Beards & Sundries

Beardos, we like you have Googled some... unsavory things in our time. This week in the break room, we're pulling out our rather sizeable web histories just for you. You may want to use incognito mode for this episode, beardos!

Well beardos... the market is opening a bit late this week, but that's only because we were way down yonder on the Chattahoochee! This week we're putting on our spurs and chaps (assless, of course) and going full honky tonk by discussing all things country music. So, gitty on up to the campfire as we discuss our western favorites!

Beardos, have you ever encountered one of THOSE straights? You know... the one with truck nuts, a lifted Silverado, a dirty t-shirt they've been wearing for weeks, and who refuses to clean their ass because they're afraid of turning gay? Well, this week those guys are the subject of this international podcast! That's right, this week's break room conversation is NOT HR approved. But if you don't t...

Beardos, we've all been there. Whether you're sending spicy photos to that "special" friend, getting in a heated debate about Sandra's new diet with a coworker, or leaking classified government information... sometimes you just send the wrong things to the wrong people! This week, to stay on brand with the current state of the "country", we're talking all things texting mishap! So, tell Fabio TTYL...

No need to go to the break room this week, beardos! We're convening in the candy section of aisle 4 for this round table discussion. That's right, this week we're talking candy! From Runts, to Nerds, to Peeps, and every other vaguely offensive candy name... we cover it all!

Beardos, we've all worked in a toxic environment at one point or another. Hell, you may be in one now! But, get out of Jay's ass and join us in the work room as we talk about career changes and why people leave the workplace. From micromanagers to microaggressions, this week we're stocking out all the reasons to leave your crap job.

Grab your pogs and slammers and get on down to the break room, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving into trends both past and present. From the trends we hate to the ones we love, we're stocking them all just for you this week.

Beardos... we've all been there. Home from school, watching daytime television, finding out who the father is in real time. Having a sick day! This week we're deep diving our sick day habits both present and past. So gather round the break room as we learn the results of the DNA test.

Beardos this week we owe some apologies to the our official podcast mascot, Jon Reilly. So, brace yourselves for us to eat some crow before we dig into planes hitting them instead. From Anthony actually saying sorry on air to a $27 tuna salad sandwich, this episode is sure to have something for everyone!

Beardos, we don't about you, but here at the market we're sick and tired of commercial love month. So, this week we're taking a break to talk about one of Anthony's favorite topics... horror movies! This week we're going to find out which of us would survive a horror film and why we would or wouldn't make the final cut... so gather round the break room and listen in as things take a terrifying tur...

It's ALIVE! It's ALIVE! It's... an episode dedicated to dating. It's the month of love so we're talking about our own dating lives in the break room this week, beardos. After that, Joe and Anthony take to the drawing board to try and build the perfect date for Jay. So, grab your lightning rods (heh heh) and gather round while we dive into the wonderful world of dating!

Beardos, we know this episode is coming out a bit late, but we promise it's still going to feel too early. This week, we're talking about Valentine's Day! That's right, everyone's favorite day of corporate-approved love is upon us and this February we're tackling it early! So gather round with your box of chocolates and listen in as we discuss some of our earliest Valentine memories...

We're four episodes into the new season, beardos, and we're FINALLY addressing this season's topic... villains! That's right, this week in the break room of the secret lair we're discussing a few of our favorite fictional foes. From Cruella to Rita Repulsa, this week we're getting our bad on sooooo good.

Beardos we're coming into the third full week of January and WHOA NELLY, have things been coming at us fast. Especially the topic of this week's episode... the looming TikTok ban. Joe and Jay are avid TikTok fans and Anthony... well, he tolerates it. This week we discuss all things TikTok, our thoughts on our governments choice to legislate this instead of any real issues facing Americans, and we...

The market isn't mad at you, beardos... just disappointed. This week Anthony, Joe, and Jay recoup from the trials and tribulations of 2025... and we're not even two weeks in. So, gather round and listen in while we talk all things on our nerves.

Welcome back, beardos! Don your henchmen uniforms and prepare to join the B&S Cabal... this season the market is taking on a slight more... sinister vibe. So join in and listen up while we talk about everything season 6 has in store.

Well beardos... this marks the end of our season. But we're leaving you with a new song and a sneak peek at something we've made jus for you. So be the hoes you are and listen round as we discuss some of our best Christmas memories.

Beardos the last week and a half has been... interesting, to say the least. We saw the shooting of a CEO of a massive healthcare conglomerate well known for killing Americans by the hundreds if not thousands... for profit. This week, we're going to talk fairly openly about our thoughts on this and why the current state of America has led us to this point. So circle round for silly talk about a ser...

***FIXED*** Beardos, Thanksgiving is over, and we are hung... over. This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony attempt to talk about their Thanksgiving experiences but things go a liiiiiiittle off the rails. So, from "Scary Movie" to "9 to 5" enjoy our random conversations as we fail at our attempt to make a themed episode! Hunky Tops Apparel: Latino & Queer-Owned, Celebrating Pride with Style

The cold weather is blowing in, beardos, and with it all the things your three hosts love about winter. This week we discuss our favorite season, build a charcuterie board, and Jay takes his old-timey personality to new and stupid levels. Gather round aisle four and listen in as we barely manage to stay on topic!

Well, beardos... the time has come for the roast of Oklahoma. The Sooner State has been notoriously unkind to queer people, so we're giving her a tiny dose of her own medicine. Listen in as we commiserate on all the things we dislike about living in the Bible Belt. But before you think it's all negativity... Joe, Jay, and Anthony deep dive one of Joe's favorite films and then find their own reason...

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***TRIGGER WARNING*** This episode will be discussing the 2024 election results. If you're still struggling with this specific topic, as I think many are, then feel free to hold onto this episode for a later day or skip it altogether. Much love to you all! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, beardos, if you're feeling a bit lik...

It's election week, beardos, and if you're anything like us you're too stressed to be blessed. This week, we're doing our civic duty and talking about the election. But don't worry, there's still plenty of fun to be had this week as we decide which Presidents we'd like to smash and discover the curse of saying "Michael Moore" in Oklahoma. vote.org

Trick or treat? Well, at the B&S Market we always have tricks that treat, beardos! This week we talk about some of our favorite Halloween costumes and parties as well as our plans for this years spookiest day of the year. From pumpkins to pumpkin-f*ckers, this episode is sure to please the ghosts living in your closets.