Beards & Sundries

It’s the Season 7 finale of Beards & Sundries , and we’re officially slamming the Burn Book shut. This week, we look back on the year, reflect on what worked, what didn’t, and what we’re hoping to bring into the new year when we return January 4 with Season 8 — because get ready for 8-bit of fun . Thankfully, we’re ringing in the chaos with the return of our most iconic sponsor yet: 88.8 The B...

This week on Beards & Sundries , we fully surrender to Christmas chaos. In the first half, we break down our very specific (and very strong) opinions on Christmas music — what belongs on repeat, what gets skipped immediately, and what should absolutely not be played in public settings. In the second half, we take a nostalgic turn and revisit some of our old commercials (growth is optional), th...

This week on Beards & Sundries , we’re taking a joyride straight back to the 2000s — a simpler, weirder time when Jeff Dunham , the Blue Collar Comedy Tour , and dial-up internet had us all in a chokehold. We unpack the chaos of early comedy, questionable fashion, and just how feral online life really was back then. Jay also spills a little family drama (because what’s nostalgia without trauma...

This week on Beards & Sundries , we’re going full investigative journalist — minus the credibility — as we talk true crime and the strange obsession the world (and us) has with it. From wild theories to real-life mysteries, nothing is off-limits… except maybe our search history after this episode. In the second half, we dive deep into the JonBenét Ramsey case , which means chaos, speculation,...

This week on Beards & Sundries , we get real — like, actually real — as we dive into constructive criticism, self-awareness, and learning how to handle ourselves (and each other) a little better. It’s part therapy session, part comedy show, and somehow still a mess… but in the best way. We even open up about a real moment of discourse in our friendship — how we handled it, what we learned, and...

This week on Beards & Sundries, things get real spicy as we talk all about sex — the good, the bad, and the “how did I even pull that off?” From our wild younger days to how age changes the game (and the stamina), nothing’s off limits. In the second half, we dive into our kinks — and yes, it’s every bit as chaotic, hilarious, and questionably educational as you’d expect. There’s at least one t...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re celebrating the ultimate holiday — Thanksgiving — the one time of year it’s socially acceptable to eat an entire pie and call it gratitude. Our sponsor this week? The Pronunciate Dictionary™ — finally, a book to help Jay say literally anything correctly. (Available wherever words are butchered.) After the break, things get surprisingly heartfelt as we dive...

This week on Beards & Sundries, the stars finally aligned — because Amazon didn’t crash our studio for once! Instead, we went intergalactic and talked about space, the mysterious 3I/ATLAS object, and the ongoing scam known as daylight savings time (seriously, who keeps approving this?). Then, we dive headfirst into the Mandela Effect, where we realize CERN probably broke reality — because Frui...

This week on Beards & Sundries, everything that could go wrong… did. Thanks to Amazon Web Services having a meltdown of biblical proportions, our studio crashed, our edits broke, and honestly — we’re lucky this episode even exists. But hey, the chaos fits us. Between tech disasters, we dive into the supernatural: ghosts, aliens, and all the creepy mysteries that make us question reality (and o...

Gather ‘round the rainbow campfire, kids — this week on Beards & Sundries , we’re sharing our deepest fears. From creepy crawlies to commitment issues, nothing is off-limits. Jay, of course, is terrified of something completely absurd (and honestly? relatable). After the break, we face our fears head-on — or at least pretend to — and decide which ones are actually rational… and which are just...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we face the ultimate terror — aging. From back pain that hits like a jump scare to skincare routines that could fund a small nation, we’re laughing (and crying) through the slow decay of our youthful glow. In the second half, we class things up just a little with a chat about horror literature — because if we’re gonna be scared, it might as well be by a book and...

This week on Beards & Sundries , we’re asking the eternal question: are horror movie victims actually dumb… or would we make the exact same boneheaded choices while running through the woods in the dark? Spoiler: one of us is tripping, one of us is screaming, and one of us is already dead in the opening credits. In the second half, we get brutally honest about how we’d survive in a horror flic...

This week on Beards & Sundries , Jay is back from his big gay European adventure and ready to spill all the tea — from cobblestone chaos to international wine goggles. He even dishes out his best survival tips for long-haul flights (spoiler: none involve crying in the airplane bathroom, but it’s implied). Our sponsor this week is BS Lingo™ — the only language app that teaches you essential phr...

Beardos, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have been on individual fitness journeys and as a result, they've found themselves shopping for new outfits more often. A task gay men notoriously hate... this week in the break room, we're talking about some of our favorite styles and what all Jay is going to be wearing (or not wearing) on his cruise! Join us for a scantily clad discussion as we attempt to stay on s...

Beardos, in a shocking turn of events at the market, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have produced an episode that is, dare I say, empathetic towards children. You won't want to miss this one, if only to revel in the fact of our near caring about tiny humans. 🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it. 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re venting about doctor appointments — the waiting rooms, the bills, the mystery pokes and prods — and of course, Jay’s medical adventures that somehow veer into territory no HIPAA form could prepare you for. Proudly sponsored by The Beards & Sundries Free Clinic™ — because nothing says “quality healthcare” like a clipboard, a coupon, and three gays with...

This week on Beards & Sundries , we’re raging against life’s tiny annoyances — the petty little inconveniences that shouldn’t matter but somehow ruin our whole vibe. Jay even gets a little intimate with a story that… well, you’ll just have to hear it to believe it. Our iconic sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Still Funny. (They are. Don’t lie....

This week on Beards & Sundries , we turn the spotlight (and the shade) on ourselves — because honestly, white people are out here acting real unhinged. From pumpkin spice addictions to clapping when the plane lands, we roast our own people with love… and just a dash of embarrassment. Proudly brought to you by our sponsor The Junk Room — the gay bar where one man’s junk is another man’s treasur...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re diving into the nightmare fuel that is toxic coworkers. You know the ones — the “we’re all family here” types who think free pizza makes up for unpaid overtime. In the second half, we flip the script and imagine just how spectacularly awful we could be as coworkers ourselves… purely for revenge, of course (HR, this is a joke). After a quick word from our v...

This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos...

This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we kick off with childhood summer memories: sticky snacks, suspicious church camps, and Jay's questionable hotdog etiquette. Anthony reveals his deep spiritual connection to Vacation Bible School, and we spiral from there. Then we turn our attention to the human dumpster fire known as Ryan Walters and Oklahoma proudly sliding into 50th place in education. Don’t...

This week on Beards & Sundries , things get real... and then real stupid. We’re talking CEOs behaving badly, political messes we can’t unsee, and yes — the Epstein files . It’s unhinged, uncomfortable, and somehow still hilarious. Because if we don’t laugh about the state of the world… we’ll cry into a vat of ranch and vote for Oprah. Oh — and don’t miss our very important sponsor this week: D...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we officially enter our “back in our day” era. That’s right — the avocado toast generation is now complaining about loud music, rising prices, and why no one uses punctuation anymore. We’re embracing our inner boomer energy and shouting into the void about how things just aren’t the same these days (because they’re not, and we have the group texts to prove it)....

You know what’s better than Glen Coco? Sketch comedy. 🎭 This week on Beards & Sundries , we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, fabulous world of skit shows — from the absolute iconic absurdity of MadTV to the cultural staple that is Saturday Night Live . We’re talking about the characters that shaped our humor, the sketches we still quote to this day, and the reason every millennial gay th...