Reddit Asks Us

Ahhh how sweet promotion is...I'm getting you arrested for tax fraud boss. Mean girl wants to come to my birthday party? Sure. But I get first punch in the children's octagon. Also remember if you are less than 1 foot apart you can legally kiss your bros In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks...

Trust me if you listen close enough you can hear the footsteps of people through the EARTH!! Play sports you enjoy because you’ll eventually transform into the ball! Also vegetables are not actually healthy, they are just there for earth aesthetic  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is...

Yea Jacob is never going to find out what I did to his toilet :| and unfortunately I accidentally turned your grandma into funko pop…sowwy :(( In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst fuck up you've had that you'll admit on your deathbed?” New episodes every T...

The only way to know if your oxygen tank is working is to hook it up to a carton of cigarettes! Did you know that you can even choose condiments as your side drink in your next meal from McDonalds! Also remember children need their daily doses of caffeine directly injected into their bloodstream  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of th...

I can’t believe I have to say this but geese and monkeys are not your friends! Also, don’t steal from baseball pitchers because you will feel it…in your head In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst case of "fuck around, find out" you have ever seen?” New episodes every T...

No your wifi doesn’t follow you around. Also, no wind is not the trees just trying to rizz up the ground and finally the government is not stealing your data, you just forgot your phone password.  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was your"I can't believe I have to ex...

I have a no music or podcast policy in drives longer than 2 hours. Having wet feet is actually healthy for you! I love having animals around, that why I taxidermic my past 17 pets! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What mundane activities are you convinced are a sign of a serial ki...

No it’s totally cool I don’t even drink coffee at work! No I absolutely would love your leftovers from the group BBQ!   No trust me I didn’t even want to be in the photo anyways! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What are examples of 'being picked last in gym class' as an adult?” N...

You mean we stopped giving away free meat because I was selling the rotten stuff in the back alley? What do you mean no more corporate credit cards?? I needed a spray tan for this meeting!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was ruined for everyone by one person being an idiot?...

Don’t you miss the cigarette haze? Or if I wrote your number down wrong I would never see you again? Or maybe learning the cure for depression is just taking a nice hike?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Everyone always talks about how good the 90's were. What was bad about t...

Did someone pretend to be a helpless grandma just to rob you at gun point? Did your European friends not understand they were talking to Cartel members? Or did you think you’d reach your demise by hanging out with communists in Brazil?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's your...

Oh did we not tell you we were bring you on as a slave? Dangggg yea sorry but there’s a bathroom fee of $5! Also you have to look out and sell to widows!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “People who quit their jobs on the first day what made you say, "I'm done with this?”...

Everybody knows you have to claim the child otherwise it’s not yours! OMG you are so hot after I paralyzed you! Trust me…I know best…and your mom doesn’t love you In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the biggest "Nah I'm out" moment you had on a date?” New epi...

Do they consistently leave a little bit of juice left in the glass? Need it to be the temperature of the North Pole? Or do they have craving for snacks that really nobody considers a snack? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the weirdest thing you've discovered about...

Bro don’t freak out murder is not what it used to be! Can I be served the cut of steak most resembling a human thigh? But you can relax filming you in the bathroom is great cause its going viral!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the most messed up thing someone has con...

Now remember nap time with Grandma doesn’t end at sixteen! Bathroom toiletries are for aesthetic purposes only!! And we don’t drink water…only refreshing Coca-Cola In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's a weird rule you had in your home growing up?” New episodes every Tuesday...

Do you cringe every time you see a glass of milk? Does the sound of someone eating make you want to lock yourself in a basement? Or are you repulsed by the sound of someone sharing your air? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What do you find disgusting but other people don't?”...

Did your theatric jump off the bus end in broken knees? Did you try to tell your crush you like her by making her faceplate in front of the entire class? Or did you think it was a good idea to snort an entire bag of pop rocks?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “People who let their...

Yooooo bro I dare you break all your arms and legs! I dare you to run around this party naked bro, everyone’s gonna love it!! Man there no way you drink that vat of acid!! You’re crazy man!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the craziest dare you did or or seen someone do in...

Probably a red flag to rejoiced at the death of your cat :| Did they wake you up with the smell of their skidmarks? Or did their lack of gun safety kind of a major turn off?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “If you have ever felt disgusted by a partner you had, why?” New episodes...

Is the date considered over when that bit of spit goes flying? Is it a universal fact that we all ignore it when we see someone do something embarrassing? And who taught us that if we leave our leg out of the blanket it’s an invitation for bed monsters? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks question...

Note to self: no “hand” expressions when talking to someone who has NO HANDS! I’m all about healthy relationships, my girlfriend told me it would be immoral to break up with her! And looking for a good salesman, I’ll sell all your crypto for half off!!  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks question...

I know I wasn’t supposed to run that red light but it was in God’s plan that I T-boned that biker! I know this hydrochloric acid says DO NOT DRINK but damn I bet it’s spicy! In my personal opinion trash compactors should know I’m a human and not crush me! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questi...

No that million dollar transfer into my account was a bonus!! Obviously! I promise we gotta guy all the cable boxes cause these things are never going outta style! Customers also love to hear that the products suck and don't work! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the fastes...

Did uncle Terry try to pass off his racism as “politics”? Someone thought pets welcome meant they could bring their pet parrot? Or did your cousins girlfriend decide the leftovers would look better in her fridge? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What ruined your thanksgiving?” New...