the STAB! show

In this monumentally safe episode of the STAB! show, big gritty host Jesse Jones welcomes a treacherous panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Kameron Schmid, & Tyler Kinney to share their three DUMBs, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on surviving a near death experience”, “Happy ‘You Touched A Butt Day!’”, & “Wishing you Ill in this Difficult Time”, closing arguments in defense of a matchmaker wi...

In this gloriously gooey episode of the STAB! show, stringy, dippable host Kameron Schmid, welcomes a gorgeous, golden panel of Eric Barger, Sam Hochhalter, & Jesse Jones to share their three takes on WFH, pick-up lines to and from a cartoon alien, a rodeo clown, & a sassy housekeeper, celebrations of the invention of Coca-Cola, Hank Williams’ second divorce from Audrey Sheppard, Fritz Von...

In this devastating, fierce episode of the STAB! show, easy target and host Jesse Jones welcomes a shredding panel of Dylan Fox, Willie Travis, & Marco Cabodi to share their three CWDs, nine Summer Vacation haiku, campaign speeches from a certificate from the International Star Registry running for Mayor of a divorced Dad's game room, a half a roll of single ply toilet paper running for a posi...

In this flatulent episode of the STAB! show, cheek clappin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a fragrant, noisy, hilarious panel of Jeff Brown, Dayna Bryant, & Emma Haney share their three takes on EFNH, bootlegs of The Middle, Mike & Molly, & CSI:Cyber, recipes for an inside joke, a super chill pool party, & someone with absolutely zero self awareness, dating profiles for the disembodied...

In this humiliating episode of the STAB! show, bully with specific needs and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sloshing, snarfing panel of Jack Marie, Micaela Pettigrew, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BCMs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters COIBRPS, AFOSATA, & UFQTTNE, descriptions of new cereals themed around being sick at home on a school day as a kid, a work function outside t...

In this aggressively noodled episode of the STAB! show, hearty host Jesse Jones welcomes a creamy, brothy panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Coleman, & Christy Farley to share their three takes on TBO, nine items on the bathroom walls of Optimism, craigslist postings for a just okay moral compass, a reasonably priced, a reasonably priced, gently used, time travel sphere, & services as an on call...

In this hearty British treat of an episode of the STAB! show, big clock and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel innit, of Daniel Kessenich, Christiana, & Marco Cabodi to share their three E&Cs, nine items on the breakroom bulletin board of Jerk Ass Dipshit Fuck Wads, closing arguments in defense of slum lords, current fast food prices, & someone who can’t stand people who “Can’t take a j...

In this disturbingly damp episode of the STAB! show, bindle boy and host Jesse Jones welcomes a gruff, moist panel of Cory Barringer, Rebecca Beskeen, & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on WADR, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters OUAFCDU, PCIPBIL, & EWLARXA, breakfast cereals themed around Summer vacations growing up, the Industrial Revolution, & a cereal called “Sug...

In this first thought theater episode of the STAB! show, top of mind host Jesse Jones welcomes an impulsive panel of Connor Martin, Mikhail Chernyavky, & Brett Stults to share their three TNCCs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters EDUOBML, KUDOLIA, & ARPMUCE, campaign speeches from a magic eight ball running for the position of Chief Financial Officer of a struggling college stude...

In our fourth trip to Crocker ArtMix, drippy yuck host Jesse Jones welcomes a bucket full of panel glop including Frankie Lord, Lacey Carroll, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three CAMs, descriptions of new drugs including, Little Blue Boys, O’Keeffe Kush, & Dali Drops, and synopsis of Made-Up Movies, “Star University”, “Nancy Zap and the Megaghosts”, & “Meal”.

In this still pretty good episode of the STAB! show, ferret with a limp and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of slightly used birds, Carissa Edwards, Mickey McKim, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on RBCA, pick-up lines to and from a backyard full of snails, a self-conscious tiger, & an amateur sky writer, craigslist postings for a light, easy, breathable couture hazmat suit for...

In this hummus covered episode of the STAB! show, extra mild host Jesse Jones welcomes a chaotic, dangerous spread of a panel of Kameron Schmid, Gaby Gilmore, & Molly Doan to share their three CERRAs, nine Spring haiku, recipes for defending yourself against a gaslighter, someone who really commits themselves to a retro trend, & hosting a get together with friends that you won't actually h...

In this leisurely buoyant episode of the STAB! show, rigid hot Jesse Jones welcomes a floaty panel of Sean Crandall, Kyle Buis, & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SCOBY, nine bulletin board items from the break room of Morning People, craigslist postings for a meme collection of varying dankness, a post asking people if you could “just get a bite of that”, & a fleet of zeppelin, th...

In this precise and brutal episode of the STAB! show, swan and host Jesse Jones welcomes a intricately graphed panel of Ben Rice, Jenna Shartz, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three WITHIHs, pick-up lines to and from a stressed out sloth, a saucy little pencil case with a secret, & Red 40, campaign speeches for a stack of seventies, porn magazines running for mayor of the most kick ass yar...

In this ethically dosed episode of the STAB! show, brightly colored host Jesse Jones welcomes a freaked out panel of Eric Barger, Dani Walsh, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on OA, new STAB!tionary entries including IOARSRC, MYAULIH & OWTPUMH, new breakfast cereals including a cereal called “Hella O’s”, and others themed around toxic positivity, & art school, descriptions of...

In this very wrong episode of the STAB! show, expectant host Jesse Jones welcomes a glowing, radiant panel of Dayna Bryant, Rebecca Beskeen, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BISTs, nine items from the bathroom walls of the Olympic Village in Milano Cortina, Lip Filler, campaign speeches from a small convenience store in Hollywood where various C-list celebrities can sometimes be seen buying...

In this pew pew episode of the STAB! show, cool guy Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of long hand folk in Emma Haney, Cierra Ramirez, & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on DIO, new Greeting Cards for “Happy Better You Than Me, Day”, "Congratulations on Watching 16 Straight Days of Curling”, & “Wishing You Well on This, Your Current Rock Bottom”, craigslist postings for discount taxiderm...

In this genre twisting episode of the STAB! show, scary boy host Jesse Jones welcomes a den of bears in Willie Travis, Jorge Hernandez, & Jack Marie to share their three HELLs, pick-up lines to and from a rusty meat hook, an old leather glove with knives on it, & blood, recipes for things, including a creepy doll or stuffed animal that MIGHT be telling people to do murder, but might also j...

In this leafy episode of the STAB! show, healthful adventurer and host Jesse Jones welcomes a cruciferous panel of Micaela Pettigrew, Michelle Petro, & Lacey Carroll to share their three takes on DML, nine 2026 Winter Olympic haiku, closing arguments in defense of drunken late night online impulse purchases, rain on your wedding day, and a free ride, when you’ve already paid, & that guy wi...

In this damp, dank episode of the STAB! show, moist host Jesse Jones welcomes a whiffy panel of Sethu Chidambaram, Jeff Brown, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three GHINs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Self Determination, celebrations of Yerba Buena, Olympic curling, the Rubik’s Cube, Dick Cheney, bell chimes, & The Lone Ranger, descriptions of new drugs, including Steamed...

In this achingly poor episode of the STAB! show, destitute host Jesse Jones welcomes a grumbly tummy panel of Adam Cranfill, Gaby Gilmore, & Joe Matthews to share their three takes on NCS, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters EFILOFT, POEEUTR, KYUBUKA, craigslist postings for six dozen bankers boxes full of punch cards that you think might be a 1960s AI program, or something, a collect...

In this resting scowl of an episode of the STAB! show, REAL annoyed host Jesse Jones welcomes a deep sigh of a panel of Dayna Bryant, Brett Stults, & Kim Martel to share their three HCFCs, pick-up lines to or from a manipulative groundhog, a pretty good waffle breakfast, & the couch in your grandparents’ family room that no one was ever allowed to go in, descriptions of breakfast cereals b...

In this aggressively light hearted episode of the STAB! show, mirth bomber and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of anarcho-jokesters Bernie Baktashian, & Daniel Kessenich to share their two takes on HRDC, six topical haiku about the first week and a half of 2026, campaign speeches for a sandwich bag full of googly eyes running for a position in an anarchist’s messenger bag, & a t-shirt qu...

In this tastefully attired episode of the STAB! show, fabric tube and host Jesse Jones welcomes an immodest panel of Kameron Schmid, Jeff Brown, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three BRDFs, pick-up lines to and from a motivational poster, an independent coffee shop, & a vanity license plate, craigslist postings for a flat of mason jars filled with various wishes, services as a personal cust...

In this festivly traditional episode of the STAB! show, it’s our 2025 STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza! And this year, host and jolly gent Jesse Jones welcomes friends, performers and producers of STAB! things Alex Shewmaker, Bernie Baktashian, Cierra Ramirez, Connor Martin, Cory Barringer, Daniel Kessenich, Emma Haney, Emma Santora, Frankie Lord, Gigi McGill, Jack Marie, Jaclyn Weiand...