A Kiki Catchup

The weather may be hot but the takes are hotter. The gals get into pottery, inappropriate children’s books and Jackie’s surprise World Cup visit. American pride has never been higher as we sit in our air con during a heat wave. Laugh along with all the unhinged commentary!  Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our little dog and pony show, please be sure to subscribe, leave a {5 star} rev...

LET GO AND LET GOD. This weeks episode is all about letting go… of your bowels, your standards, your faith in the accuracy of an Airbnb booking- the limit does not exist! Jackie has a shocking confession to reveal to Mallory while Mal shocks Jackie with a Country music deep cut she has truly never heard before.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our little dog and pony show, please be...

DAMNIT KYLE, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. We woke up pissed off today so decided to work through our feelings here on the pod.  The recent photos of Amanda and Kyle out giggling together have sent us into a rage spiral. Let us know in the comments if you have also reached the end of your patience with Summer House.   All crash outs are welcome. Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our lit...

GOD BLESS AMERICA. We are catching up this week on all the things that have humbled us since coming down off our Milano high. Gen Z Expert, Katie P, joins us in the studio for some shocking stories and Summer House updates. The ladies have never felt more patriotic than after hearing some disturbing discoveries Jackie has made about the Polish healthcare system. If you want to hear the rest of our...

FULL OF CHEESE, NOT FULL OF REGRETS. We are back with more crazy stories from our epic meetup in Milano. From lasagna spa's to problematic taxi drivers to street brawls over cheese & pizza socks, part two leaves no cobblestone unturned.  We hate to say Ciao to beautiful Italy, but hate even more to say hello to our credit card bills. Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our littl...

WOW BETHENNY WOW. We are breaking down the absolute cinema that is part one of the Summer House Reunion. A master class from insult ninja, Ciara Miller and an activated Mother Hubbard. Loved seeing Carl & Mia effortlessly step it up to defend while newbie Bailey absolutely slaughter Ben from down undah. Amanda was zooted into another dimension while West tried to continuously joke-matize his w...

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD. Mallory and Jackie have finally made it out of the Zoom chat and onto the same recording couch in Milano! From aggressive vintage shopping, meatball smuggling, adopted Nona's, questionable fashion choices, and celebrity sightings - we've taken Italy by storm. There are so many crazy stories to tell that we couldn't fit them all into one episode, so che...

LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. Our weekly OG catchup goes completely off the rails this week, becoming our funniest {and most f*cked up} episode yet. From celebrating podcast milestones to categorizing cremation consistencies, we really have mastered finding humor in all the highs and the lows. Mallory brings the vibes with another 90's Country banger, while Jackie gets taken to the red table for h...

A SECOND {& third} LEAKED AUDIO HAS HIT THE BRAVOSPHERE. We are back again in the Newsroom, this time breaking down the latest TWO additional Summer House leaked audios! We also discuss the future of the rumored Summer House “Ozarks” spinoff, Lindsey Hubbard’s epic WWHL appearance, the downfall of “The Valley” plus the apparent addition of Dr. Dre?!  Leave your takes on all the mess happening...

RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT. The feelings are flowing on this OG catchup! We tackle hot topics such as Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry's offensive Coachella appearance, Millennial ownership rights to Al Gore's Internet and the Summer House leaked audio who-done-it.  Mallory dusts off an oldie, but a goodie, from the 90's Country Music vault while Jackie dusts off her tinfoil hat for some...

SOMEBODY GETTIN’ FIRED FOR THIS. We are running to the Newsroom to breakdown the LEAKED audio from yesterday's filming of Bravo's highly anticipated Summer House Reunion. The Summer House Avengers unite to defend Ciara Miller while Amanda Batula and West Wilson solidify themselves a reality TV scum. Pack your prison wallets and join us for the real leaked audio and our real unfiltered op...

OH NAURRRRRRRR. We just can’t quit you Summer House. Andy Cohen has given us no choice but to recap Episode 11 Season 10 of Summer House because it was that insane. {Even if you don’t watch don’t worry, we’ve got you covered}  The daily “Scamanda” drama rests for no one and we are here to break it all down along with real life updates and other Reality TV hot goss. Did Kyle Cooke hire Meghan King...

SHE'S A LAAAAAADY. We are back from our Easter Break hiatus and ready to catchup on all things!  While Jackie has reached new found fame in Poland, Mallory has reached new parenting lows in Del Ray. From x-rated roadside attractions to apocalyptic beach fish, our holiday's were anything but boring. Reality TV drama waits for no one so we wrap things up with a breakdown the latest updates...

WE NEED ANDY AND A CAMERA. Jackie and Mallory have turned on the lights in the Kiki Newsroom to breakdown the official Instagram "situationship" statement from Bravo's Summer House stars, Amanda Batula and West Wilson. With a drop this hot we needed added insight from our resident Gen Z expert, and field correspondant, Katie P.  All opinions are our own and completely unhinged.  Nob...

ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE. It wouldn't feel right to finish off our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 4 recap without friend of the show, and voice of the Midwest, Kathryn! In this episode we breakdown the current Chase & Jessi scandal rocking MomTok, the Mormon manosphere, Layla trying to become America's Next Top Model, the downfall of Taylor Frankie Paul and what the futu...

WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS. We are back in the news room to breakdown all the unfolding Secret Lives of Mormon Wives drama! We deep dive potential SLOMW Spin-offs, big MomTok moves and Jessi Draper’s shocking tell-all on Call Her Daddy including revelations of her messy divorce from Jordan Ngatikaura. Mallory and Jackie, signing off....for now.  Catch you on the next Kiki 💋 {apologies for Jackie’s...

STOP TRYING TO MAKE DADTOK HAPPEN. Mallory and Jackie break down the many dramatic {and sometimes dark} moments on this season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. With so much happening on this show we have broken our recap into two parts! In this episode we discuss the DadTok attempted takeover, Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelorette, toxic cycles, Vanderpump ViHarry Jowsey fighting for his life a...

EMERGENCY KIKI. We are hopping on the mics to breakdown the latest scandals currently hitting the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives world. From this season of The Bachelorette being axed to the disturbing new allegations against Taylor Frankie Paul, we have a LOT to say. "SLOMW" divorces are dropping left and right so grab your preferred fridge cigarette and lets talk it out.  Send us Fan Mai...

O H.... I O! We know we said we weren't going to recap this season of Love Is Blind but this reunion was FIRE. It only took ten seasons for Nick "obviously" Lachey to finally get turnt up so we just had to hop on the mics! We leave no conspiracy theory unturned and no cast member unscathed. Grab your golden goblets, and join us for a fun and feisty trip to the pods. Do you have a LI...

TIME TO MOVE ON DELTA DAWN. The ladies finally have a proper catchup after many weeks in The Traitors Castle. Mallory is making big moves and giving controversial packing tips. Jackie reveals an embarrassing phase in her past that leaves us both in tears.  We dive into the latest conspiracies, Love Is Blind, and what is giving us life in these trying times.  Send us Fan Mail Support the show If yo...

THE JOURNEY WAS THE DESTINATION.  We finally made it to the end of this epic season of The Traitors. This finale recap episode is packed with hairy surprises, minor meltdowns and {many} unpopular opinions. Mallory and Jackie share their dream cast for next season and also catchup on America's Next Top Model & Love Is Blind. So put on your tinkin' caps, and join the ladies as they tal...

THESE HO'S AIN'T LOYAL. The ladies are hopping on the pod for an unplanned, emergency Traitors recap to breakdown all that went wrong this week. From bad breakfast outfits to bad gameplay to bad girl behavior, the gals try to figure out how to save this sinking ship. So grab your seat on the CarousHELL and join us for today's feisty recap of episode 10.  Stay faithful, traitors.  Se...

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN. It's Traitor Thursday! This week we pour one out for the end of a legend, and pour one in {our cups} for the beginning of a new {questionable} duo. Be the first to grab your smoked  salmon and join the ladies as they recap the highs and lows of episodes 8 & 9. Stay faithful, traitors. #traitorthursday Send us Fan Mail Support the show If you love our litt...

HERE'S YOUR ONE CHANCE, FANCY, DON'T LET ME DOWN. The ladies are tapping back into the sounds and tastes of their cultures this week in a little North v South hometown duel. Jackie sets her intentions for her double life as an upcoming Polish Tennis star while Mallory sets the record straight on her childcare choices. The topic of Valentine's Day sends the gals into an absolute spir...

A VOICE FOR THE VOICELESS.  The gals are feeling extra youthful after a fun & feisty kiki with new friend of the show, and Gen Z correspondent, Katie P. While Mallory and Jackie daydream about wild nights out at the clurb, Katie enlightens the ladies to the current reality of the twenty-somethings. Its a generational battle of Wellness vs Keg Stands, Sneakers vs Stilettos and Hailey vs Selena...