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At this point i'm going to have to accept defeat and secede power to the last tiny bit of juice left in the container...it has won

Unfortunately the TV dinner burps in my face weren't really "doing it" for me so yea i'm going to have to pass

Ummm so are you going to take our order or is this a staring contest? Oh nevermind I can see I just interrupted your doomscrolling my bad

I hate to break it to you but your "connection with animals" isn't really making me want to say yes to your arctic trip to meet polar bears and get them to stop eating people...

Wow you look exactly like my wife...who sadly passed away...but we should totally go out some time. I mean you kind of have to lol

Yeaaa so I hate to break it to you after you already bought those tickets to hawaii but I cannot surf...I just wanted to seem cool and give off surfer dude vibes..heh

Hiiiii honey so I posted to the local neighbourhood facebook groupchat about your erectile dysfunction and good news is that our neighbor would LOVE to chat with you about it!! Hope this helpssss love uuuuuu

So you're telling me if I buy your premium course there will be even more information in there, rather than the elite course that will make me a millionaire? SIGN ME UP!!!

I'm sorry man...I know she's pretty but her shoes had just a little too much green on them...like okay, yea we got a GRINCH LOVER HERE!! NO WAY!

Yea it doesn't count to be famous if you're going around asking people if they know you're famous...you still work at the drive through and I'd like my blizzard

So it turns out you can get a job by just walking in one day, sitting down at an empty desk and just pretending to work...cuz nobody is working there anyways...

Sorry guys my files got corrupted and I didnt have a backup for this weeks episode :(

Yea it turns out if you drive drunk in front of, well I don't know....WITNESSES...YOU WILL GET CAUGHT

I hate to break it to you Mike but everyone definitely remembers you stripping down to your tighty whiteys at the karaoke bar...on the bright side at least you won't have to work here anymore after your meeting with the boss!

No dude trust the more I watch this guy play blackjack online the higher my odds are of winning!!! You wouldn’t know because you don’t have any hobbies where you actually learn something and earn your way in life 

Hey man I’m new on the job so any work you do just let me take credit and we’ll get along just great! Also I forgot to flush the toilet so could you go ahead and do that for me? 

Don’t rock the boat by putting your elbows on the table?? Well sorry but we are about to experience a tsunami cause comfort MATTERS!

If anybody sees me driving this Prius I may have disappear forever…also do you think I’ll get a lot of likes on this ab pic for my IG??

A restaurant?? Alone? By yourself?? What do you like good food or something you LOSER?! 

Hey son, I love you…but did you ever think about my life and your life by extension are worthless if you don’t play the same sports as I did in high school? Good talk. 

Birds migrating at night? What do you think I’m that stupid?? Everyone knows birds can’t fly at night so those obviously bats. Really big ones though. With beaks. Huh. See new things every day I guess….

Okay hear me out…I know this deserted island has food and water and all the things we need to survive for a while…but I think we should take our chances in the middle of the Pacific

Hey babe, we needed more drama this year so I told everyone you cheated on me but I forgave you...❤️

Not only have I lost my keys...but I lost my bowl that I'm supposed to keep my keys is...and everything else in my apartment. Yanno I may have just gotten robbed

Well it turns out Australia is the scariest country in the world…and chickens aren’t pregnant when they lay eggs...