the STAB! show

In this ancient, all consuming episode of the STAB! show, mortal vessel and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of Old Gods including Jack Marie, Willie Travis & Tyler Kinney to share their three MMORPGs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters IIUPWBB, EFGULTP & DENHRWU, campaign speeches from the single washrag in the shared bathroom […]

In this cute widdwe episode of the STAB! show, succotash sufferer and host Jesse Jones welcomes a fragrant panel of Carissa Edwards, Alex Shewmaker & Chris Emery to share their three takes on GUID, bootlegs of War of the Roses, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, & Newsies, closing arguments in defense of factory […]

In this juicy, bone in episode of the STAB! show, host and grandma Jesse Jones welcomes a salty knuckled panel of Sam Hochhalter & Dayna Bryant to share their two BMIs, pickup lines to and from a rorschach test, & some comfy, ratty, around the house weekend clothes, celebrations of the first great Texas oil […]

In this flirty episode of the STAB! show, confident, forward host Jesse Jones invites a super receptive panel of Marco Cabodi, Christiana, & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on BOPM, nine items on the Thanksgiving break room bulletin board, restaurants themed around 70s Sci-fi, a restaurant specializing in cheat day meals, & a […]

In this sadly slightly muffled episode of the STAB! show, it’s our 2024 STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza! And this year host and merrymaker Jesse Jones welcomes friends, performers and producers of STAB! things Alex Shewmaker, Andy Sarouhan, Ben Warheit, Brett Stults, Cory Barringer, David Shapiro, Dayna Bryant, Emma Haney, Eric Barger, Frankie Lord, […]

In this festively flocked episode of the STAB! show, 22 year old willing host Jesse Jones welcomes a spizzy panel of Frankie Lord, Paul Burke & Eric Barger to share their three takes on JINGLE, pick-up lines to and from a carton of eggnog, the guy from the Baby It’s Cold Outside song, & Ten […]

In this questionably useful episode of the STAB! show, twice sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes a chafed panel of Kameron Schmid, Sean Crandall, & Tyler Kinney to share their three CBRs, nine topical haiku about the panel’s feelings about the holiday season, recipes for someone who fake laughs way too much, someone who has all […]

In this aggressive episode of the STAB! show, blinking host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of wankers Mikhail Chernyavsky, Carissa Edwards & Jack Marie to share their three takes on HRH, pick-up lines to and from a medicine cabinet, laundromat, & a needy attention starved couch, new breakfast cereals themed around a calm, rational, level […]

In this very Mommy, very Hatty episode of the STAB! show, object of rage and host Jesse Jones welcomes a fan favorite panel of Dayna Bryant, Cierra Ramirez & Jeff Brown to share their three LMGTFYs, nine pieces on the bathroom wall of the Holiday Season, recipes for someone who just knows how to push […]

In this gut busting episode of the STAB! show, quacked up host Jesse Jones welcomes a fatty liver panel of Suzette Veneti, Leo Antolin & Connor Martin to share their three takes on PSIA, bootlegs of 16 Candles, Runaway Bride, & Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, closing arguments in defense of basicness, being kinda mid […]

In this starchy, saucy episode of the STAB! show, doughy host Jesse Jones welcomes a foul mouthed panel of Willie Travis, Jenna Swartz & Kim Martel, to share their three BFNs, topical haiku about the state of the world, craigslist posts for a spot on an impossible air ship that once it launches will never […]

In this very dangerous, very real episode of the STAB! show, vial with a skull and crossbones on it, and host Jesse Jones welcomes a weapon wielding panel of Brett Stults, Bernie Baktashian & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on JEF, pick-up lines to or from a pizza place that still has a […]

In this absolutely unassuming episode of the STAB! show, host and just host Jesse Jones welcomes a jacked, cherry scented panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Kameron Schmid, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three SPOOKYs, greeting cards for “So you just turned into a werewolf for the first time?”, “Congratulations, you’re a bunch of parts from […]

In this Joantastic episode of the STAB! show, host, Joan, Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of Joans, Jeff Brown, Dayna Bryant & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on UNFDAC, bootlegs of Happy’s Place, Fire Country, & Joan, closing arguments in defense of Miracle Whip, moral ambiguity, & someone who joins in every conversation […]

In this zero mouthfeel episode of the STAB! show, soupless host Jesse Jones welcomes a drippy red panel of Ben Rice, Sam Hochhalter & Molly Doan to share their three BUBLs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters VUZEODO, HFURLXA, & KAYNYIC, craigslist ads for a room for rent in a horror movie, an assortment of […]

In this infinite episode of the STAB! show, small fragment of forever and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of forgotten star dust in Sethu Chidambaram, Gilbert Gonzalez & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on TLC, bootlegs of The Princess Bride, The Land Before Time & Everything, Everywhere, All At Once, celebrations of […]

In this bumpy, helpful episode of the STAB! show, plasticy host Jesse Jones welcomes a sexy, adaptive panel of Dayna Bryant, Andy Sarouhan & Nick Pettigrew to share their three PEBKACs, pick-up lines to and from spatial awareness, those bumpy yellow crosswalk curbs, & a countertop compost bin, closing arguments in defense of toll bridges, […]

In this lit episode of the STAB! show, cringe host Jesse Jones welcomes a main character energy panel of Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on FOAD, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters NMOHEEL, KEMEUNF, & YUUPPYL, new breakfast cereals themed around giving up on your dreams, elective surgeries, […]

In this easily passing episode of the STAB! show, popsicle stick bridge and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of unsprouted seeds in Alex Shewmaker, Kyle Buis & Grant Potter to share their three HWAs, nine Friday the 13th haiku, campaign speeches for an elementary school science fair project running for a position in a […]

In this hilariously thoughtful episode of the STAB! show, sad, pensive host Jesse Jones welcomes a deep, slap stick panel of Willie Travis, Brett Stults & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on IBR, nine items on the bathroom walls of Person Growth, descriptions of theme restaurants, themed around Americanized International Cuisine, The New […]

In this largely man made episode of the STAB! show, glossy, blistered host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of petroleum based pals Marco Cabodi, Leo Antoline & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three JCLAs, new STAB!toinary entries from random letters IBNBUWP, OIDPBSD, & SEREOCW, recipes for a perfect replacement front man for a band, someone […]

In this incredibly detailed episode of the STAB! show host and ruggedly chiseled gym leader Jesse Jones catches all of a panel of Kim Martel, Jack Marie & Eric Barger and makes them share their three takes on IMIO, bootleg versions of dressage, hammer throw & pickle ball, celebrations of Wayne Gretzky, Dan Levy, Betty […]

In this belligerent but compelling episode of the STAB! show, host and cup looking guy Jesse Jones welcomes a warped and stained panel of Jeff Brown, Frankie Lord & Molly Doan to share their three FLOATERs, new Greeting Cards for “Sorry, but everyone totally saw that”, “So you’re pretty sure you didn’t mutter under your […]

In this confused, afraid edition of the STAB! show, white old host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of curmudgeons Mikhail Chernyavski, Dani Walsh & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on IOC, nine Old White Men bulletin board items, closing arguments in defense of weak coffee, hotter summers, & apathy, reviews of things, including […]

In this STAB! episode of many colors, flimsy, cut out host Jesse Jones welcomes a thoughtfully assembled and meaningful panel of Christiana, Connor Martin & Christy Farley to share their three COOCs, nine 2024 Summer Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for cool aunt lessons, a duffel bag full of bed bug infested throw pillows, & one […]