The Hake Report

Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized? The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!) * (0:03:58) Hey, guys! * (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible * (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted peace too"; WWI...

Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:09) Climate rollbacks * (0:07:41) Hey, guys! * (0:10:37) Climate rollbacks, more * (0:28:15) Stuck in space * (0:35:54) STEVE'N, MD: DEI, Conservatives, Big Mama, Sports * (0:48:56) Hake News… Mahmoud...

Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers. The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 12, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: News… * (0:04:38) Hey, guys! * (0:06:38) News… * (0:09:08) Billy Joel * (0:11:37) Titanium heart * (0:16:00) Ne-Yo dating 4 women, he's previously married * (0:20:15) Ocean...

Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:06) Duterte… Hake News * (0:06:15) Hey, guys! * (0:08:00) Duterte arrested by Philippines for the ICC * (0:24:00) ANN, Canada, 1st: Anglophile * (0:28:21) ANN: New PM unelected...

Syria violence: Assad protected Christians? Parental rules for dating? Keanu Reeves, goody two-shoes? RIP Gene Hackman and wife. How's Jack Nicholson? The Hake Report, Monday, March 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:57) Syria violence: Christians harassed? Assad… * (0:07:56) Hey, guys! * (0:10:58) …Muslims are clever with liberal propaganda * (0:15:34) Swirling rumors of recession *...

Calls: Don't stick it to the man! Angry energy. Race, history, and being Christlike! Pardon the king with his chin up? Jimmie Lee Jackson: Die for mom? The Hake Report, Friday, March 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:24) Hey, guys! * (0:06:08) KEVIN, NY: Join class action suit against megacorp? * (0:17:58) ROBERT, KS: Men, women, nature * (0:22:03) ROBERT: Do you pray? Anger, God… *...

Lots of calls. Trump now vs 2020. "Shalom Hamas." Respect Zelensky? Tommy R. in solitary. Black literacy? Angry French Canadians. The Hake Report, Thursday, March 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Hake ranting * (0:09:14) Hey, guys! Rebuilding tee TBA * (0:12:25) BRETT, Reno: Good Trump didn't win 2020 * (0:17:56) BRETT: Art school, "summer of love," extended black friday * (0:24:53) Coffee...

Trump honored the bereaved! "Fractals." NextDoor: Scammed at gas station! Reddit: Scared by husband's trauma! No one's a loser? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Trump speech * (0:05:45) Hey, guys! * (0:07:38) Super: LYC, Fractals * (0:14:59) Super: No Mildly Attractive tees yet * (0:17:38) DANIEL, TX: Jurassic Park, fractals; Fiction, Shakespeare * (0:31:3...

Trump tariffs. Shark redirect. LONG call on young people dating. Young former black liberal disappointed in libs! News: Crypto reserve: Self-interest? The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Stiff-necked Hake * (0:01:31) I trust Trump … loosey goosey * (0:08:07) Hey, guys! "Apropos" correction * (0:13:47) Shark redirect! * (0:21:37) Don't hike drunk … * (0:22:27) N...

Health, fitness, and nature tips. Ukraine drama: White House confrontation. English the official language. No more Dept of Education? The Hake Report, Monday, March 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: UK, Ukraine * (0:06:37) Hey, guys! Ball Earth proof… * (0:10:26) Soy is OK... but not Kale necessarily! * (0:16:05) Shake, then stretch * (0:20:53) Bulls, more dangerous than cows * (0:27:25) Uk...

Calls: More rap bashing. Planet Parade! "Economic blackout!" Kissing up? "That's Not Right!" Trump doing a good job? The Hake Report, Friday, February 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:56) Topics * (0:02:02) Hey, guys! JLP tee * (0:04:53) MICHAEL, Canada: Kendrick Halftime, cat meow name, SORRY * (0:12:28) MICHAEL: Hip Hop, Rap * (0:16:34) ALEX, CA: Kendrick and whites, "not for you...

GUEST: Third Rail Omar decries Musk cuts! Who are the "problem people" in the Middle East? AFTERWARD: Christianity and wisdom. The Hake Report, Thursday, February 27, 2025 AD GUEST: Third Rail with Omar https://x.com/thecomforter_1 | https://www.youtube.com/@Third_Rail AKA "The Empowered Man Podcast" TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:52) Topics * (0:02:38) Hey, guys! * (0:03:35) Omar eye issues...

Mars is real. Creepy is in your mind! India conservatives, hmm. FE debate. Chile power out! Health and civilization breakdown! Veteran victimhood. The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 26, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:06) Hey, guys! * (0:04:50) Hake News… * (0:07:57) Mars is red from rust? * (0:08:53) BTW: Creepy is in YOUR mind * (0:12:52) Back to Mars * (0:18:07) Indians, conserva...

Guantanamo! Joy Reid fired. Rap vs Hip Hop? Psalm trivia! Kash didn't swear on the Bible! "Racism" and complaining. Obesity because no poverty! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:07) Topics * (0:05:40) Hey, guys! Orange Henley * (0:07:20) Guantanamo tent city * (0:13:09) WILLIAM III: Joy Reid cancelled, Stacey Abrams, Joint Chiefs * (0:18:16) WILLIA...

"Then how come you fail?" Stressing and blaming Elon for it! More on engine regulations. Compulsive Bible reading? Bothered by Kendrick pooh-poohing! The Hake Report, Monday, February 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:08) Joy Reid * (0:04:41) Hey, guys! * (0:05:59) Flight diverted: New Delhi to Rome * (0:13:06) News * (0:14:40) Elon Musk * (0:22:43) But I always do my best: Elon con...

Swallowed by a whale? Kash Patel on FBI direction. Kathy Hochul vs Eric Adams. LaVar Ball lost a foot! The Rock thinks talk helps depression. The Hake Report, Friday, February 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:17) Kash Patel on FBI retribution * (0:05:35) National Breakup Day * (0:07:19) Hey, guys! * (0:11:24) "Swallowed" by a whale * (0:21:38) News: Canada won. Tel Aviv. Kash. Anti...

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation exposes N's "Positive Christianity," talks Obama vs Trump, and FE debunked! Crishuan the Don youtube.com/@TheMisfitNation | x.com/CrishaunTheDon | The Misfit Nation LIVE 8: 30 ET (5: 30 PT) x.com/TheMisfitNation The Hake Report, Thursday, February 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Crishaun topics * (0:03:09) Hey guys! * (0:04:53) CRISHAUN the Don, TheM...

Trump, RFK vs psychiatric drugs for kids. Drugs to see self vs sober-minded restlessness. Trump vs Ukraine globohomo drama. Corporate campaign donations? The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:05) RFK's MAHA: Psychiatric meds * (0:12:06) SSRIs, Adam Lanza, * (0:15:08) Punchie TV: raised by children … * (0:16:49) ANDREW, Scotland: Friendship argument *...

Park Ranger family man FIRED from dream job! CALLS: Gov't wasted money! Diesel regulations? Big money? "SToLeN LaNd"? Interest on money? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 18, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:48) Hake News… * (0:03:30) I’ll sue! Other news… * (0:09:27) Hey, guys! * (0:13:13) Cry more, park ranger * (0:27:43) Arguing with the chat * (0:32:25) SHAWN, FL: Preppers, Jesus,...

Cohost, Bigg Bump: Jalen Hurts, for the black women. Cheryl Crow against Elon. DOGE vs USDS. The Hake Report, Monday, February 17, 2025 AD Bigg Bump https://x.com/bigg_bump | https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump | https://www.youtube.com/@biggbump | https://truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | https://rumble.com/user/BiggBump TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:55) Bigg Bump: black king and queens * (0:06...

Calls: Catholic, Jewish, Irish, and human nature! Dick Gregory: Get clean! Trayvon-GZ story retold. Biblical wisdom. The Hake Report, Friday, February 14, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Valentine's Day, etc * (0:04:46) Hey, guys! Life w/o thinking * (0:07:49) MICHAEL, Canada: Sorry Uber driver; Catholics vs the Crowd * (0:24:11) TERRI, OR: "Problematic," Irish, Trailer, Karen; Valentine's * (0:33:...

The real Israelites? Africa mess. Don't disclose vaxx status! Mother takeover! "Trans" students sue Trump! Far-left AP disrespects Gulf of America! The Hake Report, Thursday, February 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:42) Hake News… Thoughts… * (0:13:25) Hey, guys! Not All JLP tee * (0:17:46) ALLEN, MI: White Israelites? Slaves; Babylonian system * (0:24:30) ALLEN: Civil War; Bankin...

Elon: Impeach anti-Trump "judges"! Pam Bondi, woman "AG"? Projecting "trolling" on Hake! Plastic straws poll. Fun calls! The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 12, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:00) My shirt * (0:03:22) Hake News * (0:09:02) Hey, guys! * (0:11:30) Impeach evil judges * (0:26:38) Govt enemy * (0:30:25) JEFF, LA: Pam Bondi, women, first this, second that * (0:39:25) JEFF...

Punchie TV: Preacher vs gay? ("Reprobate mind"?) Rep John Larson (D-CT) freezes up! Uber driver lost job listening to Hake! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:21) Hake News * (0:10:28) Hey, guys! Zion tee * (0:12:47) WILL, Australia: BHI, Marcus Garvey, PsyOp * (0:17:01) WILL: Israel-Hamas war: "GeNoCiDe?" * (0:22:05) WILL: the Snake been quiet? * (...

Super Bowl mess. Army ad! Halt penny production! Messi's bodyguard. Skol! Lyme disease, hmm. Maxine Waters. Trump: False accusers, false convictions? The Hake Report, Monday, February 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Super Bowl * (0:02:02) Super Bowl, other stuff * (0:04:07) France is not competitive in AI * (0:07:38) Hey, guys! Mexican Monday, kids * (0:09:33) WILL, Australia: French, An...