Relatively Blonde

This week we’re chatting all things chaos — starting with some very questionable tongue twisters and the fact that our December Relatively Blonde show is officially SOLD OUT!! We also catch up on our collab with the girls from Us Two Podcast, discuss Lorri’s mum deciding she wants to become a witch 🧙‍♀️ and somehow find ourselves talking about GTA 6 and the absolute mission that is trying to get...

This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are joined by Megan and Nadine from Us Two Podcast for the collab you didn’t know you needed! 🎙️💗 We’re getting into absolutely EVERYTHING — from how we all met, the infamous crutch and muffin top situation, and why making plans as an adult feels like a full-time job… to parasocial relationships, the Ibiza flower girl, and some truly horrific dating...

WE SURVIVED BERLINKYS!!! 😭💗 Our first ever Relatively Blonde live podcast happened and obviously we need to talk about EVERYTHING — including Jade making her grand entrance onto the stage concussed… before nearly being SET ON FIRE. Honestly, could it have gone any other way? We also hear possibly the most chaotic one-night-stand story ever, involving waking up the next morning to find a FERRET a...

This week we’re asking the question nobody expected… are we officially a sex podcast now?! 😭💗 We start off comparing our heights before things very quickly descend into farting on chins, snapped banjos and role play. So, you know… a completely normal episode. We also chat Stevie Nicks, Frasers and Braehead, opinionated in-laws and a moving home dilemma that gets us properly divided on relationsh...

This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it. Before we get too emotional though, Lorri appears to be having what can only be described as a **midlife crisis**, while Jade casuall...

Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde 💖 This week, we’re covering everything from Santa Ponsa and Starbucks orders to looksmaxxing, road rage and some truly questionable things that have been said in the bedroom. So… a very normal episode from us. We kick things off with a catch-up on **Santa Ponsa**, before discussing **Grant’s Patreon appearance** and, for reasons that will make...

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CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week we kick things off by asking a dangerous question... what opinions do you have that would probably get you cancelled? 😅 Needless to say, things escalate almost immediately. From there, we find ourselves reflecting on visiting the 9/11 Memorial & Museum in New York and why it ended up being one of the most emotio...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Welcome back to Relatively Blonde 💋 This week we're feeling very grateful... and only slightly chaotic. We kick things off by celebrating the fact that our very first Berlinkys Takeover sold out in just four minutes (we're still not over it), before giving a very well-deserved shoutout to the one person who probably deser...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week is a big one... because we're finally spilling all the details about our very first Relatively Blonde Live Takeover at Berlinkys Glasgow! 🥹🪩💗 We chat about how it all came together, what you can expect on the day, and why we're still slightly in disbelief that it's actually happening. Elsewhere, Jade unlocks w...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow we've managed to cram even more chaos into one conversation than usual. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're catching you up on what we've been up to before discussing the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) things proud mums do, the latest Katie Price and Peter Andre headlines, this year's L...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week kicks off with what can only be described as a riveting conversation about… bins. Don’t ask us how we got there, because we honestly couldn’t tell you. From there, we tackle one of lif...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're talking all things spa days as we settle the age-old debate: facials or massages... which one is actually worth the money? We also spill all the tea from our night at the Scotti...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week, the blondes are back with absolutely no plan, plenty of opinions, and several conversations that probably should've stayed in the group chat 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ We kick things off with Craig Ferguson, who successfully completed his walk across America and raised £1 million for SAMH - iconic, emotional, and honestly makin...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, unnecessary opinions, and conversations that start in one place and end somewhere completely different 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Lorri explains why she didn't end up going to Florida after all - and surprisingly, why she's actually totally okay with it. Meanwhile, she's mad...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Against all odds, another week has passed and the blondes have somehow found themselves back behind the microphones - armed with opinions, questionable stories, and absolutely no intention of staying on topic 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week we celebrate hitting 300 Patreon besties (which genuinely blows our minds), before immediately...

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Before we even get started this week, we need to address the fact that absolutely nobody was steering the ship. The topics are chaotic, the opinions are strong, and at several points we completely lose track of how we got onto the subject in the first place 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Jade debriefs us on her London trip - the hi...

Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Fresh week, fresh chaos, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones once again - armed with opinions, emotional instability, and absolutely no media training 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off with the Louise Thompson controversy before taking a slightly more emotional turn as Lorri opens up about the...

Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, spiralling, and speaking far too confidently on topics we absolutely aren’t qualified to discuss 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a very honest chat about Mounjaro and how it’s actually affected us - the good, the bad, and the side effects that nobody rea...

https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health New week, new episode, and somehow the blondes are back once again - still surviving on caffeine, chaos, and the belief that every thought deserves a microphone 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with an absolutely brutal review of Tim Hortons matcha (honkin’ is putting it lightly), before we somehow spiral into non-surgical facelifts, booby sucking, and...

It’s a new week, a new episode, and the blondes are back - although this time it’s a bit touch and go. Lorri is quite literally hanging on for dear life, fighting for survival, while Jade is doing everything in her power to keep the energy levels somewhere above rock bottom 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a trip down memory lane as we unpack Xscape and its many eras - the many names,...

New episode, new level of chaos, and somehow the blondes are back — still running on caffeine, bad decisions, and a confidence that really should come with a disclaimer 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a full debrief from the fight — yes, we’re addressing it, no, we didn’t handle it well, and yes… we have thoughts. From there, we take a nostalgic turn back to the glory days of Topshop...

New week, new episode, and against all odds the blondes are back - still powered by caffeine, chaos, and a level of confidence that really needs to be looked into 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect… in complete chaos, as we attempt to process the concept of an online rape academy (yes, unfortunately that is a real sentence) and question what is actually wrong with...

VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotland Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies...

Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that really needs to be evaluated 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off in full chaos mode as we unpack Jade’s period anxiety - because nothing says a peaceful week like spiralling over your own body - closely followed by Lorri’s absolutely horrific st...