Beards & Sundries

The cards have been dealt, Beardos! Welcome to the Season 9 premiere of Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast hosted by three gay millennial daddies—Joe, Jay, and Anthony. This season, we are trading our video game controllers for the occult as we kick off our official Tarot and witchcraft theme! In this unhinged season premiere, the boys peer into the crystal ball to f...

Episode 24 the FINALE: It’s the grand finale, Beardos! We’ve reached the end of the line for Season 8, and we’re dedicating this entire episode to the art of the finale . We dive into iconic pop culture endings and draft a list of everyday nuisances we wish would just end already. Inside the Season 8 Finale: Intro Shoutouts: We break down two viral videos that completely set the tone for today's s...

Episode 23: It’s time for Pride & Parody. This week, the boys celebrate Pride Month with their signature brand of unfiltered comedy and a heavy dose of straying completely off-topic. Highlights include: Mary Planners Panines: A special word from our sponsor about the wonders of microwaveable Italian sandwiches with questionable intentions. Beardo Check-In: We read and listen to the latest subm...

Episode 22: We’re sorry, Gen Z. It’s a somber but hilarious realization this week as the guys look at the youngest working generation and realize we owe them a massive apology. We break down the traits we love to make fun of, only to admit that Millennials and Boomers created the exact landscape they are surviving in. Highlights of this episode: The Apology Tour: Why Millennials need to take accou...

Episode 21: This week, we’re dealing with the heavy stuff... and the messy stuff. We open the floor to discuss the existential crises hanging over our heads, only for the tone to completely derail when Jay confesses to a nighttime accident that inspired this week’s lovely title. Highlights include: The Meaning of Life: Navigating existential dread in 2026. Freddy Pooper: Jay’s dream Beardo Communi...

Episode 20: Jay’s been be-bitched, and nobody is safe. This week, we’re dissecting Jay’s recent bad mood and lightheartedly pointing the finger at one of our own listeners for casting a hex on the studio. Highlights include: The Mood Ward: Exploring why Jay is vexed and how we’re handling it. Bad Driving Confessions: We expose ourselves and the dumbest mistakes we’ve ever made on the road. Crumbl...

Episode 19: Show us your aspics! This week, the boys talk sweets, but the episode quickly devolves from a classy debate on international desserts into a deep dive into the absolute horror of vintage meat aspics . Highlights include: The Dessert Debate: Our thoughts on global treats and sugar rushes. Beards & Sundries: A special message from our sponsor and their massive barrel of rainbow sherb...

Episode 18: Grab a glass of Boyd’s Famous Lemonade and bear with us—this one is a wild ride. This week, we’re reflecting on our past lives as professional drinkers, sharing stories that prove we’re lucky to be here today. Highlights of the chaos: Drinking Histories: We look back at the nights that shaped us (and the ones we can't remember). Technical Meltdown: Joe battles his setup in real-time, m...

Episode 17: If you’re late to this episode, don’t worry—we’re used to it. This week, we tackle the frustration of businesses that can’t stick to a schedule, Jay’s harrowing journey home from Florida on Delta , and our absolute excitement over a voicemail from Oscar Montoya (Dropout TV, Dimension 20) . Highlights of the chaos: The Time Struggle: Why Jay is done with his local pizza place. Things to...

Get out those tin foil hats and your industrial-sized popcorn buckets, beardos! This week we're wandering down the road of conspiracy via the gateway of the classic film, "The Truman Show". From Truman Capote to Harry S Truman, we're going to touch on every famous person with the name and how we think we might just be living in a simulation...

Join us as we navigate a humorous and insightful discussion on how movies from the '90s and early 2000s age over time, with sharp takes on Hollywood stereotypes, problematic tropes, and cultural shifts. Plus, get an inside look at our quirky podcast antics and our newly revamped website with a fun game!

Episode 14: We’re getting literary—sort of. This week, the crew discusses "Salt, Fat, Ass and Heat," a deep dive into our reading habits, Joe’s extensive cookbook collection, and the childhood stories we still remember. Highlights include: Literary Trauma: The books we were forced to read in school that we still haven't forgiven. Page to Screen: Our definitive stance on book-to-movie adaptations....

Episode 13: STOP THE PRESSES! This week, we are exposing the "Masculine Masquerade." We’re taking a deep dive into the world of sports, hobbies, and traditions invented by straight men that are—let's be honest—just an excuse to be gay for one another. Today’s Top Stories: The Masquerade Exposed: From contact sports to bromances, we track the history of "straight" male bonding. The Recruitment: The...

Episode 12: The boys are back in town after a one-week hiatus of pure chaos. This week, we’re tackling the "Biggest Snowflake" ever—and we aren’t just talking about the weather. We discuss the erratic Oklahoma March storms and Jay’s harrowing romantic retreat to Colorado that left him without power, fighting hurricane-force winds, and channeling his inner Little House on the Prairie . Highlights i...

Get your Raye Dunn mugs, Stanley cups, and Target gift cards ready beardos... this week we are talking all things white people. From mild takes, like white people having low spice tolerance, to wild takes, like white people having no spice tolerance, this episode has it all! (if "it all" is white people related)

Episode 10: How do you react when your date's "assets" aren't what you expected? This week, the crew dives into the world of cringe-worthy bedroom experiences , including Jay’s unfortunate encounter with a "concave butt." Highlights of the episode: Cringe Confessions: We share the moments we wish we could erase from our memories. Beardo Gaming: Recapping our massive GTA 5 Online session with liste...

Episode 9: We’re kink shaming you right into the bedroom this week. In our most "transparent" episode yet, the crew opens up about what goes on behind closed doors. We talk about everything from the logistical nightmare of food in the bedroom to the psychological allure of uniforms , and some things that are definitely not FCC-approved. This week’s highlights: Bedroom Fashion: We select "appropria...

Episode 8: We are "Gooning for Jay" this week as we celebrate a life-changing milestone. Jay officially had his final cancer checkup following his 2020 diagnosis, and we’re reflecting on the journey, the perspective it’s given the whole crew, and why every day is a win. Also in this episode: CRUISING...the clean version: Jay breaks down his recent vacation and why everyone needs to get on a boat....

Get your sweatbands on, grab your two pound free weights, and get those knees UP, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about their gym experiences. From abusive old men, to men with tree trunks for legs, to women whose bob wigs aren't fooling anyone, we really hit every muscle group in our work out repertoire.

Beardos, you may have been hearing a buzz on the "lamestream" media about the alleged Jon Reilly "Christmas Album", but we are here to tell you that it's all fake. It's just the liberal media trying yet again to make baseless and foundless accusations about the Beards & Sundries Market (the greatest market, some say) to gain clout. Don't let this HOAX distract you from the wonderful conversati...

Season 8, Episode 5: Oklahoma got hit with 8 inches of snow, and we’ve officially developed Cabin Fever . This week, we discuss the struggle of being trapped inside during a historic January freeze and why we suddenly felt the need to re-watch Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever . Highlights include: The Great Snow-In: How we handled the Oklahoma winter blast. Movie Review: Literally only talked about PANCAKES...

Episode 4: Alcohol may be needed for this episode... let the roasting commence. We’ll be honest—we lost the plot on this one. What was supposed to be a cozy talk about snow days quickly devolved into Jay’s dating life , a Crumbl Cookie intervention with Anthony, and a lot of pre-show cocktails. Highlights of the chaos: Relationsips: Our "sponsor" segment featuring a drunk lady giving relationship...

Episode 3: It’s Millennials vs. Boomers in our most chaotic generational breakdown yet. This week, we discuss the "crimes" of our generation, from our obsession with 2006 nostalgia to the habits we refuse to give up. We also tackle the "Cream Pie" debate that went completely off the rails and offer a hint of s*x education for the confused. Highlights include: SNL Clips: as usual... we reference se...

Season 8, Episode 2: Strap in for a journey through pop culture chaos and road rage. This week, we discuss the viral resurgence of Sylvia Browne (Honey, the land!), our latest obsession with Crumbl Cookies , and the exciting world of dash cam drama and bad drivers . We also take a trip down memory lane with The Sims (again) , revisit those iconic Miracle Blade knife infomercials , and head to the...

In this Season 8 premiere , the Beards & Sundries crew dives into Level 8-1 with a deep dive into retro gaming nostalgia . We’re talking about The Sims , Sim City , and Roller Coaster Tycoon while looking ahead to the massive GTA 6 2026 release. As a top-ranked LGBTQ+ comedy podcast , we also tackle the weird intersection of AI and the bottled water industry . In This Episode, We’re Chatting A...