Never Not Media

You Can't Do That

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A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

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#13: Hashtag Feminine Features 07.06.2018 1:31:00

#12: Soft Filters and Star Wipes 02.06.2018 1:02:24

#11: Fizzing Like A Rocket Pop 25.05.2018 56:28

#10: Thanks, Zodiac Hockey Dot Com 23.05.2018 1:27:12

#09: F Is For "Family of Werewolves" 16.05.2018 1:30:48

#08: Playing For Love (And Spite) 09.05.2018 1:27:58

#07: Chess on a Hockey Plane 02.05.2018 1:12:58

#06: Appreciate Our Daughter!! 25.04.2018 1:25:45

Eva tries to restore balance to a negative world by wringing sincere compliments out of Kelly, Catie, and Rave about the teams they hate. Plus: Complicated viral-video reactions and a mean-eyed dreamboat.

#05: Enthusiastic Licking Consent 18.04.2018 1:04:16

The wrong people are jousting, Brad Marchand is out here licking dudes, and we can barely tell the difference between professional sports commentary and descriptions of adult films. It's the 2018 Stanley Cup playoffs.

Bonus: Hockey Chirps Hall of Fame 13.04.2018 11:22

Catie hosts a tour through some of the most patently ridiculous hockey player "insults" in memory.

#04: Golf. Space. My Dog. 04.04.2018 1:20:40

Starting around the hour mark, there's a weird echo that we've so far been unable to fix. We're sorry about that! We appreciate your patience and hope it doesn't affect your enjoyment of the episode.

Bonus: Hockey Coven As 30.03.2018 34:07

In a purely self-indulgent exercise, the girls discuss which Caps players they spiritually resemble and which positions they'd play - and for which teams - if they were actually players themselves.

#03: No Ethical Consumption Under Late-Stage NHL 22.03.2018 1:16:37

As we all know, hockey is made up of a select few cats and extremely a lot of dogs. But which of them are worthy of this season's Hart Trophy? And which are Dreamboats, but like, the dumpster kind? Let's find out together!

Bonus: A Little ‘Stitious 16.03.2018 14:07

Eva leads a discussion about the superstitions that shape hockey players’ routines, from stick drawings to octopus sacrifices and everything in between. Plus, an update on our pal Diane.

#02: Schrödinger's Dick 08.03.2018 1:36:04

The girls are riding high after a shockingly enjoyable Caps win as they talk trade deadline dreams/drama, thirst traps vs. heart traps, and tips for a first-time hockey game attendee. Plus, unlikely animal friends!

Bonus: Pitch Hockey 2 Me 02.03.2018 12:14

Rave has piles of money. Catie, Kelly, and Eva have a fun and/or miserable proposal for what to do with it.

#01: Upsies For Fifi! 23.02.2018 1:00:44

This episode was recorded on Sunday, February 18, and might be a teensy bit outdated news-wise when you hear it. Future episodes will be more timely, promise!

Coming Soon! 22.02.2018 1:34

Four enthusiastically self-righteous idiots, one beautiful mess of a sport: "You Can't Do That" is coming soon.