Never Not Media
You Can't Do That
A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.
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Never Not Media
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Jun 19, 2026
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Episodes
#38: White Wine On An ATV 13.03.2019 1:03:04
TIMECODES: 3:10 - #ALLCAPS 9:10 - NHL: Playoffs update! 20:00 - Catie's dreamboat 34:10 - Forced Bonding 49:28 - Listener questions We had an audio problem on Catie’s end this week, as you will definitely hear. We’re sorry about that and we thank you for sticking with us anyway!
#37: Overrate This A$$ 06.03.2019 1:16:55
TIMECODES: 1:46 - Merch update! 2:55 - #ALLCAPS 29:21 - NHL chitchat 34:39 - Rave's thought canoe 43:40 - Whose Line-y Is It Anyway? 1:01:17 - Listener questions
#36: The Dirtbag Triad 27.02.2019 1:11:13
TIMECODES: 2:12 - Merch announcement! 3:34 - #ALLCAPS 15:18 - NHL chitchat 25:40 - Eva's dreamboat 38:58 - Our Major Motion Picture 53:27 - Listener questions
#35: Brittle Twizzler 21.02.2019 1:08:12
We experienced some technical issues this week, so plz don’t be caught off guard when the audio quality shifts about halfway through! We did our best! TIMECODES: 1:40 - #ALLCAPS 10:07 - NHL chitchat 27:40 - Kelly's dreamboat 38:22 - Heart Trophy Power Rankings 54:30 - Listener questions
#34: All By Myself Dot MP3 13.02.2019 1:25:00
TIMECODES: 2:10 - #ALLCAPS 16:40 - NHL chitchat 33:08 - Rave's dreamboat 49:45 - NHL's Lonely Hearts 1:07:55 - Listener questions
#33: Is THIS A Handsome Man?? 06.02.2019 1:03:44
TIMECODES: 02:50 - #ALLCAPS 08:50 - NHL chitchat 17:10 - Shameboatin' 35:10 - The 2019 (All) Star Sign Game 50:30 - Listener questions
#32: @NotAPenguin78 30.01.2019 1:02:15
TIMECODES: 01:40 - #ALLCAPS 08:00 - NHL/All Star Game chitchat 25:05 - Kelly's dreamboat(s) 31:25 - Solo Number 44:40 - Listener questions
#31: The Desert of Whoms 23.01.2019 1:28:53
TIMECODES: 3:30 - #ALLCAPS 16:22 - NHL chitchat 29:15 - Eva's dreamboat 45:05 - Lesser Halves Charity Baskets 1:12:40 - Listener questions
#30: Sympathy For The Overdog 16.01.2019 1:18:19
TIMECODES: 02:00 - #ALLCAPS 25:50 - NHL chitchat 39:55 - Rave's dreamboat 46:50 - Star (Sign) Wars 01:06:15 - Listener questions
#29: Jumbo Jamie 09.01.2019 1:08:53
TIMECODES: 01:25 - #ALLCAPS 14:07 - NHL chitchat 20:58 - Special guest "Jamie Benn" 27:00 - Catie's (& everyone's) dreamboat 38:35 - Which Hockey?: Meetup Group edition 53:50 - Listener questions
#28: Kids And Their Devices 26.12.2018 1:01:02
TIMECODES: 02:00 - #ALLCAPS 12:15 - NHL chitchat 28:23 - Kelly's dreamboat 37:15 - Our Team Is A Family 53:32 - Listener questions
#27: A Hard Left Back to Chaos Town 19.12.2018 1:28:46
TIMECODES: 04:15 - #ALLCAPS 21:00 - NHL chitchat 33:20 - Eva's dreamboat 43:35 - Secret Satan 1:06:26 - Listener questions
#26: Andre Burakovsky's Growth Mindset Affirmation of the Week 12.12.2018 1:02:15
Are Hallmark holiday movies an easy target for #jokes? Sure. Are we too good to dip from that well? Never ever. In addition: the hitting rubric, a Tinder full of Canucks, and something adjacent to "Gone Girl"-ing.
#25: Arena Mood Lighting 05.12.2018 1:29:00
Catie has prepared a fresh batch of Tom Wilson Is The Greatest Hockey Player Of All Time juice and it's time to take a f***in' sip, babes. Other topics: haunted doll William Nylander, ideal goal songs, and a Dreamboat with flow.
#24: How To Neg A Man 21.11.2018 1:11:06
Turn on the time machine! Professor Kelly is ready to whisk us back to the '80s for a #defection bedtime story. Also: trades, tests, and Thanksgiving dinner guests. (By the way, listeners: We're thankful for you. xoxo.)
#23: Capital L "Like" Capital T "That" 14.11.2018 1:09:30
Do you revel in the suffering of your enemies, or are you the type to pretend your enemies don’t even exist? Doesn't matter. This podcast endorses both.
#22: Severe Magician Face 08.11.2018 1:14:28
Every part of this episode is inappropriate, up to and including the round of "Hockey or Livestock-y?" that we finally forced Eva and Kelly to play. Desperate times call for extra weird silliness, we don't make the rules.
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