You Can't Do That

Timecodes: 2:50 TV!!: The Return 21:00 Caps vs Islanders lmao 28:00 Canucks vs Blues 37:00 Jim Rutherford’s burn book 41:30 Tuuka’s outta here 45:30 Flyers vs Habs 49:30 Blue Jackets vs Lightning 55:50 What’s coming up?/Our new enemies

Timecodes: 3:10 3 Out Of 5 Stars 11:45 Playoffs: How?? 24:02 Black Lives Matter. 31:30 Qualifiers, Part 1

Timecodes: 03:10 Which Hockey?: Letterboxd 11:33 This week in our cats 19:00 Return to play 35:44 The new Russian Five? 39:47 Bubble stuff 48:00 What’s coming up? 62:34 Hockey…awards

Timecodes: 05:02 This week in our cats 14:25 Season Rewind: What Happened, Actually? 27:00 NHL Equity Sticks Olympics/Playoffs 64:55 Listener Q: Our NHL boyband 81:15 Listener Q: NHL teams on reality shows

Timecodes: 4:50 This week in our cats 9:15 Things That We Love That We F**kin Hate 38:10 Book recs! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

Context: We asked the patrons on the YCDT Discord to vote: Which old Caps game did they most want to hear us yell about? Because we’re idiots, it wasn’t until we gathered to record the episode that we realized their first choice was inaccessible to stream or download. So we pivoted to their second-choice game instead. Forgive us, sweet patrons. We - quite literally - know not what we do. Support u...

TIMECODES: 05:05 Hockey things 19:30 This week in our cats 23:30 Passions: The Light and the Darkness Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 4:48 #ALLCAPS? 22:58 This week...in...the NHL? 33:00 The week in our cats 37:37 Special guest "Jamie Benn" 52:50 The Social Distancing Project Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 03:40 NHL chitchat, sorta 22:15 Which hockeys are our cats? 46:06 Quarantine Activitiez Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 06:00 Pandemic?! 12:15 Which Direction? 56:45 Draft Class Quarantine FMK Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 03:55 #ALLCAPS 18:07 CW: Penguins chitchat 23:11 NHL chitchat 38:00 Danielle’s dreamboat(s)! 1:02:25 Listener Q: Block the net with yr body? Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 03:45 Hello to our newest adopted boy 10:47 #ALLCAPS 28:50 NHL chitchat 45:42 Rave's dreamboat 54:20 Make It Work! 69:30 BrEaKiNg NeWs?? 76:10 Listener Qs: A correction, and tips for finding team-specific media coverage Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 03:00 ALLCAPS 16:40 NHL chitchat 26:34 Trade talk 31:40 Kelly's dreamboat 44:30 VIP: Very Informed Punditry, Part 2 01:06:00 Listener Q: Hummingbird bucks Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 02:55 #ALLCAPS 22:30 NHL chitchat 30:43 NWHL check-in 32:38 Trade deadline approaches 37:55 Eva's dreamboat 54:00 And Who Could Forget Dear Rat Boy 68:45 Listener Q: hockeys as Schitt's Creek and/or musicals Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 02:38 - Caps vs. Pens (PENS FANS PLZ SKIP) 20:19 - #ALLCAPS 25:55 - NHL chitchat 37:10 - Rave's vintage dreamboat 55:15 - The Outback Billionaire’s Forbidden Conquest Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 02:44 #ALLCAPS 14:30 All Star Game 15:14 Bye Week MVP 28:40 Gritty vs. Child 33:40 Kelly's dreamboat 45:10 Throw The Book: Dumb Laws and Your Hockeys 64:10 Listener Qs: Motivational spite, advice for your first Caps game NOTE: In a brief discussion of the allegations against Gritty this week, we misgendered them. This was an honest, regrettable mistake, and we acknowledge that it’s no s...

TIMECODES: 03:00 #ALLCAPS 23:22 NHL chitchat 36:20 Eva's dream?boat 47:30 Commit Me, D***y 59:23 Listener Qs: Montreal Haberdashers, bird terms Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 02:57 Caps Pride Night 10:43 #ALLCAPS 23:45 On the concept of HORNINESS 29:05 NHL chitchat 33:25 Horny Moments of the Week 45:40 Rave's forbidden dreamboat 57:15 Horn This Way 73:37 Listener Q: Leafs hoggle or boondoggle? Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 02:23 #ALLCAPS 20:45 Winter Classic 35:15 Canucks’ ‘90s night 37:00 Kelly's dreamboat 47:05 VIP: Very Informed Punditry 1:02:28 Listener Qs: hockeys as tarot cards; hockeys as competitive dogs Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 03:35 #ALLCAPS 20:30 World Juniors 24:12 NHL chitchat 33:45 Eva's dreamboats 43:45 Victorian Idiots 57:25 Listener Qs: top hockey smiles; hockeys as wedding event staff Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 3:13 #ALLCAPS 26:22 NHL chitchat 36:55 Rave's dreamboat 47:15 Advise Me! 64:02 Listener questions: gloves; advice for Preds Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 03:18 #ALLCAPS 26:05 Taylor Hall??? 28:13 Connor McDavid's house 30:08 Sharks, wifeless 33:20 Kelly's dreamboat 44:00 You’re Doin’ Great, Baby 56:00 Listener questions: The Thiccness Algorithm, book recs Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

TIMECODES: 02:55 - #ALLCAPS 24:40 - What the Devils is going on 30:02 - The ~coaches reckoning~ 32:35 - Flyers’ head traumas 35:43 - Punchy Jumbo Joe 37:43 - Russia’s banned, y’all 40:22 - Eva’s soupy dreamboat 51:45 - Thottify Wrapped 01:06:30 - Listener Q: Player numbering Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

TIMECODES: 02:03 - Spitgate!!! 22:09 - Caps @ NYR (feat. Danielle & Laura!) 36:22 - Bye bye Badcop 43:20 - Yee-haw in Dallas 47:35 - Rave's dreamboat Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat

TIMECODES: 02:25 - #ALLCAPS 13:45 - BYE DON CHERRY LMAO 19:10 - NHL chitchat 26:39 - Catie got a hatty!!! 34:34 - Eva's dreamboat 43:00 - Whomst Saved Whomst 55:05 - Listener question Support YCDT on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat