The Hake Report

Beautiful Trump exposes mocker Cyril Ramaphosa's South Africa, a deadly threat to the whites! Interesting calls! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 22, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:54) Trump beautiful work, Cyril, Superman, Camera work * (0:12:08) Hey, guys! * (0:15:00) RYAN, IL: White men, come on * (0:23:21) HADEN, TX: math * (0:26:38) HADEN: Dems reaction to Biden * (0:28:53) HADEN:...

"Racism saves lives." Be careful of your identity. "Don't interrupt a black man talking." Communists recruit from the bottom! … Busy calls! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! * (0:07:21) MARK, L.A.: Racism saves lives * (0:09:33) MARK: San Onofre, Marine Corps Base * (0:15:48) ALEX, CA: "As a black man/woman…" * (0:21:46) DANIEL, TX: Sto...

Don't fall for the smears! Irish, Polish are white! Netflix 🤝 Sesame Street 🤦‍♂️ … Courts are being used against the people! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Stream * (0:01:31) I avow Joel Diddy analysis * (0:05:03) Smokey Robinson? * (0:07:36) Hope I don't keel over * (0:09:12) Scott Adams shoutout * (0:12:02) Hey, guys! T. Baby JLP tee * (0:15:40) MARK, L.A.: At...

GUEST HOSTS: JLP fills-in for Hake first hour, taking calls, then Joel Friday second hour on Diddy and non-innocent accusers. Wayne: Multiple wives?? The Hake Report, Monday, May 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start with Jesse * (0:01:15) Hey, guys! * (0:02:35) … Walk out of prison * (0:03:12) JOE , FL, quit job, withdrawals, nasty to my father, “he never looked for me” * (0:32:32) Supers from...

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on racial identity, who builds society, South African refugees, and our loss of bravery! The Hake Report, Friday, May 16, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don https://x.com/crishaunthedon - https://x.com/TheMisfitNation - https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://shopmisfitnation.com/ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:48) Anecdotes...

Busy calls: The white plight worldwide! Don't cling to "sin" thinking you'll turn to God later. Does pork give you parasites? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 15, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:43) Right on, guys … War and false peace * (0:06:17) Hey, guys! * (0:07:46) DAVID, Ocala, FL: white decline * (0:12:11) MARK, L.A.: Fans, Afrikaners in USA; Courts against America * (0:17:27) MA...

People are missing the obvious! If whites left, what would happen? Isn't being frustrating "mama"? Is Hake inconsistent? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 14, 2025 AD CLIP: You'd be speaking Swahili eating grandma! 😡 White vs Black (8-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:50) Trump cleaning up the Afghan mess here * (0:08:53) Aborsh rights, per "judge" in Mich * (0:14:39) Hey,...

I thought you were against "refugees," Hake? With white disappearance, the world falls apart! But some won't see it. Don't be mad! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Mess in the world, Heyy, Trump! * (0:02:06) Refugees and corruption * (0:07:38) CashApp: Don't know Anime * (0:10:11) Hey, guys! Zion * (0:15:53) RONNIE, OH: white disappearance, world in decline *...

Eric Holder, guilty accuser! South African refugees, pooh-poohed by young Afrikaner! Soy is actually OK, Hake heard! The Hake Report, Monday, May 12, 2025 AD Daddy didn’t leave you https://jesseleepeterson.shop/products/your-daddy-didnt-leave-you-t-shirt-black-ink TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:09) Eric Holder had me chuckling * (0:08:42) Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave you * (0:11:21) ROBERT,...

Brief Catholic shoutout. Race and pride. Ukraine and snakes in the USA! Love Jewish people. Only cells are alive, per science! The Hake Report, Friday, May 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:03) Shoutout to the Catholics * (0:06:55) Hey, guys! * (0:09:03) HADEN, TX: if one race left * (0:11:24) HADEN: Realization about race * (0:19:09) HADEN: Criticizing whites, lack of unity * (0:22:...

GUEST: Dylan Burns takes calls on the Ukraine-Russia war, Trump, and a little on immigration enforcement vs judges. The Hake Report, Thursday, May 8, 2025 AD Dylan Burns https://www.youtube.com/@DylanBurnsLIVE | https://x.com/DylanBurns1776 | https://www.instagram.com/dylanburnstv | https://linktr.ee/dylanburnstv TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:05) Dylan Burns coming * (0:04:30) MARK, L.A.: I...

Ladies, chill! But we understand. Free speech should not have consequences. Trump picks good battles! (MS-13 knuckles) Be fit and healthy! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:54) Ladies, calm down; Gents * (0:07:44) FE… shoutout * (0:09:44) N-word truth * (0:13:39) What process are they due? * (0:15:25) Hey, guys! * (0:17:19) CHASE, TX: Dave Portnoy * (0...

DoD is lib! Israel strikes Houthis post-ballistic missile! Bagel Queen calls-in, gets crazy! J.B. Stoner Wikipedia vs Infogalactic. The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (Recording) * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:50) Hey, guys! * (0:06:20) News: Pope, Liberal Defense Dept * (0:11:11) …Hegseth generals cleanup * (0:14:50) Israel vs Houthis strikes * (0:21:06) ALLEN, MI: Left a hole. * (0:2...

Trump: Alcatraz! "I don't know!" Hake disavows all historical figures! Pence, Profile in Courage?! Will the USA go anti-Israel? The Hake Report, Monday, May 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:50) Trump Alcatraz * (0:06:14) Pearl on Punchie TV * (0:07:04) Hey, guys! * (0:08:33) JOE, AZ: Work in retirement; Trump * (0:12:43) JOE: whites moving into Harlem; Disavow * (0:19:06) ALLEN, MI:...

Calls: Lots of reaction to Third Rail with Omar yesterday. Ketanji Onyika Jackson talks a lot, accusing Trump of what she supports! The Hake Report, Friday, May 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:50) These judges * (0:06:23) Hey, guys! Mildly Attractive Hake tee * (0:09:52) DAVID, FL: Omar yesterday. Not gonna repent? Hard-hearted? * (0:33:57) CHASE, TX: Other adults disciplined us as...

GUEST: Third Rail with Omar criticizes Trump's EOs, tariffs, and pro-Israel. It gets heated with callers talking Islam, Palestine, and "oppression"! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 1, 2025 AD LINKS: Third Rail with Omar https://www.youtube.com/@third_rail | https://x.com/thecomforter_1 TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:05) Coming up: Omar on Trump * (0:04:15) Coffees: Greggatron, Carver * (0:08:...

Some serious mess! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:00) Trump vs anti-Trump * (0:06:27) Hey, guys! Hake Printify tee * (0:09:23) WILLIAM III, CA: Trump 100 Days… Elon Musk * (0:18:30) RONNIE, OH: Trump * (0:26:06) RONNIE: Inferior, superior? * (0:35:01) RONNIE: Like the autistic brother * (0:37:54) RONNIE: If whites left? * (0:44:02) MARK, L.A.: Lo...

RIP Virginia Giuffre. Ever wanted to run away? Canada and JB Pritzker against Trump! Do you attract stalkers? Question for black listeners… The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start … * (0:02:00) Virginia Giuffre RIP, runaways * (0:10:25) Hey, guys! * (0:19:01) "Free press," J6, DOJ * (0:21:49) Oh, Canada! * (0:25:39) Gaza hungry * (0:28:07) Illinois crash at after-s...

Slightly less LGBTQ DC? "We're resilient!" Kristi Noem's purse stolen! Mugshots on the WH lawn. Pro-illegal judges! Fitness and diet. The Hake Report, Monday, April 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:29) Signs on the lawn * (0:04:20) Kennedy Center cleanups * (0:07:15) It's not gonna stop * (0:08:41) Hey, guys! * (0:10:24) CSAL, TX: Kristi Noem lost her purse, stolen! Trump women! *...

"Protect the Dolls." Calls: Socialist Canada. Black-white issues. Activist mother is "tired, but still here." The Hake Report, Friday, April 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:33) Protect the dolls * (0:05:05) Hey, guys! Hake tee, Printify * (0:09:38) "Protect the Dolls," Pedro Pascal's tee * (0:16:46) MICHAEL, Canada: Dolls, Socialism vs social mobility * (0:34:16) RYAN, IL: Fake sp...

Callers with bad news! Pot legalization? Capital punishment? Harvard "anti-Semitism." Uvalde victims' "families" paid? Simone Biles, "Sportswoman"! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 24, 2025 AD Stay with it JLP tees https://jesseleepeterson.shop/products/stay-with-it-unisex-softstyle-t-shirt TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:35) The dolls * (0:06:13) The "chicks" are neat at the beach * (0:08:11...

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation Podcast on the Frisco track meet incident… The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 23, 2025 AD GUEST LINKS: https://x.com/crishaunthedon | https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast | https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ | https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start * (0:02:44) Crishaun the Don, The Misfit Nation * (0:08:10) H...

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 22, 2025 AD I Disavow tee https://hake.printify.me/product/19356961/i-disavow-monkey-covering-mouth-t-shirt-gildan-5000-heavy-cotton TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:21) Accusers * (0:11:38) Hey, guys! I Disavow mint green tee * (0:15:26) STEPHEN, IN: W. Bush, Austin-Karmelo theory * (0:28:45) BRIAN, NOLA: Tariffs? Trump for himself? Deported Abrego Garcia * (0:...

Biblical misunderstanding: Snakes, Jesus… Stephen Miller, top J! BTW: Tap water is OK! Austin Metcalf protest drama! The Hake Report, Monday, April 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:10) Fave J's * (0:05:11) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter (TBA) * (0:10:03) MIT, Australia: Easter, picking up snakes, Mark 16, Windowpane * (0:22:22) STEPHEN, IN, 1st: Jake Lang, Dominique Alexander, setup...

Busy calls! Yet more Karmelo Anthony press conference talk. Dem visits illegal in El Salvador. Psalm 22: Happy Easter! The Hake Report, Good Friday, April 18, 2025 AD Hake's tee https://hake.printify.me/product/19356602/knowledge-is-poison-black-ink-t-shirt-gildan-64000-softstyle TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:15) Psalm 22 shoutout * (0:05:02) Hey, guys! Knowledge is Poison "Lime" tee * (0:1...