Relatively Blonde

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. They chat Taylor Swift, the trials of dealing with unhinged men, and the excitement (and stress) of buying a house — all while celebrating a huge milestone of hitting 15k followers. As always, it’s unfilt...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), to moral dilemmas we can’t quite untangle, to our thoughts on Princess Andre making headlines – nothing is off limits. We’re swapping stories about the weirdest jobs we’ve had, and, in true Relatively Blonde fashion, things take a turn… let’s just say...

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic friendships, unpacking what it really means to be in our soft girl era, and yes… we’re talking cursed engagement rings. It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and very us. Grab a drink and get comfy — let’s...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted… They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been p...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic story about getting hacked, nothing is off-limits. They also unpack the madness behind the show My Strange Addiction, and Jade shares what happened when she got a psychic reading on TikTok Live while g...

The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed! Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblond...

The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family,...

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpacking the mystery of man bags, and diving into a jaw-dropping creepy father-in-law dilemma that’ll have you screaming “Nope!” at your headphones. Expect laughs, overshares, and the kind of brutally...

Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling out Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala hair for not quite hitting the mark, and sharing a chaotic Scottish magpie story that has no business being that funny. Plus, things get real when a bridal party dilem...

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unexpected song choice. Things take a heartfelt turn when Lorri opens up about her experience with autism, breaking down misconceptions and sharing her personal journey with warmth and honesty. It’s chaoti...

Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not even her glove box is safe from 2025. Then things take an unexpected turn (as they always do) when the girls dive into the news that Katy Perry might be going to space. Is it a PR stunt? And finally, we m...

This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re breaking down the latest season of Celebrity Big Brother—from wild house drama to unexpected alliances. Jade dishes on the infuriating moment someone dinged her car door (and yes, we’re mad too), while Lorri gets a little deep sharing the moment she knew...

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a terrifying new game involving… hidden poo (yes, really), and things only get weirder from there. We wade into the world of foot stuff, ask the age-old question: is watching porn cheating?, and unpack two juicy listener dilemmas that left us both SHOOK. Bu...

Relatively Blonde is the go-to podcast for laughs, real talk, and a little bit of chaos with cousins Jade and Lorri. In this episode, they dive into a tricky stepmother dilemma, reminisce about Jade’s Britain’s Got Talent days, and chat about Becki Jones’ unexpected TikTok departure. Plus, plenty more gossip, stories, and unfiltered opinions along the way. Grab a drink and get ready—because nothin...

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde—the podcast where wit meets chaos and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, they dive into the unexpected world of Peppa Pig (is she secretly running a monopoly?), tackle the heated abortion debate with their signature mix of thoughtfulness and humor, and swap hilarious personal stories that will have you crying (from laughter, of course). Buckle...

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri sit down with the fabulous Nurse Leah, a seasoned expert in aesthetics, who gives them the lowdown on everything from Mounjaro to the latest in facial enhancements. Nurse Leah spills all the tea on the aesthetic industry, sharing her insights on trends, treatments, and the drama that comes with it all. Plus, she reveals what she would do...

In this episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri break down why their last recording was, frankly, a snooze-fest—despite having the funniest day ever (minus the exact hour they hit record). They also dive into Claudia Winkleman’s elite tanning hacks, the absolute betrayal of unwanted cookies, and a completely unnecessary discussion about belly buttons. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and this t...

Jade and Lorri are back with what might be our most boring episode yet—or so we thought. From deep-diving into the mysteries of asteroids (should we be worried?) to uncovering the unexpected brilliance of the Tomato Sauce Bottle Theory (trust us, it’s a thing), we somehow manage to make the mundane weirdly entertaining. Plus, we take a moment to chat about haters—because what’s life without a litt...

Love is in the air… or is that just the scent of pure chaos? In this Valentine’s Day special, Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into all things love, laughter, and absolute embarrassment. From hilarious Valentine’s Day memories to the art (or crime?) of finger sniffing (yes, it’s as weird as it sounds), no topic is off-limits. And just when they thought things couldn’t get worse, ChatGPT delivers a ro...

We’re back, blondes! Season 2 kicks off with your favourite cousins, Jade and Lorri, catching up on all the chaos that’s unfolded since last season. Jade has somehow ended up homeless (??), we have a lot to say about Love Island, and we get weirdly deep into a debate about out-of-date potatoes. Expect laughs, questionable life choices, and the usual unfiltered nonsense. Grab a drink and let’s get...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and for the season finale, Jade and Lorri are bringing their dads to the mic for a festive family affair! In this Christmas special, the cousins sit down with their dads for a heartwarming and hilarious chat about holiday traditions, dad jokes gone wrong, and family memories that only get funnier with time. From the dads’ best advice (that they probably do...

In this special episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri sit down with two very important guests—their dads! Together, they dive into hilarious family stories, share embarrassing childhood moments, and uncover the lessons (and laughs) that shaped their lives. From behind-the-scenes tales about raising these blondes to their dads’ unique perspectives on family dynamics, this episode is full of...

In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite cousin duo, Jade and Lorri, take a deep dive into their jungle nightmares. From what critters they’d absolutely refuse to handle in the I’m a Celebrity jungle, to the most irrational fears they’d confess to Ant and Dec, this episode is packed with laughs. They also spill some hilarious personal stories about unexpected wildlife encounters...

Welcome to Relatively Blonde, the podcast where cousins Jade and Lorri bring you a mix of laughs, life updates, and a whole lot of randomness. From rating spa breaks to sharing unexpected surprises and diving into the kind of offbeat chats only family can have, this is your new go-to for fun, unfiltered conversation. Whether you’re looking for some lighthearted banter or just a break from the chao...

In this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri welcome their very first guest—none other than their iconic Gran! From her glamorous days as a WAG (that’s Wives and Girlfriends of footballers, for the uninitiated) to her unfiltered thoughts on modern trends, Gran brings wisdom, wit, and plenty of laughs. Jade and Lorri give her a crash course in OnlyFans (her r...