Beards & Sundries

It's season 5 and we are FED UP with the news, beardos. Join us in our relentless anger as we talk all things news. The Random Hour https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kyle-crump/support patreon.com/beardsandsundries Hunky Tops @ https://hunkytops.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Closing...

As we close down the market for the end of season four, Joe, Jay, and Anthony reflect on the all the laughs and petty grievances along the way, as well as give a sneak peek at what's in store (pun intended) for season five. Hunky Tops @ https://hunkytops.com/sundries Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJL...

The title says it all and we refuse to elaborate, so you'll just have to listen to the damn episode! Gemma Amor @ https://gemmaamorauthor.com/ Hunky Tops @ https://hunkytops.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good Folks License code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

Purse those lips and shake those hips, beardos... this week we're heading to the clothing aisles to get decked out in high fashion. From cargo shorts to Express vests, this week's episode has everything. Hunky Tops @ https://hunkytops.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Closing Theme: Happy Feel...

Send us a Text Message. Fire up the Delorean (or a hot tub, I don't know what kind of time machine you have...) and get ready for a trip down memory lane. This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony get nostalgia boners for Blockbuster and TV Guide and just how far we've come. PodUp @ https://podup.com/ Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme...

Send us a Text Message. Open the doors to aisle four? I'm afraid we can't do that, beardos... this week in the break room, Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss AI and it's implications and uses in our lives. PodUp @ https://podup.com/ Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX...

Send us a Text Message. Grab a playbill, a glass of chardonnay, and take your seats, beardos! This week we have a very special musical episode of Beards & Sundries! We're joined by Jon Reilly of the But A Song podcast, and we talk all about our favorite music from our youths to present. Prepare to beg us for an encore, as we discuss all things musical! But A Song Pod @ https://linktr.ee/butasongpo...

Send us a Text Message. Don your capes and get your faces painted, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are shedding their secret identities to become the gay heroes they were born to be. Gather round the break room to hear us talk all about hair cuts, clothes that fit, Beyonce, and all the other things that give us our gay powers! PodUp @ https://podup.com/ Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com...

Send us a Text Message. Get ready to suck up all that... dust! With a vacuum! Because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about household chores and their hatred for (most) of them. Dirty Laundry @ https://www.dropout.tv/dirty-laundry PodUp @ https://podup.com/ Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron P...

Send us a Text Message. This week in the market, we're getting our extra buttery popcorn popped and spiking our sodas from the fountain machine with the hip flasks we snuck in... as we discuss the movie Mean Girls. That's right, Joe, Jay, and Anthony all aspects of the iconic cult classic including the characters, memorable scenes, and the impact of the film. So, grab your pinkest headphones and l...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your Trapper Keepers, beardos! In this episode, Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss their experiences with learning in school, including topics like foreign languages, math, and science. They reminisce about using book socks, learning about mitochondria, and memorizing times tables. So, get ready to experience your days getting bullied again, as we discuss all things school!...

Send us a Text Message. This week in the market... Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss their first experiences with pornography, their favorite porn stars, and the differences between amateur and professional porn. They reminisce about the early days of watching porn and the conversation also touches on the evolution of technology and how it has changed the way people consume porn. So, grab your naughty...

Send us a Text Message. ***TRIGGER WARNING*** We shit on children in this episode. (metaphorically, of course) In this episode, Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss the decision to be childless and the cost of raising children. They also delve into the political climate and the impact of climate change on future generations. The conversation covers various topics including weather, education, military fu...

Send us a Text Message. March is over and here at the market we're not ready to let it go. Join Joe, Jay, and Anthony as they talk about some of their favorite things in the month of March and go down a potato rabbit hole... Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your Nokia 5110s and your custom cases... this week we talk all things cell phones. From the apps to Google Maps, we cover all things smartphone.

Send us a Text Message. Get ready to cyber us sooooooo hard, beardos, because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving into everyone's favorite time-wasters... social media apps! From MySpace to Sit On My Face... I mean Grindr... we're stocking out all the hot loads of virtual friendship we can handle. Trixie Deluxxe @ linktr.ee/trixiedeluxxe Sheila from Accounting @ https://linktr.ee/thesheilaf...

Send us a Text Message. Beardos, are you listening to this weeks episode topless? Because our mimosas are bottomless! This week, we stock out the orange juice and prosecco in an episode all about gay church... brunch! So get your eating short shorts on and listen in while we talk all about the gayest meal of the day. Kraft Dinner @ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Dinner Episode artwork by Aaro...

Send us a Text Message. Beardos, are your habits normal? This week we discuss what constitutes for normal and abnormal in our daily lives. Joe Fenti @ https://www.tiktok.com/@fentifriedchicken?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Goo...

Send us a Text Message. **Trigger warning for bullying, self-harm, and mentions of suicide** This week we're departing from our typical episode content to talk about the very real and serious issues facing the LGBTQ+ community, and more specifically our trans and non-binary members. The Trevor Project @ https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ GoFundMe for Nex @ https://www.gofundme.com/f/dagny-benedict?...

Send us a Text Message. Jesus is risen and so are we, beardos! This week the market gets HOLE-y as we discuss the ultimate bleeding heart liberal... Jesus Christ. Joe, Jay, and Anthony break down all the reasons Jesus was a socialist and would be despised by many members of his own church today. Gen Z Bible Stories @ https://www.tiktok.com/@gen.z.bible.stories?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Epi...

Send us a Text Message. Trickle down to the market this week, beardos, as we recant all the celebrities we think are in hell (or not). Reagan is obviously there, but what about Bea Arthur?? Tune in and find out! Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Pastor Gabe Ussey: Something Greater by All Good Fol...

Send us a Text Message. Near... far... wherever you are... make sure you tune into this weeks episode of Beards & Sundries as we discuss our survival strategies for the movie "Titanic". Whether or not you think Leo should have lived, this episode is sure to satisfy. Camp Damascus @ https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250874627/campdamascus Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ O...

Send us a Text Message. Does the cold weather have you longing for a warm beach under the summer sun? Or do you just want to get away to a ski lodge and get snowed in for a week? Either way, the Beards & Sundries market has all the goods you need to pack for your trip. Tune in as Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss some of their favorite vacation spots as well as places they'd like to visit. Palworld @...

Send us a Text Message. Touch my test tube and get my bunsen burner going, beardos, because this week's episode is all about gay science! Why do we talk like that? Why do we walk so fast? Why are we just plain better? All of the answers can be found in aisle 4! Rob Anderson @ linktr.ee/heartthrobanderson Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaro...

Send us a Text Message. Rainy days in the market mean we're running out of bread and milk, but thankfully our supply of bad attitudes is nearly endless! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about rainy days and bad drivers, everyone's favorite combo! Bitches with Beards @ https://pod.link/1671378459?utm_source=newsletter.podcastdelivery.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=307-call-out-that-corpo...