You Hate Movies

After a celebrated return to the pop culture spotlight, Pennywise the dancing clown is back to conclude his latest cinematic adaptation, or maybe deflate it like a balloon. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns  Spoilers: It (the novel, movie, and TV miniseries), Wreck It Ralph, and Watchmen

Against all conceivable odds, Warner Brothers and DC have somehow done the unthinkable and delivered a true cinematic experience: Joker. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Joy

Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode we talk about more bad guesses, the worst kids’ movie of the summer, and Tyler singing autographs in South Korea. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Fate of the Furious

In this episode, we are taking a twofold journey into Jim Henson’s beloved and divisive fantasy epic The Dark Crystal. For the first half-hour, our resident Dark Crystal geek, Josh, takes a deep-dive into The Dark Crystal and its new Netflix prequel series, Age of Resistance. Then, at the 36 minute mark, the whole gang is together, some of them seeing The Dark Crystal for the first time some 37 ye...

In our Sept, 2019 Executive Producer episode we’re being made to discuss the 2017 adaptation of Power Rangers, and movies syndicated for TV. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Sliding Doors, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Power Rangers, The Shawshank Redemption, Knight’s Tale, Superman 3, and Batman Returns.

Movie lovers tend to love Quentin Tarantino movies… But do these movie lovers love this Quintin Tarantino movie? It’s time to debrief Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Hateful Eight, Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained

Disney keeps making movies they already made and we keep paying to see them, but can all the VFX in the world recapture the original magic of The Lion King? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Lion King, Titanic

While Disney shamelessly plunders their back catalog for remakes, we take a tour of the original renaissance of Disney animated films and rank them best and worst. Featuring: Abi Porter, Heather Tabinowski, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Princess and the Frog, The Nutty Professor (1996)

Love 'em or hate 'em, there sure are a lot of Marvel movies. At this point it's starting to seem like there are just as many Spider-Man movies. Will one more overdo it, or can Tom Holland charm his way through another franchise entry? Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Captain Marvel, Muppets Most Wanted, and The Simpsons, Seaso...

The longest running film franchise in movie history is here for more destruction. Finally, we get to argue about Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Michael Dumont, and Patrick Porter Spoilers: Godzilla (1998), Godzilla (2014), Kong: Skull Island, Godzilla 2000, the legend of Johnny Appleseed, and apparently Matt spoils something about Games of Thrones.

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame

The culmination of 11 years, 11 franchises, and 21 films is here: Five dudes and two girls arguing about Avengers: Endgame. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One, Super 8, Big Hero 6, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and the e...

Horror maestro Jordan Peele returns to the director’s chair with another scary socio-political parable. But does the complicated weirdness of Us stick the landing? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Us and Get Out

Just when you thought DC and Warner Brothers couldn’t make a bigger mess, they arrive with Shazam!… and totally redeem themselves! Or has the bar just been set oh so low? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, and a minor gag is spoiled for Deadpool 2

There’s a Marvel movie fronted by a female superhero, and people are either pretty excited or pretty upset. Behold, four more dudes and one more girl arguing about Captain Marvel. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Secret World of Alex Mack, Watchmen, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, Wonder Woman, Avengers: Infinity War

Nearly two decades after it began, M. Night Shamylan finally completes the Unbreakable trilogy with the final installment: Glass. But is the end result "classic Shamylan" in the good sense or the bad sense? Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Village, Brigsby Bear, The Happening, After Earth

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from February, 2019. Who is showing up for the Jumanji sequel, and who cares? Why does James Cameron love water so much? How does Abi feel about the blue Will Smith genie? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Avengers: Infinity...

We're playing Save or Kill once again, this time with highly anticipated 2019 movies. Faced with two 2019 options, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The stakes are high! Who will survive?  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

As faithful purveyors of our own opinions, You Hate Movies returns with our annual Top 10 lists. From indie joints to summer blockbusters, critically acclaimed and critically reviled, things we loved and things we may have loved or hated (we’re not sure). Here are our top 10 movies of 2018. Featuring: Abi Porter, Ivory Mobley, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: We...

Where does Creed II fits into the pantheon of Rocky greatness, and is Rocky IV is all it’s cracked up to be, or little more than an awesome training montage? Featuring: Josh Porter, Ivory Mobley, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Rocky Franchise.

When you’ve seen Home Alone a few dozen times, you start to notice things. Join us as our panel of expert cinephiles make plain the hidden supernatural reality that kept Kevin Mcallister trapped in his house: The Front Door Santa. Spoilers: Home alone, Labyrinth, Home alone 2, Krampus, Christmas with the Kranks Featuring: Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Halloween is back (again, but probably not for the last time). Join a few slasher film fans and a few newcomers as we compare and contrast the original classic with the latest revival. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Halloween franchise, Friday the 13th and the 2009 reboot, and the Seinfeld episode The Junk Mail

See (nearly) unlimited movies for only ten bucks a month! It was an offer that seemed too good to be true, and in the long run, it was. More than a year later, what have we learned from the MoviePass debacle, and how can we love again? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we talk about the inevitable surprise hit of the summer and about who was clueless enough to bet on Tully . Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Hotel Transylvania 2, The Last Jedi, Mission: Impossible - Fallout

You guys ready to revise those Pixar Best-of lists? 14 years later, is Incredibles 2 a serious contender for the top 10, or do we have a Cars situation on our hands? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Incredibles and Incredibles 2