the STAB! show

In this leafy episode of the STAB! show, healthful adventurer and host Jesse Jones welcomes a cruciferous panel of Micaela Pettigrew, Michelle Petro, & Lacey Carroll to share their three takes on DML, nine 2026 Winter Olympic haiku, closing arguments in defense of drunken late night online impulse purchases, rain on your wedding day, and a free ride, when you’ve already paid, & that guy wi...

In this damp, dank episode of the STAB! show, moist host Jesse Jones welcomes a whiffy panel of Sethu Chidambaram, Jeff Brown, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three GHINs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Self Determination, celebrations of Yerba Buena, Olympic curling, the Rubik’s Cube, Dick Cheney, bell chimes, & The Lone Ranger, descriptions of new drugs, including Steamed...

In this achingly poor episode of the STAB! show, destitute host Jesse Jones welcomes a grumbly tummy panel of Adam Cranfill, Gaby Gilmore, & Joe Matthews to share their three takes on NCS, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters EFILOFT, POEEUTR, KYUBUKA, craigslist postings for six dozen bankers boxes full of punch cards that you think might be a 1960s AI program, or something, a collect...

In this resting scowl of an episode of the STAB! show, REAL annoyed host Jesse Jones welcomes a deep sigh of a panel of Dayna Bryant, Brett Stults, & Kim Martel to share their three HCFCs, pick-up lines to or from a manipulative groundhog, a pretty good waffle breakfast, & the couch in your grandparents’ family room that no one was ever allowed to go in, descriptions of breakfast cereals b...

In this aggressively light hearted episode of the STAB! show, mirth bomber and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of anarcho-jokesters Bernie Baktashian, & Daniel Kessenich to share their two takes on HRDC, six topical haiku about the first week and a half of 2026, campaign speeches for a sandwich bag full of googly eyes running for a position in an anarchist’s messenger bag, & a t-shirt qu...

In this tastefully attired episode of the STAB! show, fabric tube and host Jesse Jones welcomes an immodest panel of Kameron Schmid, Jeff Brown, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three BRDFs, pick-up lines to and from a motivational poster, an independent coffee shop, & a vanity license plate, craigslist postings for a flat of mason jars filled with various wishes, services as a personal cust...

In this festivly traditional episode of the STAB! show, it’s our 2025 STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza! And this year, host and jolly gent Jesse Jones welcomes friends, performers and producers of STAB! things Alex Shewmaker, Bernie Baktashian, Cierra Ramirez, Connor Martin, Cory Barringer, Daniel Kessenich, Emma Haney, Emma Santora, Frankie Lord, Gigi McGill, Jack Marie, Jaclyn Weiand...

In this ever so slightly off episode of the STAB! show, twisted host Jesse Jones welcomes a chilly panel of Dylan Fox, Mikhail Cherynavsky, & Jeff Brown to share their three PRIMEs, pick-up lines to and from the guy at the Christmas party that makes sure to point out the mistletoe, one of Santa’s back-up reindeer, & a plate of sugar cookies, craigslist postings for spots in a DIY class for...

In this cold, lonely, overwhelming episode of the STAB! show, gruel covered host Jesse Jones welcomes a whooping cough riddled, parentless panel of Emma Haney, Kyle Buis & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on CHIM, nine haiku about the Christmas season, celebrations of the Milestone Mo-Tel, Bob Barker, Saturday Night Fever, Bush v Gore, the HMS Duchess, & National Ding-A-Ling Day, de...

In this fruitfully multiplying episode of the STAB! show, sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of low hanging Dougs, Jack Marie, Brett Stults & Christy Farley to share their three MLYs, new Greeting Cards for “our condolences on this, the anniversary of you absolutely losing your shit in public for something that you later realized was 100% your fault”, Happy “Apparently successful one nig...

In this unfortunately accurate episode of the STAB! show, air clump and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of yuck drizzle in Dayna Bryant, David Shapiro & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on PTL, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters AZTNIPE, JEJWBEV, & VSDUKIM, descriptions of restaurants themed around Black Friday, train travel, and a restaurant named “Oops, All Sky Stuffs”...

In this gluttonous holiday themed episode of the STAB! show, shameful host Jesse Jones welcomes a guilty panel of Jenna Swartz, Cierra Ramirez, & Daniel Kessenich to share their three takes on NFL, nine items on the bathroom walls of Black Friday, three recipes for each panelists’ family’s traditional Thanksgiving Day, the toyifications of a food coma, colonialism, & leftovers, and synopsi...

In this epic struggle of an episode of the STAB! show, burly, hair host Jesse Jones welcomes a strong, majestic panel of Christiana, Micaela Pettigrew, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three SHSAAs, bootlegs of Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Alice’s Restaurant, & Dutch, craigslist postings for a bib collection from various sit down eateries, a line of designer fragrances made in your gar...

In this consistent, reliable episode of the STAB! show, six quarter host Jesse Jones welcomes an all beef panel of Grant Potter, Alex Shewmaker, & Chris Emery to share their three takes on PIMA, new greeting cards including a “Happy Surprise Holiday Season Layoff” card, “So You’ve Got $40 In Your Savings Account” card, & "Congratulations on Shitting Your Pants For The First Time as an Adul...

In this comfortable, accepted episode of the STAB! show, warm counterbalance and host Jesse Jones welcomes an acceptable, sturdy panel of Connor Martin, Rebecca Beskeen, & Michelle Petro to share their three GHBs, nine (more or less) items on the break room bulletin board of pragmatism, recipes for things including who the stinky kid in elementary school grew up to be, someone who just always...

In this fragrant episode of the STAB! show, unpleasant surprise of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a leafy, whiffy panel of Marco Cabodi, Sam Hochhalter, & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on PSAT, pick-up lines to and from a nice hearty Fall soup, actionable intelligence, & craisins, descriptions of new cereals themed around Steampunk, a liquor store, & a feeling of accomplishment,...

In this lung full of hospitality that IS this episode of the STAB! show, sweet tea stinkin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a debutant panel of Sam Hochhalter, Heather Rogue, & Jack Marie to share their three PUUs, nine haiku about the state of the world, campaign speeches from a box of dental floss campaigning for a spot in the Halloween Candy bowl, a bottle of Tabasco sauce in the work fridge that...

In this super close, tight knit episode of the STAB! show, closer than a brother host Jesse Jones welcomes a strictly platonic panel of Cierra Ramirez, Tessa Brown, & Dayna Bryant to share their three takes on RIF, bootlegs of Jeepers Creepers, Zombieland, & Omen, closing arguments in defense of being bullied in middle school, choosing a really dumb hill to die on, & insomnia, angry po...

In this healthy, full formed episode of the STAB! show, regular host Jesse Jones welcomes a corny panel of Kameron Schmid, Cory Barringer, & Eric Barger to share their three HAGOs, new Greeting Cards for “Congratulations on that threesome”, “Incase you thought we forgot”, “Happy First time you told your kids, ‘Because I Said So’ Day”, celebrations of Stanislav Petrov, Linda Hamilton, one dolla...

In this thick and yeasty episode of the STAB! show, nutty, full bodies host Jesse Jones welcomes a glass of an uncrustable panel in Joe-Joe Louis, Ben Warheit, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on BLOG, bootleg versions of The Croods, Kangaroo Jack, & The Love Guru, new theme restaurants including “Oops, All Bread!”, and themed around a miserable family reunion picnic, & a bri...

In this hatful, Momly episode of the STAB! show, outsider barely holding it all together, and host, Jesse Jones welcomes a cacophonic up skirt panel of Jeff Brown, Emma Haney, & Kim Martel to share their three YMBJs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters WILEJAT, EHACOUM, & LNGIACU, recipes for effectively enhancing a resume, for gettin’ down in da club, & someone really into dr...

In this exceptionally furry episode of the STAB! show, good boy and host Jesse Jones welcomes a purr-fect panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Jess Roberts, & Molly Doan to share their three takes on COL, pick-up lines to and from a straw man argument, banana Laughy Taffy, & the 90s Taco Bell interior design aesthetic, campaign speeches for oganesson seeking re-election to the board of noble gasses, a...

In this frothy, salty episode of the STAB! show, thieving crab and host Jesse Jones welcomes a briney panel of Lacey Carroll, Connor Martin, & Sam Hochhalter share their three MOOPs, new greeting cards for occasions including Happy Petty Revenge Day, Sorry you’ve just realized you’ve Finally become what you swore growing up that you’d never be, & Congratulations on the new Drug Habit, crai...

In this over the pants episode of the STAB! show, grinding and sweating host Jesse Jones welcomes a chafed panel of Grant Potter, Tessa Brown, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on CML, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters TYRDEAB, EPBTELM, & ATDJDIW, recipes for an enticing carnival game, someone who still believes in the goodness of others, & a middle school skating pa...

In this totally terrific tour through the STAB! show, hecka sick host Jesse Jones welcomes an eerily forgotten panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Brett Stults & Jenna Swartz to share their three HPCCs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Suck Ups, celebrations of weather forecasts, Jerry Garcia, MTV, Dune, oxygen, & Jason Momoa, descriptions of new drugs, Thinkful Wishings, Micro Tre...