the episode quickly devolves from a classy debate on international desserts into a deep dive into the absolute horror of vintage meat aspics . Highlights include: The Dessert Debate: Our thoughts on global treats and sugar rushes. Beards & Sundries: A special message from our sponsor and their massive barrel of rainbow sherb...

Episode 18: Grab a glass of Boyd’s Famous Lemonade and bear with us—this one is a wild ride. This week, we’re reflecting on our past lives as professional drinkers, sharing stories that prove we’re lucky to be here today. Highlights of the chaos: Drinking Histories: We look back at the nights that shaped us (and the ones we can't remember). Technical Meltdown: Joe battles his setup in real-time, m...

Episode 17: If you’re late to this episode, don’t worry—we’re used to it. This week, we tackle the frustration of businesses that can’t stick to a schedule, Jay’s harrowing journey home from Florida on Delta , and our absolute excitement over a voicemail from Oscar Montoya (Dropout TV, Dimension 20) . Highlights of the chaos: The Time Struggle: Why Jay is done with his local pizza place. Things to...

Get out those tin foil hats and your industrial-sized popcorn buckets, beardos! This week we're wandering down the road of conspiracy via the gateway of the classic film, "The Truman Show". From Truman Capote to Harry S Truman, we're going to touch on every famous person with the name and how we think we might just be living in a simulation...