Relatively Blonde

Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again - still over-caffeinated, underprepared, and speaking with a level of confidence that really should be studied 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode is, once again, completely unhinged as we dive headfirst into topics that probably should’ve stayed private, starting with a very *in-depth* discussion on shaving your arsehole (yes, really...

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people with microphones 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode is a full-blown spiral as we get into everything — from the madness of the manosphere documentary to a deep dive into our night at Glasgow’s Corset Club (the best night out in Glasgow?). Naturally, we could...

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given microphones 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week we’re joined by a very special guest for chaotic conversations — the iconic Abbie Blyth. Naturally, the episode immediately dissolves into unregulated girl chat as we talk about all things life, love, and the lessons that arri...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the internet chaos surrounding Bonnie Blue being pregnant (the timeline? the lore? the group chat reactions?), before spiralling into one of life’s biggest scientific mysteries: why are yawns contagious and why does it only take...

It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the BAFTAs drama (because why is there always a scandal when celebrities put on formalwear?), deep dive into the Prince Andrew arrest discourse and even touch on the never-ending Epstein island mess… allegedly, hyp...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all things Valentine’s Day - the good, the bad, and the BASKETS? 💌 Of course, they couldn’t ignore the lat...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lucy Letby case (because of course we had thoughts), unpack the latest Love Island drama like seasoned villa analysts, and react to Molly-Mae’s pregnancy news in real time 👀 They also discuss getting banned from TikTok Live (iconic behaviour, allegedly), debate...

Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri talk ball busters, the strange appeal of hurricane shots, and dissect wedding food like it’s a personal attack on their wellbeing 👰🍸 They also unpack the Grammys red carpet looks, question whether Elvis is actually alive and well, and dive headfirst i...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-Mae behind it all, unpack the Traitors final like it’s a crime scene, and attempt to understand what on earth is going on with the Beckham family 👀 They also debate age ranges in dating (with very strong opinions), discuss the rise of old shaggers, and dive in...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂 They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a truly unhinged dating dilemma involving a father and son, and generally question every life choice along t...

The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession. They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated ABBA vs Queen debate, and of course… Botox chat. Same cousins, same chaos — just with fewer theme tune...

The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors. They also spill all the tea on their brand new Patreon BLONDES UNCUT, the unfiltered behind the scenes version of the pod you didn’t know yo...

The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen. From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and everything in between, this episode is a full-on ride with three girls who never hold back. If you love...

This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm. In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to talk viral moments, influencer life, unexpected fame and what it’s really like to become a local icon w...

The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Diddy to some seriously unhinged conspiracies that have their group chats on fire. And just when you think it can’t get any messier, they read out a listener dilemma that is truly disgusting. Like, we wish we were exaggerating. Expect unfiltered opinions...

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers. They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary school memories and share some hilarious sister-style squabbles, from petty fallouts to full-blown drama....

This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls are covering it all with zero filter. They’re also getting a bit deeper, chatting about the chaos of navigating your 20s, the climate anxiety that comes with global warming, and how to show up with confidence even when you’re crumbling inside. It’s...

The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight into the Britney Millar online scandal, the Caroline Flack documentary and even a full chat about Glesga nature which somehow turned into one of the funniest parts of the episode 🌧️🌲 You’re also getting updates on previous dilemmas including the ones eve...

It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive into everything from Alan Carr’s latest chaos to a dilemma where someone gets criticised simply for being Scottish (aye, we’ve got thoughts 👀). We’re also unpacking the wild world of salon scandals, the madness of concert ticket wars, and of course — a bra...

It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice 😉 Of course, no episode would be complete without a few fresh dilemmas from you lot - and these ones? A...

It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on Mount Everest. 🏔️🥔 From baked potato debates to FaceApp horrors, it’s an episode full of unhinged laughs...

The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new documentary. It’s chaotic, unfiltered and full of belly laughs — basically, classic Relatively Blonde behaviour...

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM cheating. Add in some messy holiday chaos and you’ve got the perfect recipe for laughter, gasps, and “did...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼‍🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that heals all wounds… Glasgow scran. Expect laughter, oversharing, and a few food recommendations you’ll want to try straight after listening. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin...

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden days of X Factor and poor Paul Potts, and sharing the highs and lows of trying to figure out life in your 20s. Expect a mix of laughs, honesty, and those “same, bestie”...