A Kiki Catchup

WE’RE A TEAM, EVER HEARD OF IT?! We are still reeling from the house of horrors that was the last three episodes of Love Is Blind. When is the last time a reality tv star fell from grace as fast as Mr Hollywood himself, Rob. The ideas for next year's LIB Halloween costumes are endless - John's gross fridge, 'Drunk Uncle' Jay, a pint of Guiness {the real villain of this season}...

TOMATO, TOMAHTO. This week the gals catch up on the 900 Halloween events ruining Mallory's life, the petting zoo from hell and Jackie's newly acquired English accent. We tackle hot topics such as a possible future Press Secretary Minaj, Jay Z casting himself in the Superbowl Halftime Show, and Pitbulls foray into children's entertainment. Listen in as we take ourselves BACK to the r...

We are taking ourselves to the red table to apologize to the Manosphere. We realize we hurt your feelings, which are stored in those low hanging danglers, and we feel we must atone. Listen as we read some key reactions to our viral ball video, and apologize to all of those we hurt in our ruthless climb to the top.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our little dog and pony show, please...

WE’RE SHIPPIN UP TO BAHSTOOOOOOON. It feels so good to be back in the pods for a Dunkin-riffic Season 11 of our favorite guilty pleasure, Love Is Blind. We are recapping the first five episode drop of the new season, leaving no Moncler puffer unturned.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} review and spread the go...

CALLING ALL MAASOCHISTS. Tune in to this very special book club episode where Mallory and her Nerd Coven discuss all things Romantasy, especially ACOTAR and TOG (iykyk). Sarah J. Maas gets our admiration and our ire, as we explore shadow daddies, ball slapping, women's empowerment and CONSENT. This will appeal to ACOTAR lovers, those wanting to dip a pointed ear into the wizard pond, or those...

HAPPY FALL YA'LL. We are officially in our basic bitch era and riding high on regifted pumpkin spice candles. Mallory gives us an inside look into the world of Au Pair Tinder and introduces us to the newest, and most controversial, mom on the block. Jackie gets pissed off by the Poles this week and decides it's never too early to whip out her Witches hat. We also manage to figure out the...

GIRL WASH YOUR FACE. Alex the Esthetician is back in the studio, but this time she's spilling the tea on all the behind the scenes of Rhode Island reality TV. From tossed raviolis to Real Housewives cancelled facials to crappy coffee - we have all the inside scoop! We also dive into the shocking love affair to come out of The Traitors turret, who's cast trip this season may be to Epstein...

MAKE US BEAUTIFUL DAMNIT. Frozen foreheads, Coke can nipples, LASER BEAMS?? What can’t an ass-stetician do? We are so pumped {full of botox} to have Alex Sullivan from Radiant Esthetics in Newport, RI on the pod! Get all your skin questions answered as we make our amazing guest delightfully uncomfortable.  Episode cliffnotes & product links below :) 5 Step Skincare Routine by Alex Cleanser, Ex...

WE LOVE YOU DOLLY. Gen Z expert to the stars, Katie P, pops by the pod for a little generational Q&A.  From Birkin's to Trader Joe's totes, we breakdown the question, what is luxury? We navigate the terrifying world of AI and drag ChatGpt to filth. The dying star that is The Kardashians guides us along our way.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our little dog and pony sh...

THE TOWN THAT COAL FORGOT AND METH REMEMBERS. We are feeling Fifty {episodes} and Fabulous this week as we kiki like we’ve never kiki’d before!  We discover some new found conspiracies about Connecticut vs Texas country music, unpack Mallory’s facial and height woes, and brainstorm Jackie’s ideas for her next big hair move. Mallory looks into a possible job with the West Virginia tourism departmen...

THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE. We are fully loaded and firing on all cylinders, starting with Missouri moms gone wild. Mallory brings to the red table some controversial new dads at preschool. We debate the hotness of ginger males and enlist the help of newest Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Leah Remini, to aide us on our quest to answer the age old question: where the hell is Shelly Miscavige?! The n...

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN HERE WITHOUT DORINDA. Gen Z expert to the stars, Katie P, is BACK in the studio and we are absolutely unloading on all things Bravo TV. We reminisce about the golden years of Housewives, reveal our list of the best & worst House-husbands, call time of death on RHOC and look at look at the new season of RHONY with Epstein colored glasses. We also tackle the current off screen...

WE JUST WANT A SALAD. Summer Vacation is officially over and we are recapping our vastly different last weeks from Bulgarian beaches to Covid containment. Jackie shares her Gyno horror stories while Mallory brings up the age old question: how do you raise resilient kids with a splendid life? We also break down some pop culture, politics and Pooh. Pack those swimsuits away and join us for some surp...

WHERE IS MITCH MCCONNELL. The ladies are back from their Summer vacays and catching up on all the things. Mallory declares herself a newly minted "Coastie" after her jaunt in New England while Jackie's still in recovery after her explosive return to Poland. We give the download on what happened on our NYC meetup after we recorded the last episode, and deep dive into the birth of Fac...

START SPREADING THE NEWWWWS. We have taken the group chat out of the group chat and are back together in NYC, this time with friend of the show, Kathryn! On this episode, we introduce our daughters to the underground world, Time Square street performers, M&M slot machines and the end of our patience & sanity. Since not one of us checked the weather ahead of time, we trek through these mean...

TAKE US BACK TO THE GOOD TIMELINE. The ladies are in the same time zone again and hitting the mic’s for a Fourth of July catchup. Jackie is eating her way through America, pushing her GLP-1, and digestive track, to the absolute max. While Mallory is booking her way through NYC, pushing Jackie’s patience, and wallet, to the absolute max. Special guest star and cornucopia expert, Brandon, gets taken...

The weather may be hot but the takes are hotter. The gals get into pottery, inappropriate children’s books and Jackie’s surprise World Cup visit. American pride has never been higher as we sit in our air con during a heat wave. Laugh along with all the unhinged commentary!  Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} rev...

LET GO AND LET GOD. This weeks episode is all about letting go… of your bowels, your standards, your faith in the accuracy of an Airbnb booking- the limit does not exist! Jackie has a shocking confession to reveal to Mallory while Mal shocks Jackie with a Country music deep cut she has truly never heard before.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our little dog and pony show, please be...

DAMNIT KYLE, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. We woke up pissed off today so decided to work through our feelings here on the pod.  The recent photos of Amanda and Kyle out giggling together have sent us into a rage spiral. Let us know in the comments if you have also reached the end of your patience with Summer House.   All crash outs are welcome. Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our lit...

GOD BLESS AMERICA. We are catching up this week on all the things that have humbled us since coming down off our Milano high. Gen Z Expert, Katie P, joins us in the studio for some shocking stories and Summer House updates. The ladies have never felt more patriotic than after hearing some disturbing discoveries Jackie has made about the Polish healthcare system. If you want to hear the rest of our...

FULL OF CHEESE, NOT FULL OF REGRETS. We are back with more crazy stories from our epic meetup in Milano. From lasagna spa's to problematic taxi drivers to street brawls over cheese & pizza socks, part two leaves no cobblestone unturned.  We hate to say Ciao to beautiful Italy, but hate even more to say hello to our credit card bills. Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our littl...

WOW BETHENNY WOW. We are breaking down the absolute cinema that is part one of the Summer House Reunion. A master class from insult ninja, Ciara Miller and an activated Mother Hubbard. Loved seeing Carl & Mia effortlessly step it up to defend while newbie Bailey absolutely slaughter Ben from down undah. Amanda was zooted into another dimension while West tried to continuously joke-matize his w...

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD. Mallory and Jackie have finally made it out of the Zoom chat and onto the same recording couch in Milano! From aggressive vintage shopping, meatball smuggling, adopted Nona's, questionable fashion choices, and celebrity sightings - we've taken Italy by storm. There are so many crazy stories to tell that we couldn't fit them all into one episode, so che...

LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. Our weekly OG catchup goes completely off the rails this week, becoming our funniest {and most f*cked up} episode yet. From celebrating podcast milestones to categorizing cremation consistencies, we really have mastered finding humor in all the highs and the lows. Mallory brings the vibes with another 90's Country banger, while Jackie gets taken to the red table for h...

A SECOND {& third} LEAKED AUDIO HAS HIT THE BRAVOSPHERE. We are back again in the Newsroom, this time breaking down the latest TWO additional Summer House leaked audios! We also discuss the future of the rumored Summer House “Ozarks” spinoff, Lindsey Hubbard’s epic WWHL appearance, the downfall of “The Valley” plus the apparent addition of Dr. Dre?!  Leave your takes on all the mess happening...