Allegedly Astrology

PATREON UNLOCKED! In this Patreon ep from 2022. we’re talking about the astrology behind the Halloween classic Hocus Pocus. We talk about its v poorly chosen release date (big Venus conjunct the South Node energy), the nodal opposition when it started to become popular, the movie’s biwheel with Bette Midler, and more! CONTACT YA GURLS: Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouT...

LIZZIE BORDEN TOOK AN AXE AND GAVE HER MOTHER FORTY WHACKS. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of one of the wildest charts we’ve seen in recent memory: Lizzie Borden. We discuss her synastry with her dad, what was going on when she was acquitted, her legacy in pop culture and more! CONTACT YA GURLS: Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlya...

I’M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU UNTIL YOU DROP MACKLEMORE. In this Allegedly in the News minisode, we discuss the astrology of Ed Sheeran dropping Macklemore from the Loop Tour and the controversy and backlash that followed. We reminisce about the song “Thrift Shop,” check out what placements make Macklemore so politically outspoken, check out transits to see why literally the whole world is mad...

THE RETURN OF A 2000s HEARTTHROB. This episode, we're covering the astrology of 2000s teen idol Josh Hartnett. We discuss his birth chart, what was going on when he got his lucky break, his career renaissance, Oppenheimer and more! CONTACT YA GURLS: Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter...

SAD FOR US, HAPPY FOR SANDRA. In this Allegedly in the News episode, the girls discuss how we were personally victimized by watching Practical Magic 2 and compare its chart to the OG and cult fave Practical Magic. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Subscribe on YouTube! // Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gma...

ELYSE IS BACK! This episode, your three favorite hosts reunite to discuss the astrology of Artificial Intelligence. We discuss society transits leading to the AI revolution, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's gnarly chart, Alan Turing, ChatGPT, the mega viral X whistleblower post, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episod...

ALL HAIL THE PSL! In this Unlocked Patreon episode from 2023, we’re covering the astrology of Starbucks’ iconic Pumpkin Spice Latte. We discuss how the debilitated planets in its launch chart could lead to innovation, how Venus in Scorpio could explain the dedication of its fandom, what was going on when it got super popular in 2008, its biwheel with Starbucks, and more!

SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD! In this episode, we're breaking down the astrology of Hayden Panettiere. We discuss her domicile planets, how she was born during eclipse season, her IC and more!

UGH THIS ONE HURTS. We're unlocking this Patreon exclusive episode in honor of the Big Three Earth Queen herself Dolly Parton. We discuss her biwheel with with hubbie Carl Thomas Dean and duet partner Porter Wagoner, what was happening during the 9 to 5 premiere, what in her chart indicates her charity work, and more!

TONIIIIIGHT, WE ARE SEPARATED. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of recently separated Scorpio Margaret Qualley and Aries Jack Antonoff. We discuss their Big Threes, synastry, composite chart and more! If you like this episode and want to learn more about the astrology of love, relationships, chart compatibility, and how to time love, breakups, makeups and more, sign up for the A...

EXTRA, EXTRA! In this Allegedly in the News minisode, Sarah is breaking down the transits surrounding Ariana Grande's announcement to step back from the public eye. She talks about Ariana's big three, the importance of Venus for Ariana this year, the South Node on her mars, themes of restriction and more! Private episodes of Allegedly Astrology available exclusively on Patreon. Paid subscription r...

In this unlocked Patreon episode from February 2026, we're talking all about the astrology of Blockbuster. We discuss its Libra Sun and Jupiter in Aquarius, its synastry with Netflix, what went down when it went bankrupt and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter Book Readings With...

In this unlocked Patreon episode from August 2025, we're gabbing all about the astrology of Sydney Sweeney. We discuss Sydney's Big Three, the transits happening when Euphoria premiered, what her Venus in Scorpio in the first house means, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter B...

In this unlocked Patreon episode from March 2026, we're talking about the astrology of child star turned Hollywood star turned performance artist turned inide star Shia LaBeouf. We discuss his Gemini - Sag clownness, his 12th house placements, his synastry with Mia Goth and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! www.youtube.com/@allegedlyast...

PRIDE! EGO! GLAM! LEOPARD PRINT! THEATER KID ANTICS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! This episode, we're coming to you with all the information, tips and themes you can expect for Jupiter in Leo — including horoscopes for each rising sign. Chic! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. Subscribe on YouTube! Follow us...

SHE THINKS THAT SHE MAY BE THE VOICE OF HER GENERATION. OR AT LEAST A VOICE. OF A GENERATION. This episode, we're talking all about the astrology of Lena Dunham. We speculate about her rising sign, check out her synastry with Jenni Konner and Jack Antonoff, see what was going on when Girls premiered and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts...

HAPPY PRIDE. ENJOY THIS PATREON EPISODE FROM JUNE 2025. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the Stonewall Riots. We discuss how Mercury in Gemini got everyone talking, the OG night’s Aries Rising, Marsha P. Johnson, how people in the 1960s couldn’t fathom the existence of lesbians, predictions, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE SLOWEST SLOW BURN ROMANCE OF THEM ALL. In this Allegedly in the News Minisode, we're breaking down the astrology of the will they, won't they duo of the decade Keke Palmer and Sean Evans. We look at what was happening when Keke first appeared on Hot Ones, their synastry and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastr...

NO MAN IS WORTH RIHANNA UNFOLLOWING YOU! This episode, we're diving into the Summer House saga that rocked the Bravoverse and beyond. We explore the synastry between Amanda, Kyle, West, and Ciara, break down the cosmic compatibility, the red flags, and the relationship dynamics at play, and answer the question everyone is asking: Are Amanda and West actually the real deal? // CONTACT YA GURLS // S...

THE NEWS NEVER SLEEPS. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of Ted Turner. We break down how his Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, and Sagittarius Rising made him one of the boldest and most unconventional entrepreneurs in media history. From creating the 24-hour news cycle with CNN to his larger-than-life personality, risky instincts, and endless ambition, we peep the charts of the man who...

GIRL BOSS FIGHT! This epsidoes, we're breaking down the astrology of influencer and media titans Alex Cooper and Alix Earle. We discuss their fiery charts, how they get under each other's skin, what it means that their angles are conjunct and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subsc...

WE’VE DEFINITELY BEEN HERE BEFORE. This episode, we’re diving into the world of past life astrology with astrologer, app founder, and former NFL player Ricky Williams. He walks us through how past lives show up in your chart before giving Dana and Elyse eerily accurate readings of their own. Was Dana actually Socrates in a past life? Did Elyse experience loss connected to the Holocaust? We get int...

NOTHING LIKE A KARDASHIAN TO BRING A SCORPIO RISING OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND INTO THE PUBLIC EYE. In this Allegedly in the News minisode, we're discussing the astrology of possible couple Kim Kardashian and F1 Racer and Fashion Icon Lewis Hamilton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. In honor of the 20th Anniversary of the iconic show, we're talking all things Hannah Montana. We discuss the astrology of Miley Cyrus, her synastry with the show's chart, Disney Channel and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I WOULD BE PLEASED TO RSVP AS PENDING. This episode, we're talking all about the astrology of the amazingly hilarious Catherine O'Hara. We discuss just how mutable she is, her synastry with Eugene Levy, what was happening when she got super famous starring in Beetlejuice, her Schitt's Creek debut and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices