You Hate Movies

Each of our esteemed cinephile hosts is up to the challenge of ranking the five greatest animated movies of all time! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishments. Nominated by our esteemed hosts and voted on by a jury of You Hate Movies Patrons, these are the You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards!

Finally! The definitive best movies of 2025 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squabbles as we settle this year’s cinematic top tens. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Taylor Long, and Tyler Hanns

Welcome to the first-ever “By Committee” episode, where we present a You Hate Movies best-of list not via individual hosts, but via the outrage, rancor, and vengeance of a list made by committee. In this episode, best Christmas movies. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, Taylor Warren, Sarah Hanns, and Tyler Hanns.

It's a ruthless holiday save-or-kill session! Which beloved Christmas classic would you save if it meant killing another?  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

From American melodramas to French extremity, from the '70s to the 2020s, we’re unpacking our top 5 most disturbing films. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Darron Aronofsky makes the kind of movies best for a You Hate Movies argument—divisive ones. Join us as we narrow down our top five feats of filmmaking from one of the few remaining mainstream auteurs. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishment. Nominated by our esteemed hosts and voted on by a juror of You Hate Movies Patrons, these are the You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards!

Finally! The definitive best movies of 2024 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squabbles as we settle this year’s cinematic top tens. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Taylor Warren, and Tyler Hanns

Listen as we put our resident expert cinephiles and guest patrons to the test in a harrowing contest of Christmas movie trivia! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, Sarah Hanns, Taylor Burdiss, and Tyler Hanns

The whole world seems to hate Joker: Folie à Deux, but the definitive take, as always, comes from You Hate Movies. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

More than four decades and nine feature films—we are ranking the entire Alien franchise from worst to best. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter

It's been forty-four years since the original Alien film, and we're still watching these things even though they haven't been good since the '80s. Does Alien: Romulus bring back the magic of the original film, or is it another dud? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter

14 years after the first big-screen Wolverine and Deadpool crossover, we’re here again. Is the record-breaking blockbuster everything audiences hoped it would be? Or has this long-anticipated redemption been foiled by the declining MCU?   Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Peter Hornberger

Join us as Josh recaps the Planet of the Apes reboot trilogy, and then reviews the neverending franchise's latest installment. Featuring: Josh Porter

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from May 2024. Do critics love Furiosa? Is Hugh Jackman a coward? What the heck is a review embargo? Our expert opinions, analysis, and arguments await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, and Patrick Porter

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Our panel of expert cinephiles (and readers) have all read and seen Dune 2 and are fully prepared to offer praise, to nitpick, and to argue about whether or not Timothy Chalamet ruined the movie. Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

Glamorous! Who are you wearing? It's award season at You Hate Movies, and we have thoughts about the Oscars. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Your resident expert cinephiles have finally compiled the definitive list of the top 10 movies of 2023. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Join our expert cinephile panel as we rank the top five greatest cinematic depictions of Santa in movie and Christmas history! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, and Tyler Hanns

Cowabunga! Three longtime Ninja Turtle fans and one complete newcomer to the IP have gone through Mutant Mayhem and back and returned to argue about it.  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Matt Hughes

Well, all of us saw Oppenheimer, but only one of us saw Barbie. But that won't stop us from arguing about both!   Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spanning four decades, nine movies, and two franchises, Rocky Balboa and Adonis Creed come head to head as we rank every Rocky and Creed movie from worst to best. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

What better way to end the year than with our top ten favorite movies of 2022? Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns