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It took nearly three decades, but beloved 80s boneheads Bill and Ted have finally returned in 2020. Concluding our road to Face the Music, here are our thoughts on the conclusion to the Bill and Ted saga.   Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns 

It took nearly three decades, but beloved 80s boneheads Bill and Ted have finally returned in 2020. Before we can face the music we have to survive a most bogus journey.   Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns 

It took nearly three decades, but beloved 80s boneheads Bill and Ted have finally returned in 2020. Before we can face the music we have to embark on a most excellent adventure.   Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns  

This Christmas we can’t help but gush and deliberate over one of our favorite holiday flicks. Come discover the tragically underrated and overlooked The Family Stone. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Fourteen years ago, Borat left an undeniable mark on popular culture in a faux-documentary that will have audiences cackling and cringing as long as people watch movies. That’s a lot of legacy for a sequel to live up to all these years later. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

In a year of movie drought, Netflix wants to remind us they can still release stuff. Can their adaptation of Donald Ray Pollock’s southern gothic masterpiece convince our panel of devoted fans and newcomers? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

There’s still time to immerse yourself in Halloween through the power of movies. We’ll tell you how! Our panel of cinephiles has assembled their own respective Halloween movie recommendation lists. Some of them make sense, others less so. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns There’s a spoiler in there for The Village.

The big Summer blockbuster sort of came back (and then died again)! We managed to find a city with an open theater to experience Christopher Nolan’s big budget brain bender. Did we get it? Featuring: Josh Porter, Peter Nikiforov, Patrick Porter Spoilers: Tenet and Inception

Well, he's been avoiding it forever, but we finally got him. Sort of. It's the summer of top 10 lists! Who in the world cares about some host of You Hate Movies’ top 10 favorite movies of all time? Maybe you do! Who knows? Join as we celebrate and mock Tyler's all-time favorites.   Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

It's the summer of top 10 lists! Who in the world cares about some host of You Hate Movies’ top 10 favorite movies of all time? Maybe you do! Who knows? Join as we celebrate and mock Patrick's all-time favorites. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

It’s the Summer of top ten lists! From romcoms to black cinema to 90s overload, here are Ivory Mobley’s top 10 favorite movies of all time!

Remember when we published more than one host top ten movies of all time list in recent memory? Here we go again. Who in the world cares about some host of You Hate Movies’ top 10 favorite movies of all time? Maybe you do! Who knows? Join as we celebrate and mock Matt's all-time favorites. Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Remember when we published a host top ten movies of all time list back in... last week? Here we go again. Who in the world cares about some host of You Hate Movies’ top 10 favorite movies of all time? Maybe you do! Who knows? Join as we celebrate and mock Mike's all-time favorites. Featuring: Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Remember when we published a host top ten movies of all time list back in 2017?? Here we go again. (And again in our next episode.) Who in the world cares about some host of You Hate Movies’ top 10 favorite movies of all time? Maybe you do! Who knows? Join as we celebrate and mock Liam’s all-time favorites. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from April 2020. How did Steven Spielberg save Babu Frick? When will we get to go to the movies again? Who did Darron Aronofsky pick to play Batman? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

You Hate Movie’s joins the quarantined world on a Zoom call as we discuss which movies are getting us through our isolation. From comfort flicks, to comedies, to body horror. Here’s how we’re staving off cabin fever with cinematic medicine. Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Is Sam Mendes' one-shot war epic 1917 a gimmicky hype-fest or is it already one of 2020’s best movies? Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame

Is the academy award-winning Parasite worthy of all its wild acclaim? If you doubt it’s greatness, did you even get it?  Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Never one to overlook an opportunity to argue about movies, a panel of expert You Hate Movies hosts is here to present their top ten favorite films of the decade. Our choices will thrill and disgust you, or make you ask, wait, what movie? Here are our top ten movies of the decade. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

As faithful purveyors of our own opinions, You Hate Movies returns with our annual Top 10 lists. From indie joints to summer blockbusters, critically acclaimed and critically reviled, things we loved and things we may have loved or hated (we’re not sure). Here are our top 10 movies of 2019. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

It just seems like there aren’t enough opinions about Star Wars out there these days, so You Hate Movies has arrived to rank each feature film from worst to best, settling the debate once and for all. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Michael Dumont, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: X-Men Apocalypse, and the Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons.

The world’s most beloved sci-fi franchise is owned and operated by an evil corporation, and its troubled sequel trilogy finally comes to a decisive finale in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. But does anyone have balanced film criticism to offer a Star Wars movie anymore, or is it all a shouting match between nerds and their detractors? The definitive review lies ahead! Featuring: Josh Porter, Lia...

In this episode, join us in the You Hate Movies Thunderdome, as we pit beloved movie characters, one-by-one, in a brutal, all-out battle to the death. Today’s Thunderdome: Christmas movie characters. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Audition, The Counselor, Hereditary, Fight Club

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from December, 2019. Which soulless cooperation is responsible for the quasi E.T. sequel? Will James Cameron survive to see Avatar 5? How big must an iPad be for Martin Scorsese viewing? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

We went to see a movie we knew almost nothing about, maybe the weirdest movie of the year, and we’re having a hard time finding anything wrong with it. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns