The Hake Report

Surprise, the world's evil! "Judges" against Trump. Great calls: Was Karmelo's case self-defense? Chad O. Jackson calls-in and shares some wisdom! (P.S. Does Hake have white guilt?) The Hake Report, Thursday, April 17, 2025 AD CLIP: Was Karmelo self-defense gone wrong? (28-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:17) Evil in the world * (0:06:56) Hey, guys! Hake La la la tee * (0...

Callers on the track meet incident and drama. Is it true that all musicians liberal? She's mad at Joel for turtle abuse! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 16, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start - Liars * (0:05:43) Hey, guys! * (0:09:13) HADEN, TX: Trump's persecutors * (0:14:46) HADEN: Karmelo Anthony house arrest * (0:26:06) ALEX, CA: Karmelo case: Vengeful WOC’s * (0:32:22) Coffee/Super on cal...

Track meet suspect got house arrest! These people's politicians are a MESS! Everybody falling into the pit of anger. Busy calls today! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 15, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:25) It’s a big mess * (0:09:50) Hey, guys! Henley * (0:11:33) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Boston councilman; Karmelo Anthony * (0:21:34) DAVID story: "Foreigner" * (0:23:37) Taking sides on Karm...

Lots of tech issues. PA gov mansion set afire! Illegal "wrongly" deported, female Obama judge. Hard to know the truth in war and disease! The Hake Report, Monday, April 14, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:19) I shake my head * (0:06:07) Hey, guys! * (0:09:00) UBI * (0:17:35) Jake Hudson Lighthearted song * (0:20:45) Josh Shapiro PA gov mansion set afire! * (0:23:50) Bright Lights - He...

Illegal "accidentally" deported. Is Trump too pro-Israel? Separation based on practical fear? Callers making questionable "points"... The Hake Report, Friday, April 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:17) Stuff * (0:03:06) Idk illegal * (0:06:39) Anchor Baby * (0:07:57) Hey, guys! … * (0:10:34) "Maryland man" * (0:20:17) KT, D.C.: Trump "unfettered" support for Israel * (0:40:21) MICH...

Is forgiveness from false guilt? Solutions for the racial conflict? "Druggie" has a can't-do attitude! Fake history got nothing to do with me! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:17) Restless * (0:04:27) Hey, guys! Hake la la la tee not available * (0:07:04) HADEN, TX… Forgiveness "white guilt"? * (0:13:43) HADEN: Jewish people of * (0:19:12) JOSEPH, M...

The First Amendment, RME. Evil anti-discrimination! Y'all 'bout to make boomers R—cist! Is the Frisco victim's dad's forgiveness "wh— guilt"? The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:01) AP “News” and 1A * (0:03:50) Uber type antidiscrimination * (0:09:35) Hake Printify * (0:13:36) Anchor Baby * (0:14:49) Hey, guys! * (0:16:06) DAVID, Ocala, FL: They tryna...

No finger guns! Communism: Aborsh "defined." Bibi: Free trade should be fair! Trump tariffs: Be patient and courageous, not weak and stupid! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 8, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start… No freedom to guns. * (0:04:53) HEy, guys! * (0:06:45) Ja Morant, finger "guns" * (0:11:35) NY law * (0:13:54) Firing of Shoshana * (0:22:11) The punch between ladies * (0:25:33) Communi...

Don't respond! They're condoning violence on pro-lifer! Trump drone: OK? Seals getting sick! Anti-Trump protests. Trump voter betrays Trump! The Hake Report, Monday, April 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:50) Violence justified * (0:06:51) Hey, guys! * (0:10:49) Nimitz library book bans, de-DEI * (0:16:20) Tariffs economy * (0:18:46) Israel smeared * (0:21:25) Trump drone of Houthi...

Calls: Gypsies, immigration, and health. Pence given "courage" award! If Obama loved America… Ball Earth distraction! The Hake Report, Friday, April 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Spare me the Trump tariff crying * (0:03:40) Hey, guys! * (0:06:28) DENNY, Bulgaria: Gypsies and segregation here, pools * (0:21:52) HECTOR, CA, 1st: Jasmine Crockett… 80s vs now… Immigration * (0:31:57) JAIME,...

Water bends on Earth. Elephant seals on tariffed island! Air traffic controller arrested! Reddit bros blame themselves when she's wrong! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:10) Ball Earth * (0:04:53) Hey, guys! * (0:06:53) JAMES, CT, 1st: Nick? Ye. Charlemagne. * (0:20:35) News… Elephant Seals * (0:25:49) 3K killed … Richter scale * (0:32:34) RIP Azzmad...

RIP Val Kilmer! Man engaged to a woman talking about breaking up! Fat, liberal, low-T society! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:49) Val Kilmer died! * (0:04:09) Andrew Jackson or Harriet Tubman? * (0:09:44) Fave acting: Doc Holliday … * (0:12:40) HEY GUYS! Blue collar * (0:15:37) DEMETRI, Estonia, 1st: Postponed wedding 2x * (0:33:00) DEMETRI: Russi...

WI and FL elections. Calls support gym bros. TN black Rep Justin Pearson and KY U.S. Rep Thomas Massie: Showboaters? Fun calls? The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 1, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:39) MS-13 or not? * (0:05:28) Hey, guys! * (0:08:36) News… Tariffs * (0:10:43) Wisconsin, Florida elections * (0:14:29) Cory Booker yappin' * (0:17:48) ALEX, CA: Attack on gym bros by libs * (...

A Trump third term? Obama birtherism? Bros under attack, promoting fitness! Exodus: Fairy tale or history? Poor Egypt! The Hake Report, Monday, March 31, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:43) Spotify knocked my music * (0:06:59) Hey, guys! * (0:08:41) News… Amber Ruffin nixed * (0:11:36) More news… Myanmar earthquake, Trump 3rd term? * (0:20:30) ROBERT, KS: Myanmar, William Cohen, weath...

Do you respect the veterans? Selena's killer fan, denied parole! Fentanyl victimhood. Is there a cause for anger, per Jesus? The Hake Report, Friday, March 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start … Myanmar quake * (0:04:22) Disloyal Trump voter employees * (0:09:46) Trump vs Smithsonian, Collective Bargaining * (0:14:21) Selena (RIP) vs Yolanda * (0:21:53) Christians made feminism and did J...

Bullfighting: Savage. Interesting calls on health. Anti-2A news. Chemtrails? What truth Trump exposes… The Hake Report, Thursday, March 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Shoutout to the Internet * (0:03:41) Yemen group chat drama: CNN * (0:07:01) Newsflash! Covid is over! … more on Internet * (0:10:32) Hey, guys! Hake tee, Cameos * (0:13:35) ALEX, CA: Bullfighting savagery * (0:16:54) ALEX...

Gaza Palestinians protest Hamas! Children SHOULD do hard labor! RIP George Foreman: Schmaxxed? Lifespan of the big and strong? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 26, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:28) Illegal discomfort, "child labor" * (0:06:18) Hey, guys! * (0:08:14) News: South Korea wildfires * (0:13:59) Gaza protests and war * (0:31:14) Illegal voter suppression * (0:42:18) Women...

Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷‍♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:45) Trump portrait; Group chat; "children" * (0:07:50) Hey, guys! * (0:11:29) Bad portrait * (0:16:51) Yemen group chat * (0:24:30) Pulled security clearances … Lame-o judge vs deportations *...

The Hake Report, Monday, March 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, small talk * (0:07:06) Hey, guys! * (0:08:55) Libs want Democrats angry! * (0:12:24) News… Food banks DOGED * (0:18:11) News… Peace by Easter? Deportations * (0:24:10) Jasmine Mooney long sob story * (0:32:01) Super: LYC * (0:35:11) JAIME, MN: Tesla… Short women in power * (0:41:14) JAIME: Tesla vs emotions * (0:42:45) Respec...

Nitpick the "right"; let the wrong go wild! Subsidized housing for failures? Death penalty prayers. Parental alienation? The Hake Report, Friday, March 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:24) Stuff falling apart, airplane and airport incidents * (0:06:23) Skype replacement? Google Voice? * (0:09:30) Hey, guys! Willow Beach, AZ… * (0:14:03) ANDREW, Scotland: Edinburgh, Glasgow; Tommy R...

Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:44) Pro-tips. Trump vs enemies. Be healthy! * (0:07:34) Hey, guys! Hake Printify * (0:10:36) Hake News… Happiness * (0:23:31) Dept of "Education" and "Defense" downsizing * (0...

Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America… The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:07) Trump, Elon vs judges * (0:06:21) Hey, guys! * (0:09:23) Female Latina LGBT "judge" * (0:31:44) Another "judge" * (0:38:09) DANIEL, TX: Irish independence * (0:44:10) DANIEL: JLP s...

Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 18, 2025 AD JLP tees and mugs, etc. — jesseleepeterson.shop TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:37) Appreciate Trump * (0:05:23) Baton relay racing * (0:09:02) Hey guys! Sacred Cove. JLP tee "Crying" * (0:13:...

Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms. The Hake Report, Monday, March 17, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:12) Trump did it anyway * (0:04:28) Hey, guys! * (0:08:04) White man won LA Marathon! * (0:17:25) News… * (0:17:56) Illegal deportation? * (0:29:55) Chinese love Trump * (0:4...

Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized? The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!) * (0:03:58) Hey, guys! * (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible * (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted peace too"; WWI...