the STAB! show

In this streaming exclusive episode of the STAB! show, LD Leading Man and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of three season pre-orders, Frankie Lord, Marco Cabodi, & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on GCM, bootlegs of The Producers, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Gnomeo & Juliet, closing arguments in defense of Frankie’s first apartment, a zombie apocalypse, & really looking...

In this sandy, mysterious episode of the STAB! show, cocoa butter scented host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of hunky, brooding panelists, Daniel Kessenich, Sethu Chidambaram, & Dylan Fox to share their three PBS’, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters WEIACSH, TDUOPLS, & OJELUFO, descriptions of new cereals themed around street food vendors, a cereal called “Oops, All Invasive Thoug...

In this weird-o episode of the STAB! show, small, clucky host Jesse Jones welcomes a blue, furry, panel of Dayna Bryant, Bernie Baktashain, & Jack Marie to share their three takes on BF, pick-up lines to and from the polar ice caps, a tray of ribs, & baklava, recipes for things, including someone who just won’t take a hint, a pretty good trip to the river, & someone who says “irregardl...

In this familiar, fatty episode of the STAB! show, udderly capable host Jesse Jones welcomes a freshly churned panel of Emma Haney, Cierra Ramirez, & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three CCRIs, new Greeting Cards for “Happy Dissociation”, “Sorry You Had to Pull Out The Fat Clothes Again”, & “Get Fucked Soon”, craigslist postings for selling a Saturday morning fishing trip where you play the...

In this strong, proud episode of the STAB! show, that one guy, host Jesse Jones, welcomes the best panel of Carissa Edwards, Lacey Carroll, & Christy Farley to share their three takes on DBS, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters VWAEKPE, MUSMFEU, & OMEYPTA, campaign speeches for a disused Library Card trying to keep your position in a transition from an old wallet to a new one, a g...

In this bop of an episode of the STAB! show, catchy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of ear worms in Christiana, Emma Santora, & Eric Barger to share their three IFARs, pick-up lines to and from elitism, a dollop of sour cream, & a Peloton draped in dirty clothes, recipes for a pleasant Sunday afternoon, someone who always knows how to push your buttons, & a situation you're going to...

In this flerpinshtauple episode of the STAB! show, derpingleem and host Jesse Jones welcomes a parginstorn panel of Nick Coleman, & Nick Pettigrew to share their two takes on BSOD, six Sacramento Summer haiku, closing arguments in defense of bad things happening to good people, & polyester, angry poems about Legumes, & Buffoons, and tourism guides for Loominyúr Upon Upper Low Blünchesc...

In this non-afternoon episode of the STAB! show, dusky host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of dinner time pals, Dayna Bryant, Leo Antolin, & Tyler Kinney to share their three CCRAs, new Greeting Cards for congratulations on finally folding that mountain of laundry, sorry your kids just discovered all of the fanfiction you wrote in your teens, & Happy “Marriage of Convenience” Anniversary, ce...

In this fleshy, round episode of the STAB! show, easily winded host Jesse Jones welcomes an aspirationally athletic panel of Grant Potter, Alex Shewmaker, & Chris Emery to share their three takes on HBD, pick-up lines to and from a nature trail, a pot of office break room coffee at 4:45pm, & a wax sculpture of Chris Emery, craigslist posts for an apprenticeship opportunity to train to be a...

In this frighteningly portable episode of the STAB! Show, irrational phobia and host Jesse Jones welcomes a neatly packaged and scary panel of Jenna Swartz, Michelle Petro, & Jeff Brown to share their three NDHECNs, nine Google Searches from Canada, descriptions of restaurants themed around C-list Celebrities, Phobias, & a Two Goodyear Star Rated Restaurant, reviews of things including a Y...

In this deeply repressed episode of the STAB! show, lingering regret and host Jesse Jones welcomes a wistful, melancholy panel of Dayna Bryant, Emma Haney & Molly Doan to share their three takes on EBITDA, nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of a novelty joke factory, new breakfast cereals themed around 21st Century Parenting, a hoarder, & a cereal called “Oops All Carpet Samples”,...

In this gray, wiry episode of the STAB! show, Captain and host Jesse Jones welcomes a musky panel of Frankie Lord, Willie Travis & Kim Martel to share their three BURMAs, new Greeting Cards for “Sorry You Found Your First Gray Hair”, Happy “Confirmation That You Ain’t Shit” Day, & “Get Even Soon”, celebrations of Dr. Spock, International Harry Potter Day, GPS, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, th...

In this Arby’s loving episode of the STAB! show, Brisket Meal and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of large curly fries and large large Barq’s rootbeers, Marco Cabodi, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on DMTF, nine pieces on the bathroom wall of optimism, campaign speeches from a Shrek face waffle iron at a yard sale running for Mayor of a young adult’s kitchen,...

In this apex predatory episode of the STAB! show, hammerhead host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that can’t sleep or they die, consisting of Jessillee Windhaus, Alix Skye & Bernie Baktashian to share their three KUDs, definitions of new STAB!tionary words from letters RMYNIIF, CYOTUET, & DLIFLEU, closing arguments in defense of someone who's way too quick to use their horn, food poisoning, &...

In this concept proving episode of the STAB! show, absolute moron and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of writers of nonsense, Nick Coleman, Gigi McGill, & Gilbert Gonzalez to share their three takes on MOMA, pick-up lines to and from a new set of tires, Spring in Sacramento, & a just okay Chicken Parm, recipes for someone who always takes the stairs at work, a Cyber Truck owner, & so...

In this hella patriotic episode of the STAB! show, lifted host Jesse Jones welcomes a rugged, top of its class panel of Jack Marie, Leo Antolin & Christy to share their three COOCs, nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of bullies, craigslist postings for a book club that reviews 80s porn magazines, promoting new “Lose Money Slow” seminars, & a mismatch set of cookware, plates, bowls...

In this super fun, closely related episode of the STAB! show, vitamin F filled host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of facilitative panelists Connor Martin, Nicole Eichenberg, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on ANSI, pickup lines to and from oxidization, a dresser drawer full of sweatpants, & probability, new themed breakfast cereals including a cereal called “Rad Flakes”, the idea...

In this very specifically structured episode of the STAB! show, holder of the spreadsheet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a carefully organized panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to their three MTBFs, pick-up lines to and from the clearance bread section in Safeway, unprotected lefts, & an otter dressed like a butler, […]

In this buffed and tuft episode of the STAB! show, jacked rabbit and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that’s had something inside them awaken, including Frankie Lord, Dayna Bryant & Eric Barger, to share their three takes on FCL, nine happy haiku, craigslist posts for a serum that makes all of your reactions Looney […]

In this power episode of the STAB! show, little spoon and host Jesse Jones welcomes a gruff, breathy panel of Nick Pettigrew, Sam Hochhalter, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three CMYKs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of people who Roll Coal, recipes for an unforgettable camping trip, a workout routine you’d […]

In this new startup chill lounge episode of the STAB! show, entrepreneur and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of business partners including Cierra Ramirez, Sethu Chidambaram & Ben Rice to share their three takes on ASHRAE, nine Topical Haiku about the general chaos of the world, descriptions of restaurants themed around Stoned Snacking, trying […]

In this glitter strewn hard boiled episode of the STAB! show, detective, DJ and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of very stern pastie wearers Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Molly Doan to share their three STABs, bootlegs of 12 Monkeys, 12 Angry Men & Ocean’s Twelve, closing arguments in defense of cult classic status, […]

In this very civil, very loving episode of the STAB! show, object of hatred and host Jesse Jones invites a peace loving panel of Kameon Schmid, Milk Surface and Jeff Brown to share their three takes on LOVE, pick-up lines to or from a Canyon Beige Pearl 2009 Mitubishi Gallant, a pillowcase full of jelly, […]

In this really good episode of the STAB! show, high quality host Jesse Jones welcomes a repetitive panel of Gilbert Gonzalez, Ben Warheit & Christy Farley to share their three PRIs, nine items on the bulletin board of a coffee shop in a RomCom, closing arguments in defense of an awkward standoff when the check […]

In this moody hair flipping episode of the STAB! show, skater boi and host Jesse Jones welcomes a shoe gazing panel of Frankie Lord, Bernie Bakrashian & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on BTWBO, bootlegs versions of Ford vs. Ferrari, Rat Race, & Doctor Who, breakfast cereals themed around puberty, Alpha Bros, & […]