Beards & Sundries

The beards are back and bitchier than ever! Season 7 kicks off with a Mean Girls -inspired bang as we return from break, celebrate Pride Month (because obviously), and catch up on all the chaotic joy we’ve missed. In the second half, we deep dive into the most outrageous cruise packages we could find. Then we wrap it all up with listener messages and a game inspired by Grand Theft Auto (no actual...

Season 6 of Beards & Sundries comes to a delightfully wicked end with our Villain Era Finale ! This week, we reflect on why we chose villainy in the first place (spoiler: it was fabulous), deliver a roast so savage it might leave third-degree burns , and play a chaotic game all about our favorite pop culture villains. We’ve got your usual listener content, unfiltered opinions, and all the snar...

We’re back in our sitcom era, and this time… it’s personal. In The One Where We Do This Again , we revisit our favorite sitcoms, question their aging process (some like fine wine, others like expired milk), and unleash episode two of our AI-written disasterpiece, Absolutely Not . Spoiler: it’s somehow worse, and that’s what makes it beautiful.

Beardos, it's no secret in the break room that Joe, Jay, and Anthony love a cruise. And this week talk about getting away for GAYcation on ships, in tents, and sometimes and the public park bathroom. We're talking all about traveling to relax and this is your invite to listen in!

This week on Beards & Sundries , we dive headfirst into the laugh tracks and lunacy of 90s American sitcoms—because wow, were they unhinged . From over-the-top characters to theme songs that slapped way too hard , we’re unpacking the chaos that raised a generation. Plus, we cooked up our own gloriously tacky sitcom surprise, just for our guests. As always, we dig into our beardo-submitted sund...

In this wildly unscientific and fully unhinged episode, we dive headfirst into the internet debate no one asked for: could 100 unarmed men take down a silverback gorilla? (Spoiler: no.) Join us as we mock the fragile confidence of straight men everywhere who believe they could survive a showdown with nature’s tank. Plus, in this week’s game, we take a detour into the jungle of Grindr and come up w...

Grab your banana hammocks, g-strings, or whatever swimwear you want and hop in our hot tub time machine, beardos, because this week we're diving into the sea of nostalgia! This week we're discussing some of the thins we remember fondly (or not so fondly) from our pasts. So get ready to either say, "Hey! I remember that!" or "Hey! Why am I listening to three old men reminisce?!" because this week w...

Grab your sombreros and margarita mix and get ready for a bit of a fiesta! This week the break room has a build your own nachos bar and we are piling the dry ground beef on by the spoonful. Join us as we talk about one of our favorite market topics... food! Specifically Tex-Mex! Listen in as we talk all our favorites, from Taco Bell to Casa Bonita, this episode has it all... if all you're looking...

Beardos, we are go for lift off... this week we're turning gravity down and the sass up! We're breaking down all things about outer space in the break room in this episode. So get your space suits ready and watch out for xenomorphs as we discuss everything from Katy Perry to chest bursters!

Well, it isn't quite 28 Days Later, but we're feeling Superbad this week and ready to Bring It On! On this episode of B&S, we're talking all about our favorite and not so favorite movies from the aughts. So gather round the breakroom and listen in as these American Psychos discuss all the 2000s films we love to hate.

Beardos, we like you have Googled some... unsavory things in our time. This week in the break room, we're pulling out our rather sizeable web histories just for you. You may want to use incognito mode for this episode, beardos!

Well beardos... the market is opening a bit late this week, but that's only because we were way down yonder on the Chattahoochee! This week we're putting on our spurs and chaps (assless, of course) and going full honky tonk by discussing all things country music. So, gitty on up to the campfire as we discuss our western favorites!

Beardos, have you ever encountered one of THOSE straights? You know... the one with truck nuts, a lifted Silverado, a dirty t-shirt they've been wearing for weeks, and who refuses to clean their ass because they're afraid of turning gay? Well, this week those guys are the subject of this international podcast! That's right, this week's break room conversation is NOT HR approved. But if you don't t...

Beardos, we've all been there. Whether you're sending spicy photos to that "special" friend, getting in a heated debate about Sandra's new diet with a coworker, or leaking classified government information... sometimes you just send the wrong things to the wrong people! This week, to stay on brand with the current state of the "country", we're talking all things texting mishap! So, tell Fabio TTYL...

No need to go to the break room this week, beardos! We're convening in the candy section of aisle 4 for this round table discussion. That's right, this week we're talking candy! From Runts, to Nerds, to Peeps, and every other vaguely offensive candy name... we cover it all!

Beardos, we've all worked in a toxic environment at one point or another. Hell, you may be in one now! But, get out of Jay's ass and join us in the work room as we talk about career changes and why people leave the workplace. From micromanagers to microaggressions, this week we're stocking out all the reasons to leave your crap job.

Grab your pogs and slammers and get on down to the break room, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving into trends both past and present. From the trends we hate to the ones we love, we're stocking them all just for you this week.

Beardos... we've all been there. Home from school, watching daytime television, finding out who the father is in real time. Having a sick day! This week we're deep diving our sick day habits both present and past. So gather round the break room as we learn the results of the DNA test.

Beardos this week we owe some apologies to the our official podcast mascot, Jon Reilly. So, brace yourselves for us to eat some crow before we dig into planes hitting them instead. From Anthony actually saying sorry on air to a $27 tuna salad sandwich, this episode is sure to have something for everyone!

Beardos, we don't about you, but here at the market we're sick and tired of commercial love month. So, this week we're taking a break to talk about one of Anthony's favorite topics... horror movies! This week we're going to find out which of us would survive a horror film and why we would or wouldn't make the final cut... so gather round the break room and listen in as things take a terrifying tur...

It's ALIVE! It's ALIVE! It's... an episode dedicated to dating. It's the month of love so we're talking about our own dating lives in the break room this week, beardos. After that, Joe and Anthony take to the drawing board to try and build the perfect date for Jay. So, grab your lightning rods (heh heh) and gather round while we dive into the wonderful world of dating!

Beardos, we know this episode is coming out a bit late, but we promise it's still going to feel too early. This week, we're talking about Valentine's Day! That's right, everyone's favorite day of corporate-approved love is upon us and this February we're tackling it early! So gather round with your box of chocolates and listen in as we discuss some of our earliest Valentine memories...

We're four episodes into the new season, beardos, and we're FINALLY addressing this season's topic... villains! That's right, this week in the break room of the secret lair we're discussing a few of our favorite fictional foes. From Cruella to Rita Repulsa, this week we're getting our bad on sooooo good.

Beardos we're coming into the third full week of January and WHOA NELLY, have things been coming at us fast. Especially the topic of this week's episode... the looming TikTok ban. Joe and Jay are avid TikTok fans and Anthony... well, he tolerates it. This week we discuss all things TikTok, our thoughts on our governments choice to legislate this instead of any real issues facing Americans, and we...

The market isn't mad at you, beardos... just disappointed. This week Anthony, Joe, and Jay recoup from the trials and tribulations of 2025... and we're not even two weeks in. So, gather round and listen in while we talk all things on our nerves.