Relatively Blonde

The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors. They also spill all the tea on their brand new Patreon BLONDES UNCUT, the unfiltered behind the scenes version of the pod you didn’t know yo...

The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen. From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and everything in between, this episode is a full-on ride with three girls who never hold back. If you love...

This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm. In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to talk viral moments, influencer life, unexpected fame and what it’s really like to become a local icon w...

The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Diddy to some seriously unhinged conspiracies that have their group chats on fire. And just when you think it can’t get any messier, they read out a listener dilemma that is truly disgusting. Like, we wish we were exaggerating. Expect unfiltered opinions...

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers. They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary school memories and share some hilarious sister-style squabbles, from petty fallouts to full-blown drama....

This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls are covering it all with zero filter. They’re also getting a bit deeper, chatting about the chaos of navigating your 20s, the climate anxiety that comes with global warming, and how to show up with confidence even when you’re crumbling inside. It’s...

The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight into the Britney Millar online scandal, the Caroline Flack documentary and even a full chat about Glesga nature which somehow turned into one of the funniest parts of the episode 🌧️🌲 You’re also getting updates on previous dilemmas including the ones eve...

It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive into everything from Alan Carr’s latest chaos to a dilemma where someone gets criticised simply for being Scottish (aye, we’ve got thoughts 👀). We’re also unpacking the wild world of salon scandals, the madness of concert ticket wars, and of course — a bra...

It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice 😉 Of course, no episode would be complete without a few fresh dilemmas from you lot - and these ones? A...

It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on Mount Everest. 🏔️🥔 From baked potato debates to FaceApp horrors, it’s an episode full of unhinged laughs...

The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new documentary. It’s chaotic, unfiltered and full of belly laughs — basically, classic Relatively Blonde behaviour...

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM cheating. Add in some messy holiday chaos and you’ve got the perfect recipe for laughter, gasps, and “did...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼‍🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that heals all wounds… Glasgow scran. Expect laughter, oversharing, and a few food recommendations you’ll want to try straight after listening. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin...

Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden days of X Factor and poor Paul Potts, and sharing the highs and lows of trying to figure out life in your 20s. Expect a mix of laughs, honesty, and those “same, bestie”...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. They chat Taylor Swift, the trials of dealing with unhinged men, and the excitement (and stress) of buying a house — all while celebrating a huge milestone of hitting 15k followers. As always, it’s unfilt...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), to moral dilemmas we can’t quite untangle, to our thoughts on Princess Andre making headlines – nothing is off limits. We’re swapping stories about the weirdest jobs we’ve had, and, in true Relatively Blonde fashion, things take a turn… let’s just say...

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic friendships, unpacking what it really means to be in our soft girl era, and yes… we’re talking cursed engagement rings. It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and very us. Grab a drink and get comfy — let’s...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted… They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been p...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic story about getting hacked, nothing is off-limits. They also unpack the madness behind the show My Strange Addiction, and Jade shares what happened when she got a psychic reading on TikTok Live while g...

The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed! Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblond...

The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family,...

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpacking the mystery of man bags, and diving into a jaw-dropping creepy father-in-law dilemma that’ll have you screaming “Nope!” at your headphones. Expect laughs, overshares, and the kind of brutally...

Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling out Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala hair for not quite hitting the mark, and sharing a chaotic Scottish magpie story that has no business being that funny. Plus, things get real when a bridal party dilem...

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unexpected song choice. Things take a heartfelt turn when Lorri opens up about her experience with autism, breaking down misconceptions and sharing her personal journey with warmth and honesty. It’s chaoti...

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not even her glove box is safe from 2025. Then things take an unexpected turn (as they always do) when the girls dive into the news that Katy Perry might be going to space. Is it a PR stunt? And finally, we m...