Beards & Sundries

Send us a Text Message. Welcome to season 4, beardos! We're seven days in and oh what a year it's been so far. Get ready to hear about our goals for the new year and some issues that hit close to home for all three of us. Nuggets @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul Low License code: KITO9...

Send us a Text Message. Gather round the fireplace, beardos, because the stockings aren't the only things that are hung in this episode. Joe, Jay, and Anthony have each selected traditional Christmas stories... and re-wrote them, Beards & Sundries style. So get your hot cocoa ready and send the kids away, while we regale you with this special holiday episode. https://www.goodpizzagreatpizza.com/ E...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your whack-a-mole hammers and get ready to smash or pass in this very special Christmas episode, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony decide what is or isn't smash-worthy about the holiday season. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Smash or Pass: Relatives Edition:  License...

Send us a Text Message. Travel back in time to the 90's as we leave milk and Oreos out for Santa before we tuck ourselves in to wake up to those sweet, sweet Christmas gifts of our youths. Will we get the N64 we've been wanting, or will great aunt Helen bring more socks? Listen in to this week's episode to find out, beardos! Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme:...

Send us a Text Message. Prime your shower shots and give yourselves a whore bath, Beardos. This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about the apps and even old school dating sites. So search Craigslist for M4M and hope it's not a murderer as we talk all things gay hookup... Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGG...

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Send us a Text Message. This week, we're most thankful for YOU, our beardos! So tune in and listen to us get sappy about our appreciation for the listeners who make this podcast possible. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Thank You, Listeners: Miami 1987 by Hey Pluto License code: 9VOLBTKR5DX6S4LV Closing T...

Send us a Text Message. You asked we (sort of) delivered, beardos! In this episode we talk about how we all met and became the podcast hosts we are today. Get ready to hear all about our pasts as we ruminate on how we all met. victorthegoodboss @ https://www.instagram.com/victorthegoodboss/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code:...

Send us a Text Message. Okay beardos... it's thankful month and we're kicking off with (little) things we're most thankful for. So, be like Blink 182 and think of all the small things, while we ruminate on the tiny pleasures of life. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Carpenter Ant Diet: When We Get There by...

Send us a Text Message. Listen up gumshoes... we have a killer on the lose and only Detective Assplunder and Dr. Annal Beeds can find him and stop his murder spree. Join us this week for a very special Halloween episode of Beards & Sundries! The Fall of the House of Usher @ https://www.netflix.com/title/81414665 Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by No...

Send us a Text Message. Don your black veils and fake tears, beardos, because today we're merching the caskets. Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about death in this episode. From their preferred methods of expiration to their most off the wall funeral ideas, this episode brings some levity to a heavy subject. geodesaurus @ https://www.tiktok.com/@geodesaurus?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Episode...

Send us a Text Message. Break out the EMF readers and blurry cameras, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about some of their favorite "true" horror stories and myths. From Mothman to Slenderman, we dive into the spookiest aisle in the market. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Spooky Hunters; Bri...

Send us a Text Message. The night falls quickly upon us, beardos, so gather round the Bota Box in aisle four and prepare to be truly frightened as we spin horrible tales of real problems we face in adulthood. From tR*mpism to hemorrhoids, we discuss the terrifying ordeal of existing in modern times. Fulllight Tech @ fulllighttech.top Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Openin...

Send us a Text Message. Watch your step, beardos, because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony dive headfirst into a pit of quicksand as we discuss all of the problems we imagined having as adults. From spontaneous combustion to permanent records, we're stocking out every unbased childhood fear we prepared for so eagerly in our youth. That's Spooky Podcast @ http://thatsspooky.com/ Episode artwork by A...

Send us a Text Message. Spike your hair and login to your AOL accounts, beardos. This week we plunder the aisles of memories as Joe, Jay, and Anthony recall the highlights of their high school and college years. From crispy hair to awkward sexual experiences, we cover all the highlights of blossoming into the fat gays we are today. Christopher Ryan Stamey @ https://www.tiktok.com/@w8ing4guffman Ep...

Send us a Text Message. Grab your gears tight and get ready to grind them beardos. This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony dig into the complaints box only to find all their own pet peeves! From bad drivers to bad manners, is there anything that doesn't irritate our hosts? Listen in to find out! I've Had It Podcast @ https://ivehaditpodcast.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Op...

Send us a Text Message. Look up to the stars, preferably skyclad, beardos! This week, we solve the mysteries of the universe using the tried and true divination method of astrology. Find out our hosts' star signs and what they think about horoscopes as we plunder the occult section of the market this week. Tom Taylor Studios @ https://www.tomtaylorstudios.com/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https...

Send us a Text Message. Grab you Nesquik, Fruit Loops, and favorite action figure, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are deep diving some of their favorite classic cartoons. So gather round the boob tube and settle in, as we talk everything from Captain Planet to Recess. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1...

Send us a Text Message. Are you a millennial? Does it give you some sick pleasure to MURDER innocent industries?? Well beardos, grab your axes and gather round the breakroom while Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about all the things our generation has rendered obsolete. Jaboody Dubs @ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ30YNIcUWuSz8eVJZtLEjw Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Open...

Send us a Text Message. Whip out those power tools and get to work, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss home ownership, improvement, and the reality TV shows about both (and ways to turn them into drinking games). So, head on over to home goods and grab that Adirondack chair you've always wanted while we ruminate over all things domestic. Toadberg.com @ Toadberg.com Episode artwork by...

Send us a Text Message. Break out the truck nuts, Natty Lite, and fart jokes, beardos... this week Jay, Joe, and Anthony are talking all about toxic masculinity. From making motorcycles your personality to lifting your truck so high you need an oxygen tank, we cover the gamut. Facebookcomments @ https://www.tiktok.com/@facebookcomments Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Open...

Send us a Text Message. Get out your foil hats, beardos, because this week Jay, Joe, and Anthony are diving into the world of conspiracy theories. So gather round the grassy knoll and join in on this weeks very conspicuous lunch break! Serial Podcast @ https://serialpodcast.org/ Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB...

Send us a Text Message. Have a seat on the couch and tell us all about what's on your mind, beardos... this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle their own struggles with mental health. We even take a Buzzfeed quiz to find out just how messed up we are. So grab your meds and listen to us chat about some funny (and some not so funny) things we've experienced in the wide world of psychiatry, therapy, an...

Send us a Text Message. Get ready to head straight to the pharmacy for some Xanax, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are bringing you every irrational fear they could find in the back of the market... and there were a lot. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Shanee's Ragtime Saloon & Player Piano Muse...

Send us a Text Message. It's the one year anniversary of the opening of the Beards & Sundries Market! So gather round at aisle four, beardos, as Joe, Jay, and Anthony reminisce about all the ups and downs of the previous 365 days. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/ Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah Smith License code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE Beards & Sundries Sponsor Extravaganza Albu...