Relatively Blonde

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week kicks off with what can only be described as a riveting conversation about… bins. Don’t ask us how we got there, because we honestly couldn’t tell you. From there, we tackle one of lif...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're talking all things spa days as we settle the age-old debate: facials or massages... which one is actually worth the money? We also spill all the tea from our night at the Scotti...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week, the blondes are back with absolutely no plan, plenty of opinions, and several conversations that probably should've stayed in the group chat 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ We kick things off with Craig Ferguson, who successfully completed his walk across America and raised £1 million for SAMH - iconic, emotional, and honestly makin...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, unnecessary opinions, and conversations that start in one place and end somewhere completely different 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Lorri explains why she didn't end up going to Florida after all - and surprisingly, why she's actually totally okay with it. Meanwhile, she's mad...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Against all odds, another week has passed and the blondes have somehow found themselves back behind the microphones - armed with opinions, questionable stories, and absolutely no intention of staying on topic 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week we celebrate hitting 300 Patreon besties (which genuinely blows our minds), before immediately...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Before we even get started this week, we need to address the fact that absolutely nobody was steering the ship. The topics are chaotic, the opinions are strong, and at several points we completely lose track of how we got onto the subject in the first place 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Jade debriefs us on her London trip - the hi...

Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Fresh week, fresh chaos, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones once again - armed with opinions, emotional instability, and absolutely no media training 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off with the Louise Thompson controversy before taking a slightly more emotional turn as Lorri opens up about the...

Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, spiralling, and speaking far too confidently on topics we absolutely aren’t qualified to discuss 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a very honest chat about Mounjaro and how it’s actually affected us - the good, the bad, and the side effects that nobody rea...

https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health New week, new episode, and somehow the blondes are back once again - still surviving on caffeine, chaos, and the belief that every thought deserves a microphone 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with an absolutely brutal review of Tim Hortons matcha (honkin’ is putting it lightly), before we somehow spiral into non-surgical facelifts, booby sucking, and...

It’s a new week, a new episode, and the blondes are back - although this time it’s a bit touch and go. Lorri is quite literally hanging on for dear life, fighting for survival, while Jade is doing everything in her power to keep the energy levels somewhere above rock bottom 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a trip down memory lane as we unpack Xscape and its many eras - the many names,...

New episode, new level of chaos, and somehow the blondes are back — still running on caffeine, bad decisions, and a confidence that really should come with a disclaimer 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a full debrief from the fight — yes, we’re addressing it, no, we didn’t handle it well, and yes… we have thoughts. From there, we take a nostalgic turn back to the glory days of Topshop...

New week, new episode, and against all odds the blondes are back - still powered by caffeine, chaos, and a level of confidence that really needs to be looked into 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect… in complete chaos, as we attempt to process the concept of an online rape academy (yes, unfortunately that is a real sentence) and question what is actually wrong with...

VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotland Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies...

Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that really needs to be evaluated 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off in full chaos mode as we unpack Jade’s period anxiety - because nothing says a peaceful week like spiralling over your own body - closely followed by Lorri’s absolutely horrific st...

Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again - still over-caffeinated, underprepared, and speaking with a level of confidence that really should be studied 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode is, once again, completely unhinged as we dive headfirst into topics that probably should’ve stayed private, starting with a very *in-depth* discussion on shaving your arsehole (yes, really...

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people with microphones 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode is a full-blown spiral as we get into everything — from the madness of the manosphere documentary to a deep dive into our night at Glasgow’s Corset Club (the best night out in Glasgow?). Naturally, we could...

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given microphones 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week we’re joined by a very special guest for chaotic conversations — the iconic Abbie Blyth. Naturally, the episode immediately dissolves into unregulated girl chat as we talk about all things life, love, and the lessons that arri...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the internet chaos surrounding Bonnie Blue being pregnant (the timeline? the lore? the group chat reactions?), before spiralling into one of life’s biggest scientific mysteries: why are yawns contagious and why does it only take...

It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the BAFTAs drama (because why is there always a scandal when celebrities put on formalwear?), deep dive into the Prince Andrew arrest discourse and even touch on the never-ending Epstein island mess… allegedly, hyp...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all things Valentine’s Day - the good, the bad, and the BASKETS? 💌 Of course, they couldn’t ignore the lat...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lucy Letby case (because of course we had thoughts), unpack the latest Love Island drama like seasoned villa analysts, and react to Molly-Mae’s pregnancy news in real time 👀 They also discuss getting banned from TikTok Live (iconic behaviour, allegedly), debate...

Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri talk ball busters, the strange appeal of hurricane shots, and dissect wedding food like it’s a personal attack on their wellbeing 👰🍸 They also unpack the Grammys red carpet looks, question whether Elvis is actually alive and well, and dive headfirst i...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-Mae behind it all, unpack the Traitors final like it’s a crime scene, and attempt to understand what on earth is going on with the Beckham family 👀 They also debate age ranges in dating (with very strong opinions), discuss the rise of old shaggers, and dive in...

It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂 They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a truly unhinged dating dilemma involving a father and son, and generally question every life choice along t...

The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession. They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated ABBA vs Queen debate, and of course… Botox chat. Same cousins, same chaos — just with fewer theme tune...