Never Not Media

You Can't Do That

Sports EN ↓ 243 episodes

A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

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#61: Hot Dumb Hockey University 13.11.2019 1:11:00

TIMECODES: 03:20 - AHH! Real Caps Players 11:34 - Between 2 Blue Lines recap 17:30 - #ALLCAPS 26:15 - NHL chitchat 33:00 - Catie's dreamboat 44:45 - Dormboats Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#60: John Carlson Cannot Twerk. 06.11.2019 1:07:10

TIMECODES: 02:25 - #ALLCAPS 24:35 - NHL chitchat 30:00 - Our dreamboat 40:35 - I Came Here To Make Friends 59:00 - Listener questions Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#59: The Snickscourse 30.10.2019 1:33:17

TIMECODES: 01:48 - #ALLCAPS 16:32 - Look At This Photograph. Look At It. 28:08 - Elsewhere in the NHL 45:50 - Rave’s dreamboat 56:09 - Hat Trick or Treat 1:18:10 - Listener questions Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#58: TLV (Tender Loving Vengeance) 23.10.2019 1:06:10

TIMECODES: 2:50 - #ALLCAPS mixed with NHL stuff 32:08 - Catie's dreamliner 38:14 - Bigfoot Played Backwards Equals Flat Earth 54:50 - Listener questions Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#57: Welcome Meat 17.10.2019 1:14:03

TIMECODES: 02:45 - #ALLCAPS 21:22 - Elsewhere in the NHL 38:22 - The coven’s collective dreamboat 51:45 - Hard-Hitting Reporting 1:05:30 - Listener questions Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#56: Abs All The Way Down 09.10.2019 56:54

TIMECODES: 03:15 - #ALLCAPS 18:12 - Elsewhere in the NHL 27:45 - Those drawings by the Caps players, though 34:33 - Shoutout to a rat boy 35:35 - Kelly’s dreamboat 41:20 - The NHL’s Next Top Bottom 53:05 - Listener questions Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#55: A Very Dope Cocoon 11.09.2019 51:45

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#54: Spiritual Veneers 07.08.2019 59:03

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Bonus: A Bull Named Captain Obvious (feat. Jason Rogers) 19.07.2019 35:47

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#53: YCDT's Senior Hockeys Sanctuary (Listener Questions 2019) 03.07.2019 43:33

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#52: A Pleasant Fiction 26.06.2019 1:05:47

This was gonna be an episode devoted to listener questions but then Nicke dad-winked on Twitter and the Preds traded PK so your hosts felt a that news debrief was needed. (Also, Rave's internet kept cutting out as we recorded this, and she handled it really well. As you'll hear.). TIMECODES: 2:13 - 2019 NHL Awards 24:54 - 2019 NHL Draft 41:45 - Trade talk 52:05 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON P...

#51: Alexa, Play Pitbull 19.06.2019 1:12:54

TIMECODES: 2:19 - Congraturitos to the Blues! 19:20 - Farewell, Nisky 27:25 - NHL trade talk 35:18 - Kelly's dream concept 41:42 - Written In The Stars 1:00:05 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#50: Projected Misery 12.06.2019 1:16:17

TIMECODES: 3:25 - Stanley Cup Final(ly) 10:58 - Women's World Cup 11:51 - Trade talk 18:32 - Seattle expansion 22:39 - Holtbys @ Pride 29:15 - Eva's dreamboat 46:20 - The Party Planning Committee 1:04:30 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#49: Spooking A Hunk 05.06.2019 1:13:25

TIMECODES: 2:51 - Stanley Cup Final 12:09 - IIHF Worlds 13:49 - One more thing about the SCF tho 15:19 - ...and back to Worlds 16:19 - #AthletesAndActivism 21:18 - The ECHL trophy 26:08 - Rave's dreamboat 41:35 - Coven Combine 1:00:30 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#48: Oh, And Your Kids Are Ugly 22.05.2019 1:15:38

TIMECODES: 2:13 - Sharks/Blues 9:26 - Canes/Bruins 18:55 - IIHF Worlds check-in 24:10 - Kelly's dreamboat 34:10 - Draft Class Sorting Hat 55:05 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#47: This Episode Is Not Called "Sex Cousins" 15.05.2019 1:04:26

TIMECODES: 2:04 - IIHF Worlds 8:51 - Bruins/Canes 17:05 - Sharks/Blues 22:50 - Catie's dreamboat 37:15 - Which Daytime TV Hockeys? 49:55 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#46: Powerwashed 08.05.2019 1:21:24

TIMECODES: 2:40 - Women's hockey 6:29 - IIHF Worlds/Off-season lifestyles 12:10 - Canes/Isles 19:20 - Bruins/Blue Jackets 24:00 - Sharks/Avs 30:13 - Stars/Blues 37:15 - Eva's dreamboat 51:10 - Unnatural Hat Tricks 1:08:00 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#45: Loose Noodles 01.05.2019 1:06:47

TIMECODES: 1:16 - The Caps are out :( 10:40 - Capitals Flashback: 2017 16:00 - #ALLCAPS: Room for improvement 21:03 - Capitals Flashback: 2018 27:09 - Isles/Canes 31:16 - Bruins/Blue Jackets 36:50 - Sharks/Avs 48:00 - Stars/Blues 52:40 - Rave's dreamboat 1:08:00 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat READ KELLY'S DEADSPIN PIECE: https://deadspin.com/the-8...

#44: The Ferda Metric 24.04.2019 1:06:47

TIMECODES: 1:45 - Playoffs: Eastern Conf. check-in 23:16 - Playoffs: Western Conf. check-in 30:00 - Yzerman to the Red Wings 33:15 - Kelly's dreamboats 44:13 - Talent/"Talent" Show XXL 59:51 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#43: Mea Hornimus Culpa 17.04.2019 1:23:30

TIMECODES: 3:16 - Playoffs: Eastern Conference check-in 23:37 - Playoffs: Western Conference check-in 37:29 - Catie's dreamboat 45:00 - FMK w/ Yr Cvn 1:18:22 - Listener question SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#42: Alabama Baby Thot 10.04.2019 1:20:38

TIMECODES: 2:28 - #ALLCAPS 12:20 - Playoffs chitchat 30:57 - Eva's dreamboat 52:32 - Story Time with Miss Eva 1:06:08 - Listener questions SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

#41: Cat Law and Sunfish 03.04.2019 1:23:40

TIMECODES: 3:15 - #ALLCAPS 17:15 - Boo, Tampa Bay 24:28 - NHL chitchat 36:10 - Eva & Catie's Preds game recap 51:28 - Rave's dreamboat 1:09:12 - Mom's Credit Card Got Hacked :( 1:19:20 - Listener question SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

YCDT Is Now On Patreon! 27.03.2019 2:14

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#40: Nobody Asked, Jeff. 27.03.2019 1:05:03

TIMECODES: 2:01 - #ALLCAPS 10:25 - NHL chitchat 22:55 - Kelly's dreamboat 38:38 - Ice Food Truckers 52:00 - Listener questions

#39: Evgeni Malkin's Borscht Palace and Sushi Bar 20.03.2019 1:03:04

TIMECODES: 2:21 - #ALLCAPS 10:32 - NHL chitchat 27:06 - Wildcard update 28:02 - Draft lottery explainer 33:40 - Eva's dreamboat 46:24 - Do It For the Line 59:35 - Listener questions