Allegedly Astrology

PRIDE! EGO! GLAM! LEOPARD PRINT! THEATER KID ANTICS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! This episode, we're coming to you with all the information, tips and themes you can expect for Jupiter in Leo — including horoscopes for each rising sign. Chic! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. Subscribe on YouTube! Follow us...

SHE THINKS THAT SHE MAY BE THE VOICE OF HER GENERATION. OR AT LEAST A VOICE. OF A GENERATION. This episode, we're talking all about the astrology of Lena Dunham. We speculate about her rising sign, check out her synastry with Jenni Konner and Jack Antonoff, see what was going on when Girls premiered and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts...

HAPPY PRIDE. ENJOY THIS PATREON EPISODE FROM JUNE 2025. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the Stonewall Riots. We discuss how Mercury in Gemini got everyone talking, the OG night’s Aries Rising, Marsha P. Johnson, how people in the 1960s couldn’t fathom the existence of lesbians, predictions, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE SLOWEST SLOW BURN ROMANCE OF THEM ALL. In this Allegedly in the News Minisode, we're breaking down the astrology of the will they, won't they duo of the decade Keke Palmer and Sean Evans. We look at what was happening when Keke first appeared on Hot Ones, their synastry and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastr...

NO MAN IS WORTH RIHANNA UNFOLLOWING YOU! This episode, we're diving into the Summer House saga that rocked the Bravoverse and beyond. We explore the synastry between Amanda, Kyle, West, and Ciara, break down the cosmic compatibility, the red flags, and the relationship dynamics at play, and answer the question everyone is asking: Are Amanda and West actually the real deal? // CONTACT YA GURLS // S...

THE NEWS NEVER SLEEPS. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of Ted Turner. We break down how his Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, and Sagittarius Rising made him one of the boldest and most unconventional entrepreneurs in media history. From creating the 24-hour news cycle with CNN to his larger-than-life personality, risky instincts, and endless ambition, we peep the charts of the man who...

GIRL BOSS FIGHT! This epsidoes, we're breaking down the astrology of influencer and media titans Alex Cooper and Alix Earle. We discuss their fiery charts, how they get under each other's skin, what it means that their angles are conjunct and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subsc...

WE’VE DEFINITELY BEEN HERE BEFORE. This episode, we’re diving into the world of past life astrology with astrologer, app founder, and former NFL player Ricky Williams. He walks us through how past lives show up in your chart before giving Dana and Elyse eerily accurate readings of their own. Was Dana actually Socrates in a past life? Did Elyse experience loss connected to the Holocaust? We get int...

NOTHING LIKE A KARDASHIAN TO BRING A SCORPIO RISING OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND INTO THE PUBLIC EYE. In this Allegedly in the News minisode, we're discussing the astrology of possible couple Kim Kardashian and F1 Racer and Fashion Icon Lewis Hamilton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. In honor of the 20th Anniversary of the iconic show, we're talking all things Hannah Montana. We discuss the astrology of Miley Cyrus, her synastry with the show's chart, Disney Channel and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I WOULD BE PLEASED TO RSVP AS PENDING. This episode, we're talking all about the astrology of the amazingly hilarious Catherine O'Hara. We discuss just how mutable she is, her synastry with Eugene Levy, what was happening when she got super famous starring in Beetlejuice, her Schitt's Creek debut and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PATREON UNLOCKED! We’re bringing you one of our most popular Patreon episodes all about the astrology of the weight loss wonder drug Ozempic. We discuss what was going on when the GLP-1 hormone was discovered, when Ozempic got FDA approval, how Dr. Oz introduced the diabetes drug to the mainstream, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this Allegedly in the News minisode, we're talking about the astrology of the U.S. and Israel strike on Iran. We discuss the recent eclipses hitting the U.S. and Iran charts, Mercury in Pisces, Neptune's involvement and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HANG IN THERE, PUNCH. In this Allegedly in the News minisode, we're talking all about the astrology of the monkey that won over the entire Internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID BLARES. This episode, we're breaking down the astrology of the global sensation Heated Rivalry. We discuss its author Rachel Reid's chart, what was going on when it premiered on HBO Max, Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie's charts, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

*CHANTS* USA USA USA. In this Allegedly in the News minisode, we're talking about the astrology of some of our favorite underdog stories of the 2026 Olympic Games. We discuss Leo Golden Girl Alysa Liu, OG hockey sensation Hillary Knight, why Uranus is playing such a huge role in these games and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BENITOOOOOO. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of Pisces Cutie Pie Bad Bunny. We discuss his Pisces Sun and Moon, theorize about his rising, look at the transits happening when he made history at the Grammys, his synastry with Kendall Jenner and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE BELONG TOGETHER. In this Allegedly in the News minisode, we’re breaking down the astrology of Harry Styles’ return to music. We discuss the transits happening when he released Aperature, his synastry with Zoe Kravitz, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

*Patreon Episode Unlocked* This episode was originally recorded and released on Patreon in May 2025. AND THE AWARD FOR WORST MOM GOES TO…This episode, we're breaking down the astrology of mom, vlogger, and convicted child abuser Ruby Franke. We take a look at her birth chart, see what was going on when 8 Passengers debuted on YouTube, look at her synastry with Jodi Hildebrandt, and more! Originall...

SHE'S SO BRAVE. This Allegedly in the News minisode, we're breaking down the astrology of Ashely Tisdale's The Cut article about leaving a toxic mom group. We discuss her Cancer Sun, Capricorn Moon, how the North Node on her ascendant could make her self obsessed, how Saturn was transiting her 11th house, husbands getting involved in their wife's drama, Hilary Duff's chart, and more! Learn more ab...

MORNINGS ARE FOR COFFEE AND CONSTELLATIONS. In this episode, we continue our breakdown of the astrology of Stranger Things. We talk about Will's birthchart, what was going on when he went missing, his synastry with Mike, Mike and Eleven's astrology and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

REAL FRIENDS DON'T NOT GIVE THEIR BIRTH TIME. In this episode, we're covering the astrology of Stranger Things. We talk about the Duffer Brothers, placements that make it so iconic, Wynona Ryder's career resurgence, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk:...

HOLDING SPACE FOR WEIRD PRESS TOURS. This week, we're talking about the Wicked For Good press tour and checking out the synastry between Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allege...

AN EPSTEIN UNO REVERSE. This week, we’re talking about the Epstein files. We discuss the New Moon in Scorpio that happened when Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act into law, look at Jeffrey Epstein's transits, and more! Episode Notes: Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscrib...

JUST A CASUAL FAKE FATHER FAKE DAUGHTER DISPUTE. In part 2 of our deep dive on the astrology of David Harbour, we discuss his on-screen Stranger Things daughter Millie Bobby Brown's bullying accusations about him, their synastry, how David's Chiron return could be behind why his personal life is under the microscope and more!  Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'l...