Beards & Sundries

Welcome back, beardos! Don your henchmen uniforms and prepare to join the B&S Cabal... this season the market is taking on a slight more... sinister vibe. So join in and listen up while we talk about everything season 6 has in store.

Well beardos... this marks the end of our season. But we're leaving you with a new song and a sneak peek at something we've made jus for you. So be the hoes you are and listen round as we discuss some of our best Christmas memories.

Beardos the last week and a half has been... interesting, to say the least. We saw the shooting of a CEO of a massive healthcare conglomerate well known for killing Americans by the hundreds if not thousands... for profit. This week, we're going to talk fairly openly about our thoughts on this and why the current state of America has led us to this point. So circle round for silly talk about a ser...

***FIXED*** Beardos, Thanksgiving is over, and we are hung... over. This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony attempt to talk about their Thanksgiving experiences but things go a liiiiiiittle off the rails. So, from "Scary Movie" to "9 to 5" enjoy our random conversations as we fail at our attempt to make a themed episode! Hunky Tops Apparel: Latino & Queer-Owned, Celebrating Pride with Style

The cold weather is blowing in, beardos, and with it all the things your three hosts love about winter. This week we discuss our favorite season, build a charcuterie board, and Jay takes his old-timey personality to new and stupid levels. Gather round aisle four and listen in as we barely manage to stay on topic!

Well, beardos... the time has come for the roast of Oklahoma. The Sooner State has been notoriously unkind to queer people, so we're giving her a tiny dose of her own medicine. Listen in as we commiserate on all the things we dislike about living in the Bible Belt. But before you think it's all negativity... Joe, Jay, and Anthony deep dive one of Joe's favorite films and then find their own reason...

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***TRIGGER WARNING*** This episode will be discussing the 2024 election results. If you're still struggling with this specific topic, as I think many are, then feel free to hold onto this episode for a later day or skip it altogether. Much love to you all! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, beardos, if you're feeling a bit lik...

It's election week, beardos, and if you're anything like us you're too stressed to be blessed. This week, we're doing our civic duty and talking about the election. But don't worry, there's still plenty of fun to be had this week as we decide which Presidents we'd like to smash and discover the curse of saying "Michael Moore" in Oklahoma. vote.org

Trick or treat? Well, at the B&S Market we always have tricks that treat, beardos! This week we talk about some of our favorite Halloween costumes and parties as well as our plans for this years spookiest day of the year. From pumpkins to pumpkin-f*ckers, this episode is sure to please the ghosts living in your closets.

Fallelujah, beardos! This week we continue our annual tradition of waxing poetic about our favorite season of the year, Fall! From Pumpkin Spice to hoodies fresh from the dryer, we're covering all the things that make Fall the best time of the year!

Get those lace-fronts looking RIGHT beardos, because this week we're talking all about drag. From Raja to Willow Pill, we're covering as much drag fierceness as our hour and a half time slot will allow.

Get ready for an episode that's nearly two-thirds as good as usual! This week Anthony left Jay and Joe alone in the market with no supervision so there's no telling WHAT this episode is about... because I didn't watch it before typing the notes. Enjoy!

Beardos, it's no secret your favorite store clerks are fans of fall, and with September coming to a close, all of our favorite autumn treats are just around the corner! Gather round the breakroom as Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all things Autumn!

Careful running away from that killer, beardos... we all know you're going to trip over a root and they'll mysteriously manifest right in front of you. We also know that when you're a big city reporter, you just need to go to a small town to find love! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony explore all sorts of tropes from movies and TV. But don't worry, this won't have been a dream the whole time... Po...

Look, beardos, we all know dating can be a bit of a beast... that's why this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are helping you navigate the dating world with all of our "expert" advice! After the break, we commit our own dating foul and discuss our thoughts on the recent presidential debate. So, grab your Listerine breath strips and your best button down and join us as we hand out our sage wisdom instead...

***SPOILER ALERT*** This episode contains spoilers about the recent movie "Twisters". This week things really blow in the market, beardos... and they suck, too! We're talking all about the new movie Twisters and give our thoughts both as cinema-goers and Oklahomans. Get ready for a twist of an episode, beardos!

Okay beardos, saddle up for the very first top ten episode. Do we love our fries animal style or do we love our burgers from Braum's? In this episode you'll find out!

We all need to keep a roof over our head in modern society, but in America this can prove... challenging. Join Jay, Joe, and Anthony this week as they talk all things housing and home-ownership. • Campfire | A straight man searches a ...

Are you tired of the straights clogging the aisles in the market, beardos? Well, so are we! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss why gays are simply faster than straights.

Get out the plastic couch covers and scotch guard, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss the current presidential and vice presidential candidates. From couch lovers to midwest princesses, you won't want to miss our commentary during this lunch break.

Prepare for something soooooooo original, beardos... this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony give you ALL their thoughts on the Olympics while sitting on their fat asses. Join us as we talk events we like, events we don't, and why we think the Olympics isn't the international unifier it used to be!

Beardos have you ever wondered what life was like on the other side of the fence? Because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all things money and how they would spend their fortunes.

Crochet? More like CroHEY! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all things hobbies and crafts. From the hobbies we currently have to the ones we want to have, this episode covers all our favorite pastimes. Hunky Tops @ https://hunkytops.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Closing Theme: Happy Fe...

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